Tom Brady Pictures From Details Magazine
Tom Brady gets me so hot and bothered to the point where I don't like watching Patriots' games because I'm angry that he's fully clothed and wearing a helmet. He should at least be shirtless on the field for f*ck's sake!
Anyway, Tom Brady says some self-righteous crap in the September issue of Details magazine. He dumped his fiance and baby mama for Gisele Bundchen, who is now his wifey and future baby mama. Naturally he's gonna wanna sound innocent. Tom said,
"Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life, Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be – and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not. You go through life and you try the best you can."
Me thinks that trying the best you can is waiting until your fiance pops out her baby and then dumping her, but I don't know how things work when you're a male slut. Regardless, his relationship habits are irrelevant. Tom could hump me and dump me anytime he wants to, before or after he knocks me up.


































