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Amy Winehouse To Walk the Fashion Runway

May 12th, 2008

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The fashion world will have hit an all time low if Julian Macdonald gets his way. Julian wants Amy Winehouse to grace the runway for his show during London Fashion Week this fall. How is he gonna talk her into that? She looks like she can’t even handle washing her hair or eating food and he expects her to walk in decent clothes in front of people?

Each year, MacDonald ensures his collection dazzles by getting “the woman of the moment” to wear the top gown in his collection. British supermodel Naomi Campbell got the honor last year; and Paris Hilton sported a crystal beaded mini for the Welsh designer in 2006. MacDonald now has his sights set on the troubled star to show off the prized-piece in his collection this September. He tells Britain’s Metro newspaper, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.”

He might be able to get away with it if he throws a line of coke and some heroin spoons on the runway. Just tell Wino you’ll give her the syringe and a lighter after she completes her walk. Here’s some pics of Amy frolicking around in the sun with some dude in just her bra and some nasty ass looking shorts.

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Another Day, Another Amy Wino Arrest

May 7th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse has been arrested in connection with alleged drug offenses and is being questioned by police in East London, her rep told the BBC on Wednesday.A statement to PEOPLE from the singer’s U.S. spokesperson said,

“Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.

She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is cooperating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”In January 2008, after being caught on camera allegedly doing drugs.

Late last month, she spent a night in police custody in London after being cautioned for “common assault.”

In an interview this past Friday – her music producer, Mark Ronson said Winehouse was “not ready to record any music.”

At least Amy keeps things interesting. Blah.

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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Tries To Stab Whitney Then Slits Wrists

May 2nd, 2008

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston’s 15-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tried to stab Whitney during an argument, then attempted to kill herself by slashing her wrists. Hell to the no she didn’t!

The shocking suicide attempt landed Bobbi Kristina in a psychiatric ward in Atlanta, sources said.Ann Davis, a family member exclusively told The ENQUIRER, that a few days before Bobbi’s 15th birthday party that Kristina “tried to stab Whitney” before turning the razor on herself.

Davis confided that part of Kristina’s problem is that she doesn’t want to live with Whitney.”

Having two crackheads as parents is bound to make ya go off the deep end. Whitney’s first mistake was naming her Bobbi! She’s just like her dad. The crazy don’t fall far from the tree.

How effed up am I that I wish this was filmed for an episode of “Being Bobby Brown”?

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Amy Winehouse Denies Divorce Rumors

April 28th, 2008

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Train wreck and future over dosed celebrity Amy Winehouse, is denying there are problems in her marriage with Blake. Rumors started last week of Amy seeking a divorce from her Blakey poo, but she says it’s not true. Amy went straight to one photographer hanging outside her home to give him the scoop on relationship with Blake.

“I ended up having a 10-minute conversation with her on the doorstep. She insisted she is not divorcing Blake. She’s totally in love with him. I said, ‘How are things?’ She said, ‘It’s beautiful. The summer’s come and I can’t wait to get my Blake back.’ She said to me, ‘You’ve seen us together - and you know how much we’re in love with each other. We’re gonna be together forever. Can you tell the people at the papers to stop writing lies after lies after lies. We’re not splitting up, I don’t have a new boyfriend, I’m totally in love with Blake and I’ll be going to court with him every single day to support him throughout his case. I couldn’t be happier.’”

This bitch can’t even admit she’s a crackhead so why would anyone believe anything she says? She’s getting her groove on, she just doesn’t want the news to get back to Blake in jail.

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Amy Winehouse Is A Headbutting Fighter

April 23rd, 2008

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Amy Winehouse was out partying until 4 am last night, and proving she could be part of the WWE. Amy got upset with a dude outside the club so she headbutted him and punched him in the face. Oh yeah! Crackhead anger at its best! Next thing you know she’s gonna start throwing heroine syringes like a ninja!

Amy “got upset and lashed out, headbutting a guy hard in the face and also punched him,” said the onlooker. “Her concerned friends rushed outside and dragged her back inside the pub.” She then headed into a sweet shop and appeared to help herself to a paper, fags and sweets before racing back to a waiting cab. And then to Amy’s surprise, she smacked her face into a lamppost.

After being dropped back at her London flat, the 24-year-old songstress infuriated one last bystander allegedly short changing the taxi driver $40, telling him his ride “wasn’t worth it”. She then realized she couldn’t get back into her own home as her pal had her keys and money, so she prized open her garage door to gain entry.

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Amy Winehouse Admits She Can’t Give Up The Drugs

April 14th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse, who has been using a piss lotion on her face for her fugged up skin condition, is still up to her old crack head ways. Amy was at a party last week doing line after line of coke, complaining she’s gonna lose her looks because of it and possibly her hubby Blake too.

After shovelling cocaine up her nose, Amy, 24, wailed at guests: “I’ve been told I’ll lose my looks over this—but I can’t give it up!” She’s also worried that Blake Fielder-Civil, her man behind bars at Pentonville, will dump her once he sees her pock-marked complexion. Back at the party, Amy moaned: “I’m told my scars might never heal. My dermatologist says it’s a result of the drugs and it could spread to other parts of my body if I don’t quit.What will I do if I lose my looks? Blake will never love me like that.”

Blake and her looks are the only things she can lose at this point. Her dignity went out the window when the crack video hit the internet. My question is, what looks does she have to lose?

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