Train Wrecks News (Page 17)

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Before checking into Promises rehab center for her 2nd time, A bald headed Britney Spears went to L.A.'s Mondrian hotel to sunbathe. She couldn't get a room because she didn't have credit cards or cash.

So being the resourceful hick that she is, Britney stripped down to her bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom. Why not? Don't put that good body to waste! If you got it, flaunt it, bitch. Then Britney made some new friends, and true friends share germs, so Brit Brit put on some stranger's bikini.

Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.

Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar.

"She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them."

Does it really sound like Britney should be following strangers to their hotel room to put on their bikini, then grabbing their alcohol? You know she didn't leave a tip either. That ain't country, honey. It's not even ghetto. It's actually... a really good idea! Free alcohol is always a good idea.

Let's hope rehab's working. But can it make Britney smart? Less dumbass?

Before Britney decided to do this 3rd times a charm shit by checking back into Promises in Malibu, Brit went to Federsperm's house where she channeled her inner crazy ass bitch and attacked an SUV with a green umbrella. The car supposedly belongs to the paparazzi.

Brit then stalked Federsperm, staying outside of his crib for 45 minutes waiting for him to come home or open the door.

At least these pics give me a reason the ho needs to be in rehab. Before she's just been partying, now she's on some fatal-attraction-attack-vehicles-scavenger-hunt trip. This rock bottom drama makes for really good material for her comeback album.

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TMZ has confirmed Britney Spears is back in rehab.

We're told the singer is hoping three times is a charm. The emergency custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted has been cancelled because of the new development. There will be no custody hearing today.

Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking.

We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.

Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.

Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days.

Kevin Federline may actually care about Britney?!

And if she checks out of rehab again, there's a good chance I will never mention her again.

I'm queasy.

Filmed by Howard K. Stern. This is beyond strange!

ET reports that Brit's manager issued a statement on Tuesday about Britney entering rehab for a 2nd time.

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Now Britney has exited rehab for a 2nd time.

Britney Spears has left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning -- less than 24 hours after checking into the facility.

This is a good move. Like I said before, I don't think Britney needs rehab. She needs quiet, solitude, hair and time alone. She needs to stay outta the clubs, stay outta the recording studio and regroup.

Do you think she'll do it? Or will she keep pissing off all gossip bloggers and entertainment show workers?

She provides enuf material for at least a few weeks. No wonder all those Britney sites are so successful. There's a breaking story every 4 minutes.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last Saturday, one day after Britney turned herself into a bald headed bitch, she went to the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Blvd. where she proceeded to act all kinds of deranged and drunken ass bitch.

At 1 p.m. Brit Brit arrived solo, wearing a blue wig and trying to book a room. The G.I. Jane ho had no cash and no credit card, but she was carrying part of a credit card number on a piece of paper.

A spywitness nark who saw Ms. Spears at the hotel check-in desk, says

"She was crying and apparently intoxicated. She kept saying: "Nobody wants me anymore".

Then a couple of tourists felt for Britney and took her upstairs to their room. The fans took Britney to the gift shop, where she tried on three different bathing suits.

After she selected the right bikini, Britney then went to the pool and tried to shave her legs!!

After chillin' at the pool for a bit, Britney tried to book her own room again at the hotel.

"She tried to get a room again and couldn't get one," says a spywitness. "She was obviously intoxicated and the hotel didn't want to be responsible for what she would have done in the room."

After that, Britney tried to get a rental car, but she had no I.D. so that didn't work out either.

"She was hysterical saying things like, 'Nobody wants me' over and again.' The staff were stunned. she clearly needed medical help but no one knew what to do with her."

If this train wreck thinks she has something to be depressed about now, just wait 'til she starts signing child support checks addressed to "Kevin Federline"?!!

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A crazy video has surfaced showing a outta her mind Anna Nicole Smith. She's stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern brags bout how much dough the footage will be worth.

The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren's show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-months pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind.

As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it's real, Stern repeatedly says, "Is this a mushroom trip?" He then adds, "I'm kidding."

Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern's comment: "This footage is worth money."

This video is craziness!!! And Howard K. Stern is such a jerk! You can peep it here

Lindsay Lohan wasted no time getting back to her hard-partying lifestyle after a stint in rehab - she was spotted out in Los Angeles the night before her treatment ended.

The actress officially checked out of the Wonderland Center in the Hollywood Hills after completing a 30 day stay on Friday, Feb 16th.

The night before being released from the facility (15Feb07), Lohan was spotted partying at Hollywood nightclub Teddy's.

The star's publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, confirms Lohan finished her treatment "She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She's in it for the long haul."

The 20-year-old was photographed late Friday night at Los Angeles club Les Deux.

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A source at the salon says, "Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head." When the hairdresser refused, "Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

Hughes adds, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out."

Hughes tells us Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80.

At one point during Britney's one-hour visit, Hughes asked Britney why there was a pink stain on her fluffy white handbag and Britney said she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

Hughes, who was somewhere between appalled and concerned by what she saw, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"

It just keeps getting worse!!! Sad.

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source: ONTD, DL

PLUS: Lindsay Lohan partied thru rehab, now she's out for good!

While Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out -- less than twenty-four hours later!

As "EXTRA" first reported, the pop star entered a rehab facility two days ago. Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay.

Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so "exhausted" on New Year's Eve she collapsed.

This sounds about right. Brit doesn't seem like the rehab type of ho. I'll have new drunken whore pics to post on Monday.

Stay tuned y'all.