Train Wrecks News (Page 7)

Britney Spears has been spending a lot of her time at the Millennium dance studio over the past few days and even took time to teach a class of kids. The kids, between the ages of 4 and 7, had their parent permission to attend the class taught by Britney.

"The class was amazing," Robert Baker, director of the Millennium Dance Complex, tells PEOPLE. In addition to choreographed routines to vintage Madonna songs "True Blue" and "Material Girl" and "Holiday," Spears �" wearing ripped fishnets, red boy-shorts and a blue top �" also allowed her pupils to free-style dance. "She even played age-appropriate games in a circle, pretending to be a choo-choo train," Baker said. "Britney was just amazing with the kids and everyone ended up having a blast. At the end of the hour class, all the kids hugged Britney and she seemed very happy."

This sounds all cute and great but I wonder if Britney just thought she was one of them? Ya'll think I'm crazy for saying that but Pagesix.com has a story about how Lynne feels Britney is acting like a small child and talks about her sons like they're toys. Alright, I'll be nice for a moment and say Britney's normal and was just doing a good deed. Let's just see if she shows up to teach another class. ;)

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So there's been more drama in Britney world lately. After the documents came out revealing what a crazy bastard Sam Lutfi is, there was also information that she was calling her father from the hospital over the weekend asking him to take her home. In the latest issue of Rolling Stone which comes out Friday, they give us a glimpse into Britney's past that may have taken part into what she has become today.

Her mother Lynne allowed her to get breast implants while she was a teenager, which Britney later regretted:

"She regretted the implants, particularly because her chest was still growing," a friend says. "When her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed." But Spears kept the surgery a secret. Adds the friend, "When other girls did their boobs [they admitted it] and moved on, but Britney was brought up to lie about herself."

Britney felt a big part of the strain on her relationship with her father was due to his heavy drinking:

"It was upsetting for Britney Spears to be around her dad," a pal tells Rolling Stone. "He came backstage one night, and he was wasted. She was devastated. Britney would tell friends that her father was emotionally abusive."

Rolling Stone claims through Britney's career, she lobbied to 'appear sluttier':

"Every girl in America was wearing crop tops and booty shorts, and Britney felt like she was being held back," says a friend. "She would joke about wanting to do videos topless."

After being caught cheating with Wade Robson back in 2001, Britney's breakup with Justin Timberlake was extremely hard on her:

"In February 2002, Timberlake discovered a ... note from Robson in Britney's room. Britney and Timberlake were performing on Saturday Night Live that night, and they sat backstage miserable â€" he refused to accept her apologies," an insider says. "The breakup was a terrible shock, particularly as it was followed by Britney's parents divorce two months later."

Reportedly, Sam Lutfi plans on writting a book about his ordeal with Britney:

Sam Lutfi â€" who was recently slapped with a restraining order â€" tells the magazine he may pen a book based on his troubled days with the singer. "You know, this is so much more than a magazine article â€" we've been doing dictation, she's been telling me her story, and I've been writing it all down. It would make a great book!" Lutfi says.

I hope I've caught you all up on what's been going on with Britney the past couple days. You guys know that bitch wears me out quicker than my remote controlled vibrator. ;)

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Britney Spears' former manager, Sam Lutfi, has been banned from contacting the singer. The decision follows Jamie Spears' attorney, Jeryll Cohen, telling a Los Angeles court they have been unable to serve Lutfi with the restraining order issued on Friday. Cohen said Britney and Lutfi had been in contact over the phone despite the court's orders.

The commissioner, Reva Goetz, also ruled the singer's father will remain in control of Britney, as a co-conservator. Jamie and attorney Andrew Wallet will rule over decisions relating to her legal, financial and medical affairs until February 14th. However, Goetz denied a request by the co-conservators to fire Britney's custody lawyers, Trope and Trope.

Earlier in the case, another attorney, Adam Streisand, who claimed to be representing Britney, argued Britney would like the power to choose her own conservator. He asked that the court remove Jamie because Britney is estranged from her father. His request was denied after Goetz said Britney Spears lacked the capacity to hire a new attorney. On Valentine's Day, Britney's mental competence to hire a new attorney will be determined.

I think it's a good thing Sam Lutfi isn't allowed to contact Britney at this point considering all the rumors upon rumors that have come up in the past about what a shady and controlling person he is. I know Britney has her differences with her parents, but it seems best to have either her father or mother taking care of her finances at this time. If she doesn't want her dad to be in control, who would she pick? Adnan Ghalib?

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My crack pipe ho Amy Winehouse left the rehab facility briefly to renew her visa so she can attend the Grammy Awards next week. I'm sure they'll give her every type of cavity search possible, but you know she'll get a hook up with her drugs once she gets in the US.

She briefly left a London clinic this morning to go to the U.S. embassy to renew her visa, her rep tells Us. "Yes, that's true," the rep says. Her father Mitch told reporters that she has since returned to the clinic and "has not left for good." A source told Us that Winehouse, 24, "is desperate to go and has been told she can go on the condition that she has a minder there and returns to rehab when back in the U.K." The singer is up for album of the year, song of the year and record of the year.

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I remember once years ago, Playboy magazine gave Britney Spears a pricey offer to take it off.

