Train Wrecks News (Page 3)

Gentlemen line up cause it's your lucky day! Amy Winehouse is officially single again! Black Fielder-Civil filed for divorce earlier this year because Amy was sleeping around and he found living with her "intolerable."

A judge read out the divorce decree for "Fielder-Civil B. v Winehouse A.J." along with those of other estranged couples at a brief Family Court hearing. Neither 25-year-old Winehouse nor Fielder-Civil, 27, was in court Thursday. The divorce becomes final after six weeks and a day.

This is now a national holiday in my book. I dig Amy's music and it was a shame to watch her fall apart the way she did when she got with Blake. Congratulations Amy, but don't f*ck up again!

Lindsay Lohan is so messy that the cops thought that someone broke into her crib and left a mess. In reality, dirt is a cokewhore's best friend, and having your house look like a few tornadoes ripped through it is how Firesnatch likes to keep her space.

On Tuesday, Los Angeles police were notified that someone tripped an alarm at the actress' house around 3 p.m. in Hollywood.

Turns out, the mess likely belonged to Lohan.

Police asked themselves, "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner told the Associated Press.

LAPD cops are sooooo bored these days. Don't they have another celebrity DUI arrest they should be making? Geezus.

My least favorite talented trainwreck Amy Winehouse performed at a "comeback" concert at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday. Watching this video was torture and I wanted to press pause within a few seconds, but I watched it for you, all, so that I could comment.

Wino adjusts her weave, does her crackhead shake, paces the stage and erratically dances around and "sings" in a language that loosely resembles English. I want a refund just for watching this.

It's been two years in the making, but Lindsay Lohan is returning to her slutty heterosexual roots. Dina Lohan dropped SamRo's ex off at Bardot last night at 12:30 am where witnesses say Blohan “was drinking Jack and Cokes." Lindsay also tried to get herself some peen.

Lindsay was flirting with a member of the Bardot staff — and it's not the first time she’s fluttered her eyelashes at him. On a previous visit to Bardot a few weeks ago.

“Lindsay had her friend ask him for his number. The guy wasn’t interested at all, but gave her his business card.”

On Monday night,  Lindsay once again tried to make small talk with this same gentlemen, and that she received the same indifferent response from the object of her affection.

Someone's rusty, but it's good to know that the firesnatch is warming itself up again.

Final post of the day, all. There won't be Hot Links either. There's a shortage of good stories plus its been a long day. <3

Lindsay "I Don't Drink or Do Drugs" Lohan was boozing it up all weekend. It all started on Saturday night. Lindsay hit L.A.'s clubs with five men.

LiLo's night didn't even begin until 1:45 when she attended a birthday party for wealthy up and coming producer and actor James Krisel. Never heard of him. Is he hawt?

Lindsay was accompanied to the Hollywood Hills bash by five guys, including her longtime pal Patrick Aufdencamp.

"People were pouring vodka into her red party cup all night. She was way beyond incoherent. She was totally smashed and couldn't even form a sentence. She looked so lonely and lost."

Lindsay stayed at the get-together until just before 3 AM and then moved on to her next pre-dawn party.

Linds is the only celebutard that I would approve of receiving help from Papa Spears. I'm concerned about her. She was drinking vodka - GASP! I've said it before and I'll say it again: Vodka is pure evil and makes you do Girls Gone Wild like things.

Hope she gets better soon. Her out of control drinking is more embarassing than her has been acting career and her father put together.

While Lindsay Lohan told E! that her and Samantha Ronson are just "taking a break," the former actress hit up three clubs last night to get her mind off her favorite fish taco. After Linds' lame clubbing adventure, she went home where she went to her kitchen, grabbed some eggs, and threw them at the paparazzos.

Lindsay began her night doing what she does nearly every day - she went to the salon! Lindsay went to the Byron and Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills where she had her hair dyed a darker red. Guess what? Reading this made me think of one thing - Lindsay is getting paid by the salon to make multiple visits there a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meditate on that for a min.

Moving along, after the salon Linds went to Teddy's nightclub but she refused to get out of the car cause she didn't want her photo taken. Her driver obliged and he sped off. After Teddy's LiLo hit up Bar Delux, a spot where SamRo often chills at. Unfortunately for Linds, SamRo's skin and bones weren't there. Boo. You know firecrotch would have set off major fireworks if she did run into her.

Linds then ended her night by going to her house around 2 a.m. with her entourage/ drug dealers. That's when she grabbed some eggs and... you know the rest.

Stevie Nicks battled a drug and alcohol addiction way back, but that doesn't mean she has any sympathy for Trainwreck of the Year Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is allegedly excited about possibly playing Stevie Nicks in a movie. In a New York Times interview which was published today, the 60-year-old Fleetwood Mac singer was asked about reports that Lohan, 22, wants to buy the rights to Nicks' life story and play her on film.

"Over my dead body," Nicks snapped. "She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk."

Way to kick someone when they're down, Stevie! I love you.

Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom. She says that she's "so alone" without Samantha Ronson and describes last Friday night, when she was locked out of Charlotte Ronson's party, as "the worst night of my life." Que the violins.

Us Weekly says that their interviews took place over emails and phone calls and that Lindsay Lohan was "both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events."

LiLo and Sam have been bumping snatches for almost two years and things came to a screeching halt on Friday after cops were called to SamRo's house after another argument. Samantha has been trying to dump Lindsay for a month! But each time that she does, Lindz has threatened to kill herself.

Lindsay says, "It's absolute hell." She also added, "I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama."

The only thing I can think of when I read this is how similar Lindsay is to her psychopath father Michael Lohan. They are always victims. The world is out to get them. The drugs they have on them are not theirs, the tabloids are their preferred outlet for shit-talking, and if they don't get their way then it's time for the pity party to pop off, bitches!

"Everyone's turned on me," says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch."

"I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie." - Mean Girls reference? Feeling like you're in a movie? LiLo was trippin' on the bad stuff.

Dina Lohan is one of those moms who rather spend time allegedly doing lines of cocaine with daughter Lindsay Lohan than being a responsible mother.

White Oprah, 46, took her 15-year-old trainwreck in training, Ali, 15, to Villa nightclub with Blohan last week. Things didn't go as planned.

"Do you know who I am?" Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali's age.

"You're making a huge mistake. Huge!" Lindsay added.

Lindsay's little declaration is code for other things. She's gonna get all her drug dealers, porn star king friend, porn stars and their friends to stop partying at Villa. Watch out now. It's not like Linds' crew would spend much on drinks anyway when their trippin' on other controlled substances.

Lindsay and Ali better be thankful that Linds made funds from Disney cause you know Dina would be out workin' the corner with them so she could get herself some designer bags. LiLo believes that it's a "huge mistake" when folks abide by the law? Explains everything!

I had to look at this picture a few times and re-read the caption because Lindsay Lohan looks so awful and so effing trashed. Why the eff did Lindsay say that she doesn't do drugs and doesn't drink?!!!! This is not the face of a sober 22-year-old woman, more like a rapidly aging cokehead. She's a Pam Anderson in training.

Lindsay was photographed with rapper Q-Tip at Queen Latifah's 39th birthday party over the weekend. At first I wondered why she went to the party to begin with, but now I think I know she went to score more drugs.