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Tori Spelling is a sick chick. I'm not talking about her shenanigans of talking about having explosive diarrhea and clogging a toilet on her reality show, either.

Tori has made a visit to the hospital twice this week after suffering from serious stomach pains. I say they're just hunger pains and she needs to eat something more than just a cracker. Tori's husband took time to let all of her fans know what's going on via Twitter.

"Just out of the hospital. After a battery of tests, no conclusive answers. She still feels terrible. Hope it passes soon. She's in a lot of pain."

She needs to look into having the tape worm removed that has kept her so stick thin over the years. Better get it taken care of quick before it starts peeking out of your naughty spot looking for a better meal.

Tori Spelling bikini pictures have surfaced today.

Tori Spelling is so harsh on the eyes, even if she was naked she would still look hideous to me. Megan Fox's 22-inch waist has nothing on Tori's stomach. She desperately needs some muscle. She looks fragile.

We all know a Candy Spelling. The people who do no wrong, they are simply the victims of evil-doers and they're here to spread the word about these evil folk while courageously fighting the good fight.

While pimping out her new book, Stories From Candyland, during WMAS-FM's Kellogg Krew show Candy Spelling said,

"My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her."

Despite claiming that Tori killed Aaron, Candy says she doesn't know why Tori Spelling doesn't talk to her, "I've always been trying to work on the relationship. I don’t know what the anger is."

In reality Aaron died on June 23, 2006, at the age of 83 following a stroke.

Now that Shannen Doherty has wrapped up all her scenes for the season, the set of 90210 is Shannen free. Time for Tori Spelling to swoop in. Sources are saying that Tori is in final negotiations to return as Donna on the few final episodes of 90210.

Too bad I don't even watch that shit anymore. Seriously guys, it's awful! I tried watching it, and then when it finally went on hiatus for the winter break I was like "fuck it" and canceled the season pass on my Tivo. It's so convoluted and overacted it's sickening. I can't even really blame the actors because the writing and character arcs don't even make sense.

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The Advocate: When did you first feel love from gays?

Chelsea Handler: When I had sex with my first gay man. It was pretty quick and painless, but I definitely felt it. [Laughs] I was never some fruit fly hanging around with a bunch of gay guys. I always just loved gay people. Now I definitely have friends and people on staff who are gay, but I don't only hang around gay people. It's not like I'm trying to be Tori Spelling �" on many levels.. [...]

Did you attend any Prop. 8 protests or rallies?

I only go where the gay people invite me to go. It's not nice to do things for the community only when people are looking. People who speak out for gay people just so that they can create a fan base annoy the shit out of me. People like Tori Spelling. She doesn't have compassion for them. She's not going out doing things for them. She's like, "Oh, I have such a huge gay following." It's because no one else is following her!

Thank you, Chelsea! Tori has no fans so she says her fan base is "the gays," which is pure lie-telling. Sad.

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Spelling, 35, pulled out after learning that co-stars Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were earning $35,000-$50,000 per episode compared to Spelling's $10,000-$20,000 per episode salary.

"She thought she deserved parity, and she's got a point."

Does Tori think she's gonna get other offers?! This is a bad move. This horrible show destined to flop within a few seasons was her best bet for a comeback. Tori's fug will not be missed. It's all about Shannen Doherty anyway. She is the only reason I may tune in. :)

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Hey, look! Tori Spelling poses with her cute son, Liam, as part of Skechers' new Nothing Compares to Family campaign, which includes a charitable element.

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Tori Spelling told Reuters:

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as."

Bitch is out of touch! And she needs to visit more gay bars and clubs to find out what they think of her. They'd tell her to work on her face, her hair, her makeup and her fashion. Fugly bitch, please!

I don't really think it's progressive when people say, "I'm a huge fan of the gays!" Would anyone say, 'I'm a huge fan of the blacks!' Or, 'I'm a huge fan of the whites!' ? It makes gay people sound like some accessory or Chanel glasses. Stop it already.

Gays can call themselves, "the gays" but something about straight people saying "the gays" sounds too "us vs. them". And, of course, I'll probably always say "the gays," but just look at that picture of Tori Spelling above her quote? I'm harsher on fugly ass bitches. Call me shallow if you wanna. Maybe you're just not a huge fan of "the shallows."