Train Wrecks News (Page 4)

As you know, Joaquin Phoenix has quit acting to pursue a career in music. His upcoming debut rap disc, as of yet untitled, will feature P. Diddy as the producer.

I can not wait for Joaquin's music videos! I mean that honestly, and let us not forget about his brilliant live television performances. Joaquin is truly talented at being truly untalented. Joaquin couldn't even stand up straight and falls down in the second video after the jump. He needs a detox and an exorcism.

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Check out them hawt arm bracelets on a crackhead seeking help at a hospital. Classiest bitch in the game. I think what I love most about Wino is that she looks like she crawled out of a sewer most days, but still takes the time to apply her makeup.

Amy's ex Alex Haines, who she was sleeping with while Blake was and still is encarcerated, sold her out to trashy UK tabloid News of the World. Alex alleges that Amy has crack for breakfast, spends $3,500/ week on drugs, has to have a crack pipe near her, cuts herself and wants sex all the time. Ya know, all the per usual Amy Winehouse shiz you hear often.

Here's some gorgeous photos of my least favorite crackhead, Amy Wino, taken last night.

The crazy is still in tact, the fug remains strong. The weave keeps getting messier. Wino definitely has her life on track. She is an amazing role model - stand back, observe, wonder and get inspired.

On a sidenote, she does get a great tan. Heh. There goes my Amy Winehouse compliment for the year.

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Amy Wino was booed over the weekend at her Bestival concert. First she was 40 minutes late, then she only performed for 35 minutes, switching from "Valerie" mid-song to launch into "Rehab."

Wino also requested 48 bottles of Jack Daniels in her concert rider for the show, but she had already reportedly consumed a bottle of vodka for breakfast the morning of her performance. The result? The drunken ass bitch had to carried out from the hotel to her car in a blanket. Hotel management kicked Wino and her guests out after they caused almost $10,000 worth of damage to the hotel.

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Surprise! Surprise, all!

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the emergency room of a London hospital Monday, her reps say.

"Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to the hospital. Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow," the singer's American rep says.

The troubled 24-year-old star was taken by ambulance from her home to University College Hospital.

When folks have to read about you being rushed to the hospital and it doesn't even sound a lil bat shit, that's when you need to put the pipe DOWN! Crack and meds cause "reactions" because they shouldn't be mixed together. This girl is hopeless.

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Has Rolling Stone rocker, Ronnie Wood, left his wife of 23-years to play around with some 18-years old Russian cocktail waitress?

His wife is saying, no - but the teen is saying, yes.

Ron Wood met Ekaterina Ivanova a few months back, after the premiere of Martin Scorsese's documentary on the band, Shine a Light. Now Ekaterina is telling people via Facebook that Ronnie left his wife for her and that they are enjoying a relationship together.

Rumor has it that the new couple bolted out of town and headed to Wood's home in Ireland.

Despite his leaving, Wood's wife, Jo, 53, is refusing to believe that her husband is romantically involved with the teen. She told members of the press that her husband and Ekaterina went on a painting trip and that, "They're not boyfriend and girlfriend - not in that way."

Apparently she is trying desperately to save her husband who has fallen off the wagon, and hard.

Again.

A source says that the girl is simply a drinking buddy for Ron, who has struggled with sobriety for years.

"Ronnie is not being his normal self. He is an alcoholic and he's fallen off the wagon. He is drinking two bottles of vodka a day and there is no way he would be behaving like this if he was sober. He went out and found himself a drinking partner. That is what this girl is. He knows that his family wouldn't tolerate him behaving like this so he has run away to go and drink himself crazy."

Wood, who admitted he had an alcohol/cocaine addiction eight years ago, has been in and out of rehab an amazing amount of times since.

He originally checked in to The Priory clinic in June 2000, but relapsed within weeks of checking out. He went back in April 2001 and that too, only lasted weeks of his departure.

Then in March 2004 he headed back to rehab after being found passed out under a restaurant table. And in March 2005, one year later, he screwed up once again after getting sloshed at his wife's 50th birthday bash.

Rehab again.

But no, it doesn't end there, he also sought treatment in 2006 after doing the same thing at his 59th birthday party.

That woman must love him. Jo has always let it be known that she's hated her husband's drinking problems, but has managed to stay by him for years and years. It is said that his alcoholism has deeply affected his two children who are now adults.

SURPRISE! Amy Winehouse is still a dumb train wreck, and she's killing herself. :(

Amy Winehouse was photographed smoking in London on Monday after her father Mitch revealed she is suffering from emphysema.

"The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her."

David H. Nielson, a thoracic surgeon in San Antonio said, "To have this type of emphysema already will likely shorten her life to about 50 years of age." Fifty years old is one hell of a stretch! But let's hope she can get herself together, survive, live a healthy life and double that life expectancy estimate.

It just keeps getting worse with Wino. She's practically dying and she's not getting any better. It's more disturbing to witness than pics of her growing cocaine stash beehive. How did Whitney Houston get off crack? Rehab? Bitch needs to update her songs. They try to tell me I have emphysema and I said gimme a light, light, light.

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Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with emphysema and could possibly be wheelchair bound and dependent on oxygen in a month if she doesn't clean up her crackhead ass asap. Amy had collapsed at her London home last week and tests have revealed that emphysema is the issue. Amy, who has been video taped smoking crack in the past year, has vowed to quit the drugs to help save her life. Her father Mitch spoke to the press about Amy's condition and his hopes of her becoming drug free.

In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter �" who was rushed to hospital last week �" that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn't follow medical advice.

‘To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter's life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her.' He said.

Mitch Winehouse has urged her drug dealers and addict friends such as rocker Pete Doherty �" who has been spending time with the 24-year-old since his release from prison last month �" to stay away from her.

I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.' He said.

Maybe Amy will stop smoking crack and if she does, I think she'll just go to snorting coke or shooting heroin instead of smoking out of a pipe. You would think that with your life being on the line, you would clean your ass up but some people and celebs are so deep into it, nothing seems to matter but the little high you get. Kiddos, remember what Whitney Houston said.... Crack is whack!

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Some worried that Wino was infected with tuberculosis after she began coughing up blood last night.

Doctors are also worried by skeletal Amy's weight loss and lack of appetite, other symptoms of tuberculosis.

The 24-year-old Back to Black star has an irregular heartbeat and has been on a drip while medics try to wean her off hard drugs.

"She'd been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined.

Amy �" who was steadily lost weight since hitting the big time in 2004 �" collapsed at home in Camden, North London, on Monday.

Medics were trying to discover if the collapse is related to a seizure she suffered last August when she was hospitalised after a huge drug binge. Tests at the time detected brain problems caused drug abuse.

Today, Amy's rep, Chris Goodman, said Amy has a chest infection and she had a routine test for TB, which came back negative.

I wonder when and if Amy will ever pull it together. It would be such a tragedy if she was taken away at such a young age. She's so talented and she's completely pathetic. I'm glad Amy's okay, for now that is.

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Crackhead Amy was hospitalized today after fainting in her home. Amy must have run out of crack and her body was shutting down kinda like a car when it runs out of gas.

The star's spokesman said that Amy was at home on Monday afternoon when she collapsed. Her manager's assistant stopped her from falling and she is said to have "quickly recovered". However, Amy's dad Mitch then took her to hospital as a "precaution". Doctors may keep the 24-year-old in hospital overnight for observation as they are unsure as to what caused her to faint.

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