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Quote Me of The Day: Tyra Banks

May 29th, 2008

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On the modeling industry:

“My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy.”She says her agency once made a list titled, “Designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts.”

“My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan. She said, ‘They say you’re too curvy. Let’s go order pizza.’ We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change.”

On being called “fat” in 2006:

“What bothered me is that they were saying there’s something wrong with a woman’s body if she’s not super-skinny.

“I did not shed tears,” Banks adds, “but I called my talk show and said, ‘I want to say, loud and clear, ‘You can kiss my fat ass.””


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America’s Next Top Plus Sized Model

May 15th, 2008

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Look at that back fat! This is good.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I haven’t watched a single episode of “America’s Next Top Model” this season. But some “plus sized” (size 8 or 10) ho named Whitney Thomson took home the title of future has been.

There’s a conspiracy theory that she was approached by the show, never auditioned, and was told to gain weight. I believe it! Tyra picked Jaslene because she’s latin and now she FINALLY has a plus sized model who’s guaranteed not to find any work.

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A naive Whitney told the New York Post,

“I’m not going to lose 50 pounds — if someone asks me to do that, I’ll go to another [modeling] agency.”

Looks like she’ll be competing on some Vh1 reality shows within the next eight months.

Whitney’s hot, but other Top Model winners who are half her size have been told by agents that they have to lose weight in order to get work. Thank you Tyra for giving these girls false hope. If she really wants to make them famous, she should find them some gigs. Ms. Banks does have industry contacts.


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Today It’s Tyra Banks Show Day!

April 30th, 2008

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That’s right folks, today is Tyra Banks Show day! In honor of Tyra celebrating her 500th episode, NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg decided to give Tyra her own day. Tyra and Bloomie also planted a tree together which Tyra named ‘Model Oak’ as part of the mayor’s plan to plant 1 million trees in the city. What more does the mayor of such a large city have to do besides hang out with skinny bitches in high heels Check out more pics of Tyra and the Mayor planting her oak cause the girl makes some strange faces while digging a hole!

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Clay Aiken & Tyra Banks Cuddle For The Camera

April 22nd, 2008

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Clay Aiken stops by The Tyra Banks Show Monday to help the host celebrate her 500th episode at the show’s New York studios. The singer, who’s currently starring on Broadway in Spamalot, gave away tickets to the musical.

Tranny Tyra and Queen Clay look like they were made for each other. By the looks of this photo they even share the same makeup! I know they put makeup on everyone for TV shows, but Clay almost has Tyra beat on the blush. Clay, just hack your penis off and the transformation into a woman will be complete!

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Tyra Banks’ Stalker Released

March 24th, 2008

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Brady Green, who is accused of stalking Tyra Banks has been released by the Manhattan Criminal Court. Brady was making multiple phone calls and sending letters to Tyra since early January, and even showed up in person to her TV studio with flowers. Now that he has been released, her staff at the studio fear he may show up again. Can we say freak boy?

Colleagues at the studio where Banks shoots The Tyra Banks Show are now petrified the Green may return. “There’s no security at this building,” said a producer at the studio. It’s very scary.” Photos of Green are still being handed out at the studio, with a warning to stay away from him.

This dude can call me and send me letters cause my life is pretty boring. I could definitely use a crazy stalker right now to spice up my life. Brady, give me a call and we’ll work something out. ;)

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