Train Wrecks (Page 15)

Amy Winehouse showed up at London's Snaresbrook Court yesterday so she could scream out in the courtroom to her husband, Blake, just like the trashy, ghetto crackwhore she is.

(Fielder-Civil, 25, is charged with with conspiracy involving alleged witness tampering and inflicting grievous bodily harm in his upcoming assault trial.)

After arriving late to a packed courtroom, Winehouse sat down with Fielder-Civil's step-mom Georgette, holding her hand, a witness says.

"She was quiet at first, but then Amy blew kisses at Blake and started whispering 'I love you' over and over."As he was led back to jail, she began shouting, "'I love you, handsome! Gorgeous, I love you!'" the witness adds.

Blake, who looked pale and nervous, replied, "All right, baby?" the witness says.

She smiled and nodded.

The next hearing is slated for February 29.

When asked to comment on the hearing, Winehouse told reporters, "I'm not talking to you," before fleeing in a BMW.

"Handsome" and "gorgeous" is probably code for "Who sells the best crack?!"

Bitch was getting the hookup while we thought she was missin' her man. And "I love you" is Amy's apology for finishing off Blake's stash. Wino's not as dumb as we think, she memorizes codes and shit.

During Britney Spears' manager Sam Lutfi's interview with Ryan Seacrest, Ms. Spears was heard in the background saying,

"I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!"

Brit Brit speaks the truf!

Britney's interview

I won't get into how much of a gorgeous, classy fashionista Britney Spears is. There's no need to go there, so Imma take it easy on her. But look at dem nips, y'all.

After seeing these pictures, I may never leave my house without a bra again. It will be my major contribution to society. So. Damn. Trashy.

Days after a judge ruled Britney Spears still may not visit her children at this point, the pop star and her paparazzo pal Adnan Ghalib peruse pregnancy tests Monday at a Los Angeles Rite Aid.

What the fuzzy nuts is her deal, man!?! See folks, this is why I get aggravated with Britney. The ho acts all freaked out by the pap smears and all the attention one minute, then she goes out to a place where people will obviously see her shopping for a pregnancy test. She doesn't know if she's coming or going, and has too many issues to be popping out more kids.

People

In other Freakney Spears news, she made a big scene at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks. Britney and Adnan were in a dressing room together when Brit decided to walk out of the dressing room totally naked and freaked out on an employee for trying to help cover her naked ass. She then disappeared back into the dressing room for a 45 minute hump session with Adnan. BTW - Don't you just love the above photo by David Gilmore from Pretty On The Outside?

"I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you [bleep]ing come near me!' . . . Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting." When the lovebirds stumbled out, "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, '[bleep] you!' and left the store."

NY Post

Kevin Federline arrived at Los Angeles Superior Court's Stanley Mosk Building Monday morning for the latest round in his ongoing custody fight with ex-wife Britney Spears.

Shortly after 9 a.m. (the hearing was scheduled to begin at 9:30), Federline appeared.

As the hearing time passed, Spears, 26, remained at home. A source said she had "no plans" to attend the session. Another source said she had been "strongly advised" by her legal team to attend the hearing, adding that the singer was told that "her attendance is important."

The court gathering is expected to focus on Spears's four-hour Jan. 3 standoff with police, firefighters and paramedics. Also at issue Monday is whether the court will extend its ban on Spears's visitation. It's possible Spears might not see her children until April, when the ex-couple's custody trial begins.

*** I don't wanna wait until April for the real custody trial to begin. We should just speed this whole thang up, award permanent primary custody to Federsperm, watch what he does with his Daddy Dude checks and give him a reality show with the kids.

Brit Brit should just get knocked up by Adnan and start over again. New year. New douche. New opportunities to be exploited. Use it girl. Keep it country, bitch.

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Revisiting her wedding look, Britney Spears donned one of two dresses from her Kevin Federline nuptials to go to a car dealership last week with her new paparazzi friend.

