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Amy Winehouse Is A True Idiot

June 9th, 2008

As if Amy Winehouse hasn’t made enough of an ass out of herself in the past year, a video has been released showing more of her stupidity. Amy and a pal are video taped by Blake while singing ‘Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips’ to the tune of ‘Head, shoulders, knees and toes’. The video was shot over a year ago but shows the crack head bitch and her pals are ignorant fucks.

In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper. Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies’ favorite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’. Blake pretends NOT to record the unfolding events and eggs them on, saying: “Can we have a singsong of it?” Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings: “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!” She repeats the first line over again and on the word “Nips” Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

One of the new dossier of Amy pictures shows her in a smart flat surrounded by all the familiar junkie paraphernalia. On a table in front of the snarling star is a home-made crack pipe fashioned from a small brown bottle. Silver foil—used for heating deadly rocks of crack cocaine—is strewn about. Amy, who has a worrying history of self-harm, is clearly seen with a mystery cut on her left hand.

Yeah, good luck on having any sort of career now Amy! Maybe it’s time you assault a few people like your hubby did so you can get locked up for a while. That’s about the only thing that can save you now, dip shit.

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I. Don’t. Want. To. Know.

May 27th, 2008

But I will post.Photo of I. Dont. Want. To. Know. Photo of I. Dont. Want. To. Know.Amy Winehouse, the fug trainwreck who reminds me to take a shower whenever I see her, was photographed wearing a diaper/maxi pad/ plastic bag/ tape between her legs. (more…)


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Amy Winehouse To Walk the Fashion Runway

May 12th, 2008

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The fashion world will have hit an all time low if Julian Macdonald gets his way. Julian wants Amy Winehouse to grace the runway for his show during London Fashion Week this fall. How is he gonna talk her into that? She looks like she can’t even handle washing her hair or eating food and he expects her to walk in decent clothes in front of people?

Each year, MacDonald ensures his collection dazzles by getting “the woman of the moment” to wear the top gown in his collection. British supermodel Naomi Campbell got the honor last year; and Paris Hilton sported a crystal beaded mini for the Welsh designer in 2006. MacDonald now has his sights set on the troubled star to show off the prized-piece in his collection this September. He tells Britain’s Metro newspaper, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.”

He might be able to get away with it if he throws a line of coke and some heroin spoons on the runway. Just tell Wino you’ll give her the syringe and a lighter after she completes her walk. Here’s some pics of Amy frolicking around in the sun with some dude in just her bra and some nasty ass looking shorts.

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Another Day, Another Amy Wino Arrest

May 7th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse has been arrested in connection with alleged drug offenses and is being questioned by police in East London, her rep told the BBC on Wednesday.A statement to PEOPLE from the singer’s U.S. spokesperson said,

“Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.

She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is cooperating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”In January 2008, after being caught on camera allegedly doing drugs.

Late last month, she spent a night in police custody in London after being cautioned for “common assault.”

In an interview this past Friday – her music producer, Mark Ronson said Winehouse was “not ready to record any music.”

At least Amy keeps things interesting. Blah.


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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Tries To Stab Whitney Then Slits Wrists

May 2nd, 2008

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston’s 15-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tried to stab Whitney during an argument, then attempted to kill herself by slashing her wrists. Hell to the no she didn’t!

The shocking suicide attempt landed Bobbi Kristina in a psychiatric ward in Atlanta, sources said.Ann Davis, a family member exclusively told The ENQUIRER, that a few days before Bobbi’s 15th birthday party that Kristina “tried to stab Whitney” before turning the razor on herself.

Davis confided that part of Kristina’s problem is that she doesn’t want to live with Whitney.”

Having two crackheads as parents is bound to make ya go off the deep end. Whitney’s first mistake was naming her Bobbi! She’s just like her dad. The crazy don’t fall far from the tree.

How effed up am I that I wish this was filmed for an episode of “Being Bobby Brown”?


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