Train Wrecks News

It's a sad day for Avenue clue goers since Lindsay Lohan is now allowed back into the hot spot. Which gives Lindsay another place where she can get boozed up and snort a few lines.

Lindsay was banned from Avenue after she sent out a tweet regarding Justin Timberlake dancing with hot chicks. Unfortunately, none of those ladies were Jessica Biel. Lindsay was hard up to get back into Avenue and begged management to let her back in, and has visited the club twice this week.

"She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior." And she kept her word -- abstaining from alcohol and even throwing away a drink sent over by another guest.

If we could just get film makers to ban her from starring in another movie, the world would be a perfect place.

Amy Winehouse's father has admitted that she got her boobies done. They reportedly cost $52,000, which is way out of the price range for a boob job! If it's going to cost me that much to get some good knockers, they better have diamond encrusted nipples.

Wino's father was on UK TV show This Morning and said he didn't have to pay for the boobs, so he couldn't confirm the cost. He did open up on how well Amy is doing.

"(She's) fantastic. Her boobs are great as well! She looks absolutely fantastic. If you look back to where we were a year ago, we are on a different planet. We are in a different space and a different time and (Amy is) a different person."

Amy was complaining recently about her boobs f*cking killing her which is a good way to get some good pain killers. They're killing me in the photo above because they're lopsided. She's not straight and neither are her boobs, but she's not on my overdose death watch list like she was a year ago.

Lindsay Lohan is a drunk slut who can't keep her sh*t together and is apparently also f*cking up in her alcohol education program. Lindsay has to appear before a judge and give them a progress report.

People who run the alcohol program gave the court information regarding her conduct and and the judge is concerned.

The alcohol education course which Lindsay Lohan is taking as part of her probation not only contacted the court about Lindsay's conduct ... we're told they may have already told the court she is outright violating the terms of the program. If the judge determines Lindsay violated the terms of the program, her probation can be revoked and Lindsay could end up in jail.

Yeah! Give her jail time and make sure it's longer than a couple hours. Keep her in there until she squeals like a little pig and poops herself! Maybe that would work as the wake-up call she needs to get her self cleaned up.

In the midst of launching her own shoe line, Dina Lohan is p*ssed off with her ex-husband Michael Lohan. There's no time for family drama when you're droppin' your own shoe line!

Michael Lohan recently spoke to the media about staging an intervention with Lindsay for her pill popping addiction. He said Dina has told him that if they don't do something about Lindsay's problem, they won't have a daughter.

Dina has come out swinging for Lindsay and said Michael makes things up and doesn't know what's going on in Lindsay's life.

"It is hurtful for a child for her own father, whom she has no relationship with, to say things in public about her like that."

When asked about Michael's comment about Lindsay having a drug problem Dina said "I have no idea what he is talking about. I can't comment on everything my ex says." I wonder if Dina even knows what she's talking about half of the time. She lives in Dinaland 24 hours a day and that's why her 15 year old daughter Ali dresses like a prostitute and Lindsay is always busy looking for her next line to snort.

Neither Michael nor Dina are playing a serious role in their childrens' lives and they wonder why their kids all become f*ck-ups.

It seems as though Mischa Barton's wisdom tooth surgery is still causing problems for the train wreck.

Her friends had been speaking out about how worried they were about her drinking problem earlier in the summer, and it sounds as if she's still hitting the bottle hard. Mischa was seen looking a bit tipsy at the G-Star after party at the Bowery Hotel.

"She kept saying, in a really spacey, weird British accent, 'Like, I'm with the deejay. I to tally know the deejay. I'm here for the deejay,' " laughs our spy. "She was slurring her words." After being let in, we're told that Barton "needed to be escorted to the deejay booth" where she proceeded to "stand for about an hour, dancing in her own world. I don't think her eyes were open to full capacity -- or even half capacity -- the whole time she was there."

This chick is going to keep spiraling downward unless someone sits her down and talks some sense into her. Get her *ss in rehab!

I did some major research, went to one website to find out more, and read that Lindsay Lohan goes ape sh*t whenever she's unable to get a hold of Samantha Ronson.

Samantha went to Las Vegas without her to DJ at the Venetian for a promotional event for Justin Timberlake's line of tequila. Since JT hates Lindz, her firesnatch was not invited. This prompted the co-dependent crackhead to post the Tweets above cause she was unable to get a hold of Samantha.

Lindsay's tweeting began at 1:30 a.m. and went on until 7:30 a.m. this morning.

Sam's a lucky lady!

I really don't understand how Lindsay Lohan has gotten as many movie roles as she has. I'm sorry, but the girl is a horrible actress! She should have stopped trying the acting thing after Mean Girls.

Writer Allison Burnett is shopping around her novel "Undiscovered Gyrl" which is about a teen chick who blogs about her sex life. An executive had suggested Lindsay Lohan play the lead role but Allison wasn't interested in having Linds in the movie.

" [Lindsay] is a wonderful actress, but her fame and baggage would only work against her."

They need to give Lindsay a role about a girl who started out as a great actress when she was little, but has turned into sh*t as she got older. Now that's something she could handle! Throw a little hard partying with cocaine and lesbian drama into the film and she just might win an Oscar.

Amy Winehouse was found not guilty of punching dancer Sherene Flash. What? I was hoping they would send Wino away but I'm gonna have to keep dreaming.

Amy was charged with punching Sherene after a charity ball last September. Amy said she's not tall enough to punch Sherene in the face. Um, there's only a 5 inch difference in their height so I'm not sure why she thinks she wasn't tall enough to slap the ho.

Winehouse said she had felt intimidated when Flash "lunged at me and put her arm around me," and had only meant to push the other woman's arm away. "I was scared," Winehouse said Thursday. "I thought 'People are mad these days, people are just rude and mad, or people can't handle their drink.' "

She also said that at "5 foot 2½ or 5 foot 3"  and wearing ballet pumps, she was too short to have hit the woman in the face. Flash is 5 foot 7 inches tall.

I can't believe the judge believed that shiz. When you have 10 months to get your story straight, it's easy to make up some good bull, but the too short excuse is just retarded!

Amy Winehouse wants to launch a perfume line with the help of her dad, Mitch.

They are hoping to land a deal worth $750,000 to bottle up her stench.

"Mitch is keen to license Amy's name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can."

A classic 1950s smoky look and smell? More like a 1950s smoke with a tiny hint of crack residue and foul body odor. Top it off with a dash of blood from cutting herself and a drop of toe funk from those flats she always wore, and she's got a winner!

More info is coming out about the days leading up to Mischa Barton's hospitalization.

Sources say Mischa was on a three-day coke bender and her friends call the po-po because they were afraid she may kill herself. The hard partying is taking its toll on her looks and she's showing her boobies in public.

"She's running out of money and can't find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess."

Photographed Tuesday at an LA hotel, the once-skinny Barton (above) looked bloated and almost unrecognizable. A guest at the hotel said Barton seemed to be stumbling around poolside and at one point was topless.

A source believes it will take some time before Barton bounces back, saying: "She is a tortured and troubled person. You can survive a bad review, but when you don't show up for the premiere of your new film, it's not a good sign of where your career is heading."

First stop is the psych ward, her next stop will be rehab!