Gisele Bundchen threw the New England Patriots' wide receivers under the bus. Before the Super Bowl, Gisele emailed friends and family asking them to pray for her hubby. After the Super Bowl, a disappointed Gisele explained that the Patriots loss was not her hot husband's fault.

Gisele said: "My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

The woman speaks the truth and I've never thought of football in such a literal way like Gisele described it, but she's full of sh!t. That's what you say behind closed doors, not in public.

Bundchen was answering someone who said "Eli owns your husband" when she said that.

Brady's teammates are not impressed.

TMZ reports: Tom's teammates feel betrayed by Gisele's behavior -- the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele's pot shot violated the code -- which is basically ... win as a team, lose as a team.

Tom Brady's son John with the ex-fiance he dumped for Gisele Bundchen is one of the cutest kids that I have ever seen! John just melts my ice cold heart. Benjamin Brady isn't as cute as John Moynahan, but Benjamin's still a chubby bundle of cuteness.

Tom's wife Gisele looks like she adores Benjamin. She was spotted while out in the park with her friends on Saturday in New York. These pictures are precious.

The moment we've all been waiting for... drumroll or eyeroll please, here's a picture of Benjamin Brady!

Benjamin has some of the best genes ever: Tom Brady's hotness mixed with Gisele Bundchen's sexiness. As you can see, he looks like any other infant does! Awwww.

Gisele allowed Brazilian tabloid Quem to post the pictures of her little bundle of joy. Gisele gave birth to Benjamin in a bathtub in December. She's said that the delivery was very easy for her and she's thin again. She's just a lucky b*tch. I've gotten over Gisele being a homewrecker cause I'm sure Tommy is cheating on the road, or he will, so it's all good.

I wonder if Benjamin will grow up to be as cute as Tom Brady's first son John Moynahan, who happens to be ridiculously cute? There's not much to see here, all, but it's good to know that Gisele and Tom aren't hiding Ben from the media.

It's time to rejoice and do a cartwheel because a future football star and womanizer was born! It may be a little premature to call a newborn baby a womanizer, but don't say I didn't tell you so 20 years from now when he's making millions of dollars and bedding numerous ladies at one time. Why does that sound so familiar? Anyway...

According to People magazine, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy; but none of the deets have come out like what kind of crazy whacked out name are they sticking on the kid. Tommy boy has a 2 year-old son, John, from his previous relationship with Bridget Moynahan. Congrats on the new baby and not getting any more than two hours of sleep at a time over the next few months.

Tom Brady gets me so hot and bothered to the point where I don't like watching Patriots' games because I'm angry that he's fully clothed and wearing a helmet. He should at least be shirtless on the field for f*ck's sake!

Anyway, Tom Brady says some self-righteous crap in the September issue of Details magazine. He dumped his fiance and baby mama for Gisele Bundchen, who is now his wifey and future baby mama. Naturally he's gonna wanna sound innocent. Tom said,

"Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life, Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be – and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not. You go through life and you try the best you can."

Me thinks that trying the best you can is waiting until your fiance pops out her baby and then dumping her, but I don't know how things work when you're a male slut. Regardless, his relationship habits are irrelevant. Tom could hump me and dump me anytime he wants to, before or after he knocks me up.

Ms. Bundchen has a bun in the oven.

Gisele has said that Tom Brady's son John Moynahan, with ex-fiance Bridget Moynahan, is her baby. Well now Ms. Bundchen will have two kids. Gisele was recently spotted sporting a baby bump earlier this week and sources have confirmed the pregnancy news.

Gisele Bundchen is a homewrecking b*tch who felt intimidated by Tom's bond with his baby mama so she's gonna be a mother now too. On the bright side, this baby has some of the best genes in thee world. Can't wait 'til he or she gets here.

Tom Brady was kayaking in Brookline Massachusetts' Charles River a few weeks ago when he fell into the water.

Tom Brady was with his wifey Gisele Bundchen and a friend at the time. Gisele's bony a*s couldn't save him of course, and there's no word on what was up with the friend. Luckily a  female school teacher saved the day.

Robin Leads rescued Tom's sexy a*s and said,

"We were tying up our boat to a buoy and the boat boy came over and said 'You are never going to guess who is on the Charles renting kayaks right now' and he said 'Do you want to go check it out.' I said 'yeah,' "

But when the pair got close to Brady and Bundchen, they realized the quarterback had fallen in the river. Leed helped Brady into her motor boat.

"I actually asked him why he fell in. He said he was racing one of his friends. It was Tom, Gisele and his friend...so he was racing his friend,"

Afterwards, Leeds asked for a photo with Brady, who replied, "Of course! You saved my life."

Leeds adds that Brady was "really friendly, really appreciative that we fished him out of the Charles. We talked about how beautiful the weather it was," Leeds says.

Awww.

Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen were spotted heading to Gisele's hometown of Brazil for some honeymoon fucking. Have fun, kids!

Here's the first picture of Gisele Bundchen in her Dolce & Gabana wedding gown, a glimpse at Tom's ring and homewrecker Gisele holding his son John Monahan.

Gisele Bündchen says she and Tom Brady aren't engaged.

"I don't know how people are so creative. First [TMZ] said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was Dec. 24, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date.

"Ready? Someone deduced I was getting engaged! I received more than 100 e-mails from friends commenting about the proposal. Now there's a new rumor [in People magazine], that he proposed to me on last Friday [sic]. I wasn't even there, how can that be true?"

She also denied the People report that they plan to wed in Costa Rica.

"This talk of Costa Rica must be for the fact I have a house there," she said.

This is a nightmare for staff at People magazine. Forget TMZ, they're allowed to be inaccurate at times but People is supposed to hold higher standards. And how annoying! You're trying to have a beautiful fuckship with yo man and website after website announces that you're tying the knot. No wonder there's couples like Beyonce and Jay-Z out there that deny everything. I don't blame 'em.

Us Weekly via The Boston Herald