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Jessica Simpson posted the photo below on her Twitter account yesterday. She was rooting for New England. Jess Tweeted: “We were really sad the Niners aren’t here right now — Eric played for the Niners… But we’re going with the Patriots. And I’m a Cowboys fan, so I cannot root for the Giants!”

It feels like Jessica has been pregnant for the past 1 and 1/2 years! She has the boobs to prove it. Is she a J-cup now? After the game, Jess Tweeted: “Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it’s time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!”

Those boobs are insane! I recommend sleeping in a bra, so I'm just going to assume that Jess does too (cause I've never heard of a sleeping bra). LMAO at Jessica telling her Twitter fans that her fiance "Eric played for the Niners." She omitted the part about him being unemployed for the past few years.

Nene Leakes is nothing more than a ghetto bully that everyone is laughing at, not with. When actor Brian White said that she embodies negative stereotypes about black women, Nene fired back, claiming that Brian is just jealous of her thriving career. Creative.

Nene's second appearance on Glee will air this Tuesday. She will also co-host The View on Wednesday and Thursday.

Brian is completely right and I think of what he said about Nene whenever I watch her poppin' off on TV. Not all black women are loud and ghetto, always itching for a fight, but that's what makes it to television for entertainment purposes.

More importantly, here's the thing about success and humility: When you're arrogant, sometimes you end up losing it all. Nene is as cocky as it gets and she forgets that she's a polarizing reality star. Let's see where she's at 2 years from now.

When Rihanna strips down, she lets her fans in on the photographic evidence. She's a hooker for the fans! Riri had a photoshoot with Elle magazine and she went topless, natch, posing for the photo above and posting it on her Twitter page.

Rihanna's caption was "#Back2Work 1st Cover of the year!!! #ELLE," she also added "Bleach + weave #WERQ."

Platinum blonde doesn't look good on Rihanna, especially because it looks like all that tanning in Italy, Barbados, and Hawaii has made her a little darker. She's probably going to look hot as hell in her photoshoot though!

Lady Gaga may not seem like the typical football fan but she's looking forward to Sunday's big game for three reasons: beer, dudes in spandex, and a halftime show from her mentor/homegirl Madonna.

In a surprisingly non-weirdo tweet, the singer wrote, "Looking forward to seeing the Super Bowl! The halftime show will be wonderful I'm sure. An excuse to drink beer + watch boys in tights. #yes." Okay, so talking about "seeing the Super Bowl" is a bit like asking, "Who's winning the match?" a la Zoolander, but this down to earth tweet demonstrates why Gaga has remained so consistently popular. She knows when to rein in the weirdness and just be Stefani from the Lower East Side.

That said, no Giants love from a lifelong NYC girl? I best not find out she's got a thing for Tom Brady like every other female football fan on the planet!

When she's not relying on fake marriages to gain the public's attention, Kim Kardashian falls back on the old stand-by: her cartoonishly curvy figure.

The shameless spotlight junkie tweeted the above picture recently with a caption reading, "I dyed my hair lighter yesterday! I'm loving it! New hair color=new beginnings for me. You like?" Right. Because her slightly lighter hair color is clearly the focal point of that picture.

A new hair color isn't the only way that Kim is looking to make a new start. The breasty tweet comes on the heels of Kim's revelation that she'd like to start a Bible study group. Cleary she's been paying special attention to the passage in Corinthians that reads, "Thou shalt use thine boobs and thine butt to become more famous. And it was good." Or something like that. I'm paraphrasing.

Jennifer Williams of Basketball Wives has become friends with Nene Leakes. The two have been photographed together on several occasions. On an episode of Basketball Wives last season, Williams did a radio interview where she questioned Chad Ochocinco's intentions for dating Evelyn Lozada. And here we are today. Jen thinks that Evelyn is jealous of her friendship with Nene.

Jen said: "[Evelyn] hates the fact that I’m really good friends with NeNe [Leakes], and she hates the fact that me and Mashonda are good friends. I feel like it’s all coming from a place of hurt, and she’s turning it into anger."

Jen kept saying that it's stupid that Evelyn is mad at her because "It's not like I slept with Chad," and she said that "It's always unfortunate when you have so much history with a person and then something stupid happens." Sigh.

Jennifer then went on to praise Nene for being "a good person" who is "always trying" to uplift here and she says that their friendship has "no jealousy, no competition."

Evelyn then posted the tweet above on Twitter in response to Jen's comments. Maturity at its best. I can't pick a side because I don't like anyone on Basketball Wives.

50 Cent is either so confident that the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl, or he just wants bragging rights. 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson, promised to post a photo of his penis on Twitter if the Giants lose to the New England Patriots.

50 accepted a fan's request to post his dick pic if the Giants lose. So ladies, who do you want to win the Super Bowl?! I'm no Patriots fan, but I'm hoping that New England wins. A blogger can always use a good traffic spike.

The Super Bowl goes down next Sunday, Feb. 5. Be ready to see the "magic stick" that 50 has been rapping about for years.

Demi Lovato may be ripping moves straight from Miley Cyrus’s playbook and taking sexy lingerie photos for the spank banks of horny internet hobbits everywhere.

The recently released photo shows a bra-baring Lovato (or lookalike) curling her crotch up against some rando and thrusting her boobage in his face, all while doing her best Kim Kardashian impersonation. While the site claims it’s the nineteen-year-old star in the flesh, the rest of us are kind of...doubtful.

I don’t know if this picture has been Photoshopped or if this girl is just a Demi doppelganger, but something’s up. Her hair looks like it came from Jessica Simpson’s hair extension line and her face looks like it came from Madame Tussaud’s. Plus, I’m pretty sure Demi has bigger t!ts. You be the judge.

The only thing that’s swinging me toward the side that this picture might be real is that, knowing her taste in men, she would totally drop her panties for this guy (Trace Cyrus, honey--really?).

Eva Longoria is subtle, just like Rihanna is. Twitter is a new softcore porn site for fans and we aren't complaining! Eva posted the photo below on her Twitter account. She wore a ballerina-inspired tulle dress with a plunging neckline, as you can see.

Eva's girls look amazing! They're so cute! I'm jealous, well, no I'm not. I think the skirt is kind of ridiculous and should at least be the same color as her top, but I love that top on her. A dress like that deserves an up 'do to make the bubes stand out even more, which she's wearing. Eva did a great job. She's lookin' good!

Katy Perry is no longer following Russell Brand but Rusty is still following his estranged wife on Twitter. Russell only follows 78 people on the popular micro-blogging site but Katy is done with him.

A source says that Katy and Russell communicate via phone or email only because she's "limiting" her interactions with him.

Perry performed a concert in Indonesia yesterday and she recently shot an Adidas ad in Santa Barbara, California. Katy's source says: "She doesn't want to look battered and have people for sorry for her. She's very strong and confident."

I'm impressed!