After seeing this promo pic, I may not check out the latest season of America's Next Top Model. Yep, folks, Tyra is no longer modeling except for every single episode of Top Model.
Hmmm... is it just me, or is this picture some lazy photoshop?! Why is Tyra's right arm thinner than her left?!!! And why am I paying enough attention to even notice that. Issues.
I always love looking at a pic of all the women before the show starts, I get to pick out my faves. I want to love this show again. Hopefully, Tyra can put something good together. And by 'good' I mean, bring back Janice Dickinson, stop having Jay hate on the girls by writing super bitchy notes about them after photoshoots, cast some drama loving sluts, make the girls go nude on at least two challenges, and shave every girl's head during the first episode.
What else? Pick a plus-sized model for once. Diversify! Nevermind, all these girls look thin. The "fattest" one is the chick in the very front on the far right. You know Tyra's gonna say she's plus sized. Anyone over 105 pounds is considered morbidly obese.
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Gawd, I'm going to miss this ho on "The View"!
Tyra Banks groped Rosie O'Donnell's breasts during a TV show this morning, just two months after she stunned fans by doing the same to American Idol star Katharine McPhee. The model-turned-talk show host jumped at the chance to check O'Donnell's assertion her breasts are natural during a conversation on The View.
O'Donnell said, "I'd like to say my boobs are real too." Banks then asked, "Are they? Can I squeeze them?" before copping a feel.
UPDATE: Watch Tyra grabbing Rosie's boobs
O.K. Ewwww. I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit. Grabbing Rosie's Ta-Ta's? NIGHTMARES BABY!
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Tyra Banks is brilliant! America would not be the same without her. She's an interesting (the worst) talk show host around right now. She's also a "fierce" host of America's Next Top Model. Everything that spews from her mouth on the show is... well, I'll let you decide.
Notable quotes from last Wednesday's America's Next Top Model broadcast:
Ms. Banks encouraged fug contestant Jaslene, a Puerto Rican contestant (who has been referred to as "Little Miss Cha Cha" more than once on the program), to embrace her culture.
Tyra then gave us an example of what embracing your culture truly is. "I sit up here and snap my fingers and say, 'Girl, you lookin' hoochie!'" Tyra preached. "Because that's my culture."
Tyra's nonsense continued...
On Oprah: "I actually studied that Oprah episode and copied her body movements and phrases she used, exactly like she did them. She's my idol!"
On Self-love: "I was having trouble sleeping that night, so I got outta bed, went over to my computer, and Googled myself. This time I typed in Tyra fat�and, child, I had no idea what was about to pop up on that screen."
On Cellulite: "Usher was in the audience one year and I was soooooo paranoid that he saw my booty dimples."
On Looking Busted: "I looked so funny at the flea market with my award show hair and Ugg-type Timberland boots on. Oh well, I loved my hair and I didn't want it to go to waste so there I was at the flea market, looking kinda crazy, but FIERCE!!!!!"
On Herself, Rosa Parks 2.0: "I was the first African-American model to ever land the cover of that magazine. As we celebrate Black History Month this February, I can't help but be proud of what I accomplished a decade ago."
And she's still hot!This is totally some hardcore photoshop, Tyra's waist looks completely computer generated, no texture there. But who cares? Still hot.
I actually think she looks better the second time around than she did the first time?! Or not?! Why can't I decide, dammit!!!
I think it's because I don't give a shit, it's just really hard to decide.
I can't believe another blogger said "Tyra thinks she's important?!" Um, she is!
This cover made history. What's more important than making history? I'm tellin' y'all you think I'm a blogger with hateration, you got it twisted... hmmm, someone should turn that into a song - I'm telling y'all, um, hmmm don't get it twisted ma.
* Why am I bobbin' my head right now?!* It's way too damn early. I'm amused by anything.
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