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I know. The “It’s Britney, Bitch” line is old, but I don’t think so. I’ve already got that mess tattooed across my ass, so Imma use it for now.
Our dear Brit Brit went into the Betsey Johnson boutique on Melrose last month with a Dolce & Gabbana dress that she wanted the Betsey store to recreate in white, and she wanted it ready by that evening.
According to a witness, “the staff explained that they didn’t have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time.” Never mind that the frock she wanted copied wasn’t even their label. “The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window,” laughs the source. “The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100.”
Britney wanted the dress to be white so she could wear it without a bra and show the world her brown nips again. Don’t they know that? The dress had to be ready asap so she could meet up with the paps that night so she can feel sexy, y’all.
Hearing stories like this doesn’t make me feel bad for the popwreck even though folks be sayin’ she’s going broke. If Brit’s so busy buying all these wigs, frapps, cigs and nipple see through outfits, she deserves to lose it all.
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On the slow road to mental stabilization, Britney Spears has been able to visit her children twice in the past 3 days. Sounds like the visitation has been worked out between K-Fed and Britney and she’ll be seeing her kids more often.
The singer’s children Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, were driven to her Studio House by Kevin Federline’s bodyguard for a three-hour visit. It was the second visitation in three days; on Saturday, Spears saw her children for the first time since Jan. 3 after working out a structured visitation arrangement with Federline. Meanwhile, attorneys for Spears’s father Jamie filed another round of papers in federal court on Monday, urging a judge to quickly end a civil rights challenge to Jamie’s control of his daughter’s $100 million estate and keep the co-conservatorship case in state court.
They need to quit fighting Jamie’s control over Britney’s estate. Jamie coming into her life and getting everything under control is the best thing that could have happened to Britney. Once she’s off the crazy train, I’m sure he’ll be more than happy to slowly get her back into taking care of her own shiznit.
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Do you want your little girl to look like an anorexic heroin addict? Ever wanted to spice up your look with a cigarette scented beehive? Well now is your chance to have it all! Amy Winehouse is releasing her own makeup and clothing line so we can all emulate her sexy look.
The range will include hairspray, but the signature piece is set to be the heavy liquid eyeliner the Rehab singer has made famous. A pal revealed yesterday: “Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look. “She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume. “All the things that are distinctive of her look.” A fashion industry source added: “I think this stuff would sell very well in London. “She has become a fashion icon despite not always looking too fresh.”
To stick with Amy’s reputation they should make the eyeliner container look like a syringe, even make little pockets in the head scarves to hide your crack stash! Hairspray guaranteed to hold up to 2 ounces of heroin in your beehive or your money back. I think I’m really onto something here.
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Amy Winehouse is working hard to stay on the road to recovery. Wino’s backup singer Zalon Thompson spoke about Amy’s health and Grammys win.
“She’s full of energy, full of life. It’s a good thing.” (It was into Thompson’s arms that Winehouse threw herself after winning her fifth Grammy.) Winehouse, 24, is “ready for the Brits,” he says, referring to Winehouse’s scheduled performance Wednesday night at the U.K.’s equivalent of the Grammy awards.
“I think sometimes it takes you to go through certain hard things to overcome and to go on to do better things. She looked really good at the Grammys. She just looked very rested. It was great.”
She looked and sounded awesome at the Grammys! The look on her face when she won her final award was just priceless. You could tell she was totally shocked and taken back by the moment. If she would only realize what a rotten bastard Blaaaaaaaake is, she might have a chance.
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Not much of anything happened news wise, but this weekend was the one year anniversary for Britney Spears’ shaved head… Happy Anniversary Brit!
Britney’s New Lawyer Dude Says Her Civil Rights Have Been Violated - People
Johnny Depp, Jude Law And Colin Farrell To Help On Heath Ledger’s Final Film Role US Magazine
Bindi Irwin Launches Her Own Toy Line TMZ
Here’s The New Contestants For The New Season Of Dancing With The Stars! PageSix
Britney and Lynne Spears stayed incognito while shopping at the Miss Sixty store in West Hollywood today. The matchy mom and daughter duo were looking for new jeans.
Holy crap! Britney is slowing upgrading! Notice she’s not wearing the brown boots, red lipstick or tangled up pony tail? She’s even wearing pants! Lynne and Jamie are working hard to get Britney back to being some what normal and it’s showing.
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Britney Spears has been spending a lot of her time at the Millennium dance studio over the past few days and even took time to teach a class of kids. The kids, between the ages of 4 and 7, had their parent permission to attend the class taught by Britney.
“The class was amazing,” Robert Baker, director of the Millennium Dance Complex, tells PEOPLE. In addition to choreographed routines to vintage Madonna songs “True Blue” and “Material Girl” and “Holiday,” Spears – wearing ripped fishnets, red boy-shorts and a blue top – also allowed her pupils to free-style dance. “She even played age-appropriate games in a circle, pretending to be a choo-choo train,” Baker said. “Britney was just amazing with the kids and everyone ended up having a blast. At the end of the hour class, all the kids hugged Britney and she seemed very happy.”
This sounds all cute and great but I wonder if Britney just thought she was one of them? Ya’ll think I’m crazy for saying that but Pagesix.com has a story about how Lynne feels Britney is acting like a small child and talks about her sons like they’re toys. Alright, I’ll be nice for a moment and say Britney’s normal and was just doing a good deed. Let’s just see if she shows up to teach another class. 
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So there’s been more drama in Britney world lately. After the documents came out revealing what a crazy bastard Sam Lutfi is, there was also information that she was calling her father from the hospital over the weekend asking him to take her home. In the latest issue of Rolling Stone which comes out Friday, they give us a glimpse into Britney’s past that may have taken part into what she has become today.
Her mother Lynne allowed her to get breast implants while she was a teenager, which Britney later regretted:
“She regretted the implants, particularly because her chest was still growing,” a friend says. “When her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed.” But Spears kept the surgery a secret. Adds the friend, “When other girls did their boobs [they admitted it] and moved on, but Britney was brought up to lie about herself.”
Britney felt a big part of the strain on her relationship with her father was due to his heavy drinking:
“It was upsetting for Britney Spears to be around her dad,” a pal tells Rolling Stone. “He came backstage one night, and he was wasted. She was devastated. Britney would tell friends that her father was emotionally abusive.”
Rolling Stone claims through Britney’s career, she lobbied to ‘appear sluttier’:
“Every girl in America was wearing crop tops and booty shorts, and Britney felt like she was being held back,” says a friend. “She would joke about wanting to do videos topless.”
After being caught cheating with Wade Robson back in 2001, Britney’s breakup with Justin Timberlake was extremely hard on her:
“In February 2002, Timberlake discovered a … note from Robson in Britney’s room. Britney and Timberlake were performing on Saturday Night Live that night, and they sat backstage miserable — he refused to accept her apologies,” an insider says. “The breakup was a terrible shock, particularly as it was followed by Britney’s parents divorce two months later.”
Reportedly, Sam Lutfi plans on writting a book about his ordeal with Britney:
Sam Lutfi — who was recently slapped with a restraining order — tells the magazine he may pen a book based on his troubled days with the singer. “You know, this is so much more than a magazine article — we’ve been doing dictation, she’s been telling me her story, and I’ve been writing it all down. It would make a great book!” Lutfi says.
I hope I’ve caught you all up on what’s been going on with Britney the past couple days. You guys know that bitch wears me out quicker than my remote controlled vibrator.
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I know. The “It’s Britney, Bitch” line is old, but I don’t think so. I’ve already got that mess tattooed across my ass, so Imma use it for now.
