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I Hate Reporting on Stories Like This

June 13th, 2008

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There’s just some stories I choose to ignore, but it’s my duty to report. Dr. Drew, I used to love the guy but he’s morphed into a Dr. Phil attention whore, said Tom Cruise is mental, now he’s “apologizing.”

PLEASE!!!! When I was growing up, my dad would tell me, “Anything anyone tells you and then says, ‘I’m joking!’ is the truth. They’re telling you the truth, but they don’t like how it sounds so they’re trying to disguise it by saying, ‘I’m joking,’ but they really mean what they’re claiming is ‘a joke.’”

I always remember that and I give people the stink eye when they say, “I’m joking!” I usually say, ‘No you’re not but it’s okay. Whatever.’

Apologies are similar. You don’t like the results of your actions, and suddenly you’re SORRY. My ass you are!

Dr. Drew Pinsky said Tom Cruise’s interest in Scientology is “a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood – maybe some abuse but mostly neglect.”

Now Drew is changing his tune. Drew’s rep says:

“[Dr. Drew] apologizes if his comments were hurtful.” In response to Pinsky’s remarks to Playboy, Cruise’s attorney Bert Fields told the New York Post that Pinksy is an “unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety [and] is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them.

“He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill,” Fields said. “The last time we heard garbage like this was from [Nazi propagandist] Joseph Goebbels.”

Pinsky’s rep responded: “Although Mr. Field’s intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosis about Scientology nor Mr. Cruise whom he does not know.

Dr. Drew was simply using Mr. Cruise as an example of someone who is recognizable to help the public understand. Again, Dr. Drew meant him no harm.” - TOO LATE!

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Is That Really Necessary?

June 3rd, 2008

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Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.

Tom reveals, “I’m just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful.”

It’s flip flop time and I haven’t even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I’m so jealous.

Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It’s not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they’re done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That’s why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don’t want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.

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Up To Speed - What Happened Over The Weekend

May 19th, 2008

Which T.V. legend is a male slut and coke whore? NY Daily News
Critics agree, the new Indiana Jones flick is hot! USA Today
Suri Cruise can’t handle the bottle anymore Us Magazine
Rihanna needs to admit she’s banging Chris Brown Showbiz Spy
Who knew Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were cheap sluts? TMZ


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Suri Cruise is So Gonna Flash Her Vag to the Paps One Day

May 9th, 2008

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Just look at how excited she is to be photographed! Suri’s gonna be one scandalous bitch, happy to be chased by the paparazzi. These tots are gonna pick up where Brit Brit left off. Suri loves this shit. :)

Suri is a fan of musicals!The two-year-old joined parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for the Broadway show Hairspray May 2 — because she loves the flick!

“Suri was so sweet in her little velvet and taffeta dress,” the show’s star, Jenifer Lewis told the New York Daily News Friday. Cruise and Holmes surprised Lewis by telling her that Hairspray is Suri’s favorite video.


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Suri Cruise is the Cutest Baby in Hollywood

May 6th, 2008

Screw Shiloh and her sixhead, Suri Cruise is a living doll! The former fugly ass baby has blossomed into a little bundle of perfection. She is so gorgeous!Photo of Suri Cruise is the Cutest Baby in Hollywood (more…)


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