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If Tom Cruise can control his Stepford Wife Katie, than Suri Cruise can do the same with her mother. Suri Cruise is always photographed wearing dresses in cold weather without a jacket, rocking high heels, lipstick, and having messy hair. She is clearly the HBIC in the Cruise household and now she's drinking out of a wine glass? I bow down.

Things are getting pretty tense at Katie Holmes' house. Sources say that Tom and Katie have frequent fights because Tommy wants another child but Katie thinks 3-year-old Suri is getting too spoiled.

"He lets her do anything she wants, from eating cupcakes for breakfast to drawing on the walls. He never says no to her.”

“Some days, Suri won’t even let Katie touch her hair.” And the staff are too frightened of losing their jobs to stand in Suri’s way.

Tom has already replaced his mahogany paneling twice due to Suri making it her canvas. In another year or two I wouldn't be surprised to see pics of Suri rocking her Louis Vuitton bags and talking on her cell phone. I can't wait.

Katie Holmes has allegedly won the battle against her dictator hubby, Tom Cruise. Tom and Katie have had "huge problems and arguments" over what preschool to enroll their future money maker in.

Katie won, and Scientology may have to wait for now. Katie's twin will be attending the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning in Boston. Hmmm... if they can teach Suri that heels are for hookers and letting a grown up brush your hair is a good thing, then I'm all for it.

Here's more pictures of Suri Cruise walking around in the cold without wearing a jacket. As a soCal native, whenever I'm outside and it's below 70, I run from building to building because 'it's freezing!' Suri makes it look so simple.

Toddler Gone Wild! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are turning their cutie Suri Cruise into a woman! The three year-old has been photographed in lipstick and high heels and it's all very frightening.

Suri's hair also needs to be tamed. Do they know how to control her? On different occasions Katie Holmes or Tom has said that Suri LOVES to wear skirts and she's such a girly girl. That's cute and all but it's obvious that Suri is the HBIC in their house. It wouldn't be surprising if the future rebel will be working for a P.I.M.P. down the road.

Tom Cruise needs a moobs lift and he looks emaciated. His stomach shouldn't be contorted like he's ready to vom. I think I prefer a lil gut over this look.

Here's what the folks at People think,

Still in Brazil for work and play, a shirtless Tom Cruise shows off his six-pack abs Tuesday while lounging poolside with wife Katie Holmes and 2-year-old daughter Suri (not pictured) at a Copacabana Beach hotel in Rio de Janeiro.

"I want 10 children. I love kids."

So said the man who will be pushing 0 of those 10 kids through his vag lips. I'm sure Stepford Katie will be forced to have at least two more, but I'm not sure Tom will meet his quota. Remember he has two other adopted children with Nicole Kidman whom he never talks about because they aren't as "beautiful" as Suri is.

Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' human prop, is photographed nearly every day. Daddy likes it. In fact, Tom Cruise said,

I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child.

But what effect is the perpetual picture taking having on this poor little girl who's becoming all growed up in front of the stalkerazzi? Unlike many child stars, Suri's parents make no attempts to keep her away from the paps. Ever. I think it's pretty sad.

The pics above and below were all taken over the Thanksgiving weekend. Suri needs a vacay.

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Suri is beyond adorable. Just look at her pushing her bear in a stroller!

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