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Rihanna wore a dress that looks like something she pulled from an aisle at her local Home Depot.

Rihanna's dress resembles house blinds and those folding fans. It's a little too busy for my preference, and it looks messy at the bottom. You could clothe a small village of babies in Africa with all the material that went into her frock. But I digress.

Rihanna was in New York last night to pick up her Woman of the Year award from Glamour magazine. Tyra Banks, Serena Williams and many others also showed up.

Serena Williams' body is almost as famous as the tennis star herself.

She has a booty that my family could serve Thanksgiving dinner on and she's all muscle from head to toe. Isn't having so much muscle the very opposite of the definition of "fat?" She's fit and beautiful and thick and at least she has curves, and then some!

Serena appears on the Tyra Banks show, which airs today, where she promotes her memoir, On the Line. She talks about all the "fat" headlines and how that made her feel. I didn't even know Serena had written a memoir until this interview. Promotion like works or something.

Here's some pictures of Serena that I uploaded for you. Fat or not? I say she's just thick and curvy.

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Late last week Tyra Banks' Nightline interview was posted online. I checked it out over the weekend and I couldn't resist posting it. Tyra Banks is like the fakest b*tch that you don't ever wanna meet. She's interviewed by the always fierce Cynthia McFadden and the two square off as Tyra tries to "smile with her eyes" as her publicist kindly tells Cynthia to STFU.

One of the main reasons why I dislike Tyra is that she tries too hard! She's so fake and snobby, yet I mostly remain on the fence with her. Even out of the people I know that have Tyra - some say she's a b*tch, others says she's really nice. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! She's like a chameleon.

Cynthia doesn't back down when Tyra and her publicist want her to. Now this is good TV.

Tyra Banks had press releases sent out to the media announcing that the talk show host would reveal her "real hair" today. Tyra walked out and she did just that, and it was frightening.

Tyra Banks' forehead would make great real estate for a new super Walmart. I didn't know it was so massive. Also, Tyra kept her hair soaking wet and that's cheating. But whatev. Leave it to TyTy to make it such a big deal that she isn't, in fact, bald-headed.

Tyra Banks has left her dramatic, long blonde weave behind and has chosen a darker hue for a new look. She looks amazing.

It's a rarity whenever TyTy actually goes dark, and she's kinda like Brit Brit; Ms. Banks brings the blonde back before you know it, but I'm hoping that she'll stick with this. Tyra loves to put thick platinum streaks in her bold, blonde weaves and it looks awful most of the time. The darker, straight locks give her a new reason to smile with confidence and not just with her eyes. Heh. I haven't heard Tyra's "smile with your eyes" comment in a long time cause I don't watch Top Model anymore. Anyway, mami's lookin' good!

I have issues with the legal system, many issues that is, but I'll just mention one. Why is it that the stalkee has to go to court and testify against the stalker?

I am so disturbed that victims of stalkers have to tell their stalker how terrified that person has made them. Isn't that making yourself even more vulnerable and surrendering some of your power to that jerk?! The last thing a psycho needs to hear is that they have control over you and have affected your way of life and mental stability. I think it's all bullshit sprinkles and that it shouldn't go down this way.

Tyra Banks sounded off in court today against her stalker, Brady Green.

Here is some of what Tyra said,

"I fear my safety. I feel extremely vulnerable. I fear the safety of my staff. My family. [My staff doesn't] tell me about fans. They said this person threatened one of my staffers. I was at work one day about to leave and a bunch of people on my staff said, 'No! You can't go.' [Green] got past security and you need to be here. Never in my career had staff reacted like this. I had to stay in my dressing room for a while."

"My life has changed significantly, even the people who know me, I don't live that sheltered life. I like to walk around my neighborhood. I run outside. I like to go to the movies by myself, eat meals by myself. My company hired security. When I'm at the movies, in a restaurant, they are there with me. I can't jog outside anymore. I would go with a trainer or alone but with security present."

How sad! Tyra left the courthouse escorted by lawyers and did not comment. Green faces a maximum of 90 days in jail if convicted.

While Tyra Banks did look pretty during her Oprah show appearance, the only thing overflowing from her mouth was verbal diarrhea. Tyra's narcissism needs to be treated with high voltage shock therapy treatments. And I wanna watch.

Tyra managed to shift the focus of everyone's stories back onto her, reminiscing on the time that she was in an "emotionally abusive relationship" a decade ago. Keep in mind that the Oprah show profiled two young women who died at the hands of their abusive boyfriends, not to mention all the others who were actual victims of domestic violence.

TyTy always gives snippets of her biography at any given moment, she's quite a generous one. Ms. Banks is a great host but I rather have her talk about her irritable bowel syndrome than listen to her pretend that emotional abuse is comparable to the tragedies of those who were beaten for years and then brutally murdered.

Guess who's glad he came out the closet so he can be fabulous on America's Next Top Model? The Gayken.

Aiken, 30, will be featured on the show's April 8 episode, working with the aspiring models in an acting challenge. Later, Aiken will critique the contestants' performances -- along with regular judge and executive producer Tyra Banks -- during the panel session when one model is eliminated.

Gayken's been suppressing a lot of the flamboyancy that you know he has in him. We're ready to get more familiar with the homosexy side of Clay. I hope to see some major attitude, eye rolls, hand waves and finger snaps so he can compete with Miss Jay. He's perfect for the gig.

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I do not like Tyra Banks at all. I used to, but once she got her talk show, it was all down hill from there. People calling her the next Oprah offends me so much because she is the antithesis of Oprah. For one, Oprah would never be caught dead in a see through dress out and about. Oprah knows about layering. Tyra is just so vapid that any correlation made between and Oprah really pisses me off.

... only lower.

Look who gets bitten! Twilight's sexy bloodsucker Robert Pattinson fulfills Tyra Banks's vampire fantasy while taping a segment of her talk show Thursday in New York City. The episode of The Tyra Banks Show airs Nov. 28.