Rescue Suri!

Tom Cruise and his doormat Katie were spotted jet skiing with a group of friends along Corsica's southern port of Bonafacio. Later, they were seen with Suri along the coast of Sardinia. Suri looks pissed.
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Tom Cruise and his doormat Katie were spotted jet skiing with a group of friends along Corsica's southern port of Bonafacio. Later, they were seen with Suri along the coast of Sardinia. Suri looks pissed.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a "Welcome to America" party on Sunday. Our tipster reports, "Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering."
I can understand maybe a welcome to LA / the neighborhood type of party but not a welcome to America party. I can't wait to see the photos from this all American shin dig! Any party with Tom Cruise involved just has to be a good old time. He'll throw some roofies in their drinks so he can convert them to Scientology before the night's over.

Suri Cruise and the fam are on vacation in the south of France. The former alien baby is just too cute! It looks like she's learning how to walk too.



Tom's rep also announced that Katie Holmes is not pregnant. I hesitate to report pregnancy rumors cause whenever a female celebrity wears something slightly lose, tabloids claim she's hiding a "baby bump." And whenever a female weighs more than 110 pounds, she's at least two months pregnant! Katie didn't respond to the rumors, she just showed up at the beach showing off her hot bod. Work it out now!
British newspaper The Sun is reporting that Katie Holmes is pregnant with another of Tom's alien babies. Is Xenu Jr. on the way?
She tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMSin Madrid.They were guests of honour at the Bernabeu to watch Becks' last game at Real Madrid â" as his team won the La Liga title.Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy Katie joined the post-match party where £30,000 of booze was downed.
A source said: "Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness."
Ooooh that sure does look like a baby bump!
David Beckham celebrates his team's win at the Spanish First Division championships in Madrid on Sunday with a victory huddle with his sons â" Brooklyn, 8, Cruz, 2, and Romeo, 4. At his final game with Real Madrid, the footballer was cheered on by wife Victoria and best pals Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.


I've always called Suri the alien baby because her Dad is nutty, and she did look a lil special pretty much all of the time, but it looks like the fugly has disappeared and Suri has grown into her face. She's way too cute for words!



OMG! Can't believe how cute Suri has become. She really looks like Katie.

Crazy Cruise brought out his classic automobile for his photo opp with the paps when he let Katie Holmes out of her dungeon so she could pick at some salad. They had dinner in Beverly Hills the other night and when Tom returned to his car, he just couldn't get it started. It took him a few minutes.
His mute doormat was uncomfortable. She couldn't call him a dumbass like she wanted to. Just look at how deep Katie's sucking in her cheeks. I like it.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be expecting a baby sometime soon.
The weird couple went to West Hollywood baby boutique last week looking for items for a boy's nursery.
The TomKat friend was overheard saying, "We want to be prepared for a baby boy." We're told the interested themes for the room were: sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and the color blue.
The estimated cost for the eggshell blue-themed room alone is $45,000 -- and would include a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before Suri's first birthday, to come up with the designs.
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