Guess who's glad he came out the closet so he can be fabulous on America's Next Top Model? The Gayken.

Aiken, 30, will be featured on the show's April 8 episode, working with the aspiring models in an acting challenge. Later, Aiken will critique the contestants' performances -- along with regular judge and executive producer Tyra Banks -- during the panel session when one model is eliminated.

Gayken's been suppressing a lot of the flamboyancy that you know he has in him. We're ready to get more familiar with the homosexy side of Clay. I hope to see some major attitude, eye rolls, hand waves and finger snaps so he can compete with Miss Jay. He's perfect for the gig.

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I do not like Tyra Banks at all. I used to, but once she got her talk show, it was all down hill from there. People calling her the next Oprah offends me so much because she is the antithesis of Oprah. For one, Oprah would never be caught dead in a see through dress out and about. Oprah knows about layering. Tyra is just so vapid that any correlation made between and Oprah really pisses me off.

... only lower.

Look who gets bitten! Twilight's sexy bloodsucker Robert Pattinson fulfills Tyra Banks's vampire fantasy while taping a segment of her talk show Thursday in New York City. The episode of The Tyra Banks Show airs Nov. 28.

Other than the fact that Tyra's face looks diff in this picture, only a model could turn her head a bit and still look pretty damn decent. If I turned my head to the side like that, and when I do turn my head to the side, I end up looking like a tranny with down syndrome. I'm no good at the improv glam or "fierce" pictures like Tyra is. Too bad she's not "smiling with her eyes" here, or is she?

The sidewalk is her runway! Tyra Banks works her best supermodel pose as she makes a glam entrance Monday at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Phenom Awards in New York City, where the America's Next Top Model host was honored for her style.

I know a lot of people hate Tyra, but she's cute! I love her quote towards the end of the excerpts about how Michelle better know how to take a fierce picture. That's so Tyra for ya!

They got her wig right, and her attempt at that ‘fierce' face, but damn, her left boob is looking a little mangled!

Speaking of her ‘fierce' look, it's kinda like Zoolander's ‘Blue Steel', doncha think?

I'm not one to rank on Tyra for her weight, but girlfriend hasn't been that thin in years!

On the modeling industry:

"My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy."She says her agency once made a list titled, "Designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts."

"My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan. She said, ‘They say you're too curvy. Let's go order pizza.' We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change."

On being called "fat" in 2006:

"What bothered me is that they were saying there's something wrong with a woman's body if she's not super-skinny.

"I did not shed tears," Banks adds, "but I called my talk show and said, ‘I want to say, loud and clear, 'You can kiss my fat ass.''"

Look at that back fat! This is good.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I haven't watched a single episode of "America's Next Top Model" this season. But some "plus sized" (size 8 or 10) ho named Whitney Thomson took home the title of future has been.

There's a conspiracy theory that she was approached by the show, never auditioned, and was told to gain weight. I believe it! Tyra picked Jaslene because she's latin and now she FINALLY has a plus sized model who's guaranteed not to find any work.

A naive Whitney told the New York Post,

"I'm not going to lose 50 pounds â€" if someone asks me to do that, I'll go to another [modeling] agency."

Looks like she'll be competing on some Vh1 reality shows within the next eight months.

Whitney's hot, but other Top Model winners who are half her size have been told by agents that they have to lose weight in order to get work. Thank you Tyra for giving these girls false hope. If she really wants to make them famous, she should find them some gigs. Ms. Banks does have industry contacts.

That's right folks, today is Tyra Banks Show day! In honor of Tyra celebrating her 500th episode, NYC's Mayor Bloomberg decided to give Tyra her own day. Tyra and Bloomie also planted a tree together which Tyra named 'Model Oak' as part of the mayor's plan to plant 1 million trees in the city.

Clay Aiken stops by The Tyra Banks Show Monday to help the host celebrate her 500th episode at the show's New York studios. The singer, who's currently starring on Broadway in Spamalot, gave away tickets to the musical.

Tranny Tyra and Queen Clay look like they were made for each other. By the looks of this photo they even share the same makeup! I know they put makeup on everyone for TV shows, but Clay almost has Tyra beat on the blush. Clay, just hack your penis off and the transformation into a woman will be complete!

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