Twilight's breakout star Robert Pattinson is a dirty whore who posts some of his business on his Facebook page. That's not a no-no, it's a never-should-do-it-ever when you're famous. But I'm glad he did because I found this all infinitely amusing.
Rob Patsy insinuates that he's already fucked co-star Kristen Stewart, she's into him more than her stalker boyfriend, he isn't interested in Joe Jonas' girlfriend Camilla (pictured above in white), and he promises to "take care of" his girlfriend's needs when he gets back. Very hot. Is that statement chivalrous? Ha. I haven't heard any guy say he's gonna take care of my needs in gawd knows how long, instead last week I heard, "I just wanna fuck you hard all night." Although passionate, somehow it doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Same effect, though, trust. In my book, that's romantical.
Anyway, I would transcribe these, but I think it's better if you click away and enjoy, click on each pic twice for the largest version.

