I wonder what they would pay to see her saggy tits now? Scratch that, I wonder what gossip bloggers would pay her to put on a damn bra.It's not normal to want to be "sexy" so badly, on a daily basis that you flash the entire world your nips while your weave is unraveling, your skin is blemished, your lipstick looks like it came from the 99 cents store, and your boots are dirty and worn out.

I think '08 is Britney's year. I really hope it is. She's beyond gross. She's painful to look at. I have to squint, then quickly turn away.

As Amy Winehouse sits in rehab puking her brains out from detox and watching Marilyn Monroe movies, her mother Janis Winehouse is talking about the realization of Amy kicking the bucket soon, after seeing Wino smoking crack on video.

"I've known for a long time that my daughter has problems," she says, numbly. "But seeing it on screen rammed it home. I realise my daughter could be dead within the year. We're watching her kill herself, slowly. I've already come to terms with her dead. I've steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery. Because the drugs will get her if she stays on this road. She's invited me to the Grammy awards next month, but part of me thinks she won't be alive by then. I look at Heath Ledger and Britney. She's on their path. It's like watching a car crash - this person throwing all these gifts away."

Where in the hell does she get the Heath Ledger / Britney Spears comparisons? We don't even know yet how exactly Heath died, and Britney's a mental case! I can see comparing her to Jeff Conway who's all fuckered up on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, but not to Britney's bipolar disorder. If you haven't seen Celeb. Rehab, ya gotta check it out cause it's some crazy shit! Next time Janis shouldn't try the name dropping idea cause it totally back fired.

Based upon these pictures alone, Britney Spears should permanently lose custody of her children.

I feel like I know more about Britney's tits than I do members of my own family. I see them more often.This bitch is nasty. Even if some male with poor vision found her even remotely attractive, he'd get turned off as her stench of Starbucks, Cheetos, dandruff and cigs fills his nostrils once she gets within a few yards.

Why does Britney walk around braless everyday for attention? WTF is wrong with her!!

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The tormented singing sensation took hit after hit of the deadly drug after a 19-minute binge in which she snorted powdered ECSTASY and COCAINE.And she admitted she had just popped six VALIUM pills to "bring myself down". Amy's spiral of self-destruction was revealed in a harrowing video filmed at her East London home and seen by The Sun. It will horrify relatives and friends who fear she could soon end up dead.

A close friend of Amy is hoping this may be the thing that opens Amy's eyes to the problem she has and will hopefully get help before it's too late.

Amy is locked in a nosedive towards oblivion â€" she is killing herself. The video shows a woman completely out of control. Her family and her few real friends have begged her to pull herself from the brink many times. But here is proof she has pressed the self-destruct button. Her fans would scarcely recognise the drug-addled wreck in the video as the talented performer they love. We can only pray she will get a wake-up call when she watches the video herself and sees the terrible state she is in.

WOW. I guess I wasn't too far off when I would call her Amy Crackhouse. We all knew Amy has her issues and drug problem but I can't be it has gotten to this level. It's so sad seeing such an awesome performer throwing their life away. I can feel as bad for her as I want but the bitch refuses to get help. You can't help a drug addict, they have to help themselves. AMY, open your damn eyes cause the rate you're going, your lucky if you live another month!

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Britney Spears arrived at the Los Angeles office of Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, Monday for an ongoing deposition in their custody battle.

At 10:40 a.m., Spears, 26, wearing a dark blue top and jeans, drove up to the office in her white Mercedes-Benz SL65 with friend Sam Lutfi. Both had serious expressions on their faces. The singer has missed numerous appointments for the court-ordered cross examination. She's expected to be grilled about her past drug and alcohol use, her apparent failure to follow court orders and other matters pertaining to her parenting skills.

New reports are coming out saying Britney just left looking upset after a 2 1/2 hour deposition. Well I'll be damned! Britney actually did something responsible for the first time in 6 months by showing up to her deposition today?!? Oooh! If she keeps this up, she might start washing and brushing her hair.

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Amy Winehouse showed up at London's Snaresbrook Court yesterday so she could scream out in the courtroom to her husband, Blake, just like the trashy, ghetto crackwhore she is.

(Fielder-Civil, 25, is charged with with conspiracy involving alleged witness tampering and inflicting grievous bodily harm in his upcoming assault trial.)

After arriving late to a packed courtroom, Winehouse sat down with Fielder-Civil's step-mom Georgette, holding her hand, a witness says.

"She was quiet at first, but then Amy blew kisses at Blake and started whispering 'I love you' over and over."As he was led back to jail, she began shouting, "'I love you, handsome! Gorgeous, I love you!'" the witness adds.

Blake, who looked pale and nervous, replied, "All right, baby?" the witness says.

She smiled and nodded.

The next hearing is slated for February 29.

When asked to comment on the hearing, Winehouse told reporters, "I'm not talking to you," before fleeing in a BMW.

"Handsome" and "gorgeous" is probably code for "Who sells the best crack?!"

Bitch was getting the hookup while we thought she was missin' her man. And "I love you" is Amy's apology for finishing off Blake's stash. Wino's not as dumb as we think, she memorizes codes and shit.