WTF Is this? She knew she was going out on town for her birthday but still didn't take the time to shave those nasty arm pits? I know it's her pit but it closely resembles her vagina too... Crusty and mutilated looking! Ewww, that's enough out of me on this subject. You don't want me to really go there. :)
You can click on this High resolution pic below if you wanna see that hairy, Secret deodorant covered pit, up close and personal.
WOW! She's going further downhill as each day goes by. It's so sad to see someone in this state. The picture above was taken after Amy emerged from a friend's house around 6 a.m. Sunday morning. Her mother in-law says Amy is using more coke and heroin than ever, and other sources say Amy has a nervous disposition and is pulling at her teeth.
"Amy is very upset about her teeth because they have literally been falling out," a source said last night. "She has one missing from the front of her mouth, and another one at the back which is less visible. Her mouth is full of holes and she is desperately worried she is going to lose more. She has actually pulled a tooth out herself, which is absolutely disgusting."Amy was photographed following a recent gig in Brighton pulling at her teeth and covering her mouth in a bid to hide the missing teeth. "She picks at them all the time," the source said. "Her gums are always red and sore as a result of it and some of the teeth are loosening."
Britney celebrated her 26th at Sharon Stone's Scandinavian Mansion Of Style Party, then made her way to the Four Seasons to hang with her cousin Alli, and attention whore pal Paris. Happy Birthday freak-girl!
Paris being.... Paris
Sharon Stone?!? WTF was she doing there?
I'm hoping this one's photoshopped.
In Touch has posted "proof" of Britney Spears' pregnancy. Here's the transcript of In Touch magazine's text messages with music producer/sperminator, J.R. Rotem. IN TOUCH: They are saying Britney's pregnant and you're the father...
JR: It's true
IN TOUCH: OK, awesome. Do u think Britney will keep it? She's already talking about it to people
JR: No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable.
Take this story with a grain of wtf for now. I guess we all hope it's not true. Britney doesn't need one custody battle after the next, and you know baby daddys will always try to take away kids from this country ho until she learns to stop being a trainwreck.
Okay, I officially want my very own Britney. She's like the friend who doesn't need to drink at any point ever. Bitch is just naturally nutty.
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."
Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
"The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
Ya know, I've wanted to try on clothes in the middle of the store many many times but I wouldn't take off my drawers.
Have you no class? Will her children learn manners and common sense? Mommy doesn't have any. And enough with the wigs! No one cares what Britney's head looks like anymore... except for me. Bring back that buzzed look.
Crackhouse finally cancelled her tour which has been nothing but shambles since Blake got locked up. Actually, she's always had issues with live performances but the last couple weeks have been ridiculous. When you start pulling shizzle out of your bra and snorting it on stage, it's time for a wake up call.
"I can't give it my all onstage without my Blake. I'm so sorry but I don't want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same."
A source inside the crisis talks told The Sun: "Amy was in Brighton this morning preparing at the Hilton for her gig in Bournemouth. She suddenly left for London for a meeting yesterday afternoon and decided she couldn't go on. She was in a terrible state in London. She looked awful and had been in floods of tears. She was fragile and weak like an old woman. It was depressing to watch. When the tour was cancelled it was like a weight lifted off her shoulders immediately."
I haven't been a fan of Britney driving her helpless children around ever since I found out Sean Preston's an airbag.
Britney Spears can't drive with her kids in the car.
The move was made after a court hearing today, during which Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, officially informed the judge that Brit blew a red light with her kiddies in the car last week.We're told Commish Gordon issued the sealed order, as stipulated by lawyers for several of the issues.
Good job to K-Fed's lawyer and the judge! :)
You know Jayden James must be happy about this shiz.
New film footage of Amy Winehouse has emerged, which sees the troubled star pulling an item from her beehive which she then appears to snort.
The footage was filmed by an audience member at one of her shows and is currently being sent around the world over email.
They tried to make me go to rehab but I wanna snort my blow.
Time to shave that head again!
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My favorite drugged out whack job Amy Winehouse managed to freak out Snoop Dogg, shortly before the MTV Europe awards when he stopped by her dressing room. Who knows what kind of heroin and coke bender she was on, but she was throwing fruit, spaghetti bolognese, and furniture in her room as Snoop witnessed it.. If he didn't smoke a fat joint before, I'm sure he did after that kind of crazy shit!
"An hour and a half before the show, Snoop said he wanted to see Amy. When we got there, she was in a right state. Everyone, including her management, just stood there as she lobbed spaghetti up the walls.
"It went on for about five minutes - with her kicking the walls and throwing whatever she could get her hands on - even the tables and the chairs. Then she started cutting up the rug. Snoop was just standing there open-mouthed.
"He was pretty freaked out by it and didn't want to hang out with her after that."
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