Spears, 26, and Adnan Ghalib, 35, arrived at the Keyes Mercedes-Benz dealership in the San Fernando Valley on Friday afternoon, surrounded by the now-familiar pack of photographers that once contained Ghalib.The twist was the pop singer was wearing the same lacy, short dress from her 2004 wedding to Federline.

Maybe wearing your old wedding dress is the perfect way to get over your ex-hubby? Heh. I'm so not on Team Britney any more. She has worn me out. Just lock her up already! But make sure she can release new music behind bars. Her album Blackout is one of the best of 2007. Fo sho.

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Aaaagh! My scalp is burning just from looking at these new pics of my favorite trashulous crazy bitch, Amy Winehouse. What the hell kind of look is she going for? She's got one thing right for once, she's not wearing those crusty old slippers!

Word on the street is Britney went through all those shenanigans last week just to spend a couple extra hours with the kids, because she felt her time at the deposition cut into her visitation time.

Brit pitched a fit that she had to attend a deposition in the custody case earlier in the day and she wanted "make-up" time with the kids that evening. Britney had visitation rights with the kids that day. She was supposed to surrender them to K-Daddy at 7:00 PM, but wanted two extra hours. K-Fed and his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, wouldn't allow it, so she locked herself in the house -- thus the stand-off.Here are the probs with Brit's theory. First, the reason her depo was set for last Thursday was because she failed to show the day before. Second, Thursday's depo was supposed to begin at 9:45 AM and go until 11:45 AM. She didn't show until 11:32, so the depo lasted less than 15 minutes. We've learned she only had visitation rights that day between noon and 7 PM. The depo ended at 11:45 and her house was only 15 minutes away. So she really didn't lose any time with the kids.

TMZ

Celeb TV has 2 videos on its website (that were taken down from YouTube). The first one features Britney and her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan, walking around before he gives her a kiss and they get in the same car.

The second video has Britney and Adnan smoking outside a hotel room in Palm Springs, sharing the same lollipop, suckin' on it and passing it back and forth before they go inside, turn the lights off, and start making sex.

I feel so bad for Britney. She's so lonely right now, she wants some luvin, which is understandable - but a paparazzo? Why can't she just do the Lindsay Lohan, travel, and hookup with 3 dudes in 24 hours? She can even repeat the cycle as often as she wants to. Anything's better than sexin' the enemy. Linds needs to edumacate her on how to be a better whore!

Visit (Celebtv.com) for the short videos. The first and second Britney Spears and Adnan video will begin automatically when you visit the site.

Maybe I'm evil. Maybe I just be a beeotch. Or maybe I just like juicy gossip. But Britney and her married paparazzi lover, Adnan, aren't gonna last; and can you imagine the stories he's gonna tell? My gawd, it can't get any better than this. He's probably writing down details in his journal right now. Look out for the tell-all book droppin' in '08, y'all!

Britney Spears has done the impossible since her discharge early Saturday morning from Cedars-Sinai hospital.

The pop star, accompanied by Finalpixx photographer Adnan Ghalib since a few hours after her release, popped into the Daily Grill in Palm Desert around 10 a.m. Sunday.

"She seemed in a really good mood, laughing with the guy she was with," says the restaurant's manager. Spears shielded herself behind large, dark sunglasses and "had a champagne mimosa to drink," he said.

She stayed at the restaurant about an hour, as Vegas Confidential's Norm Clarke first reported.

Spears, 26, had been keeping company with Ghalib, 35, before her recent meltdown. The two checked into two hotels over the past couple of weeks, but he was not on hand Friday during her stay in Cedars-Sinai.

I wonder who's paying for the overnight hotel rooms and the meals? Can you guess who's paying, y'all?!!! It's Britney, of course. Even if Adnan covers the bills, his income comes from selling pictures of her, therefore, Brit Brit's paying for everythang. God bless her heart.