Vanessa Hudgens

If Vanessa Hudgens has any talent, we're unsure of what it is. Vanessa Hudgens has a decent voice, but she doesn't believe in herself, so she takes nude photos and they mysteriously get leaked time and time again. Over her.

Vanessa Hudgens Yells At Paparazzi For Catching Her Smoking

Vanessa Hudgens wants to keep a somewhat squeeky clean image besides her nude photos, but that's hard to accomplish when the paparazzi is catching her doing bad things such as smoking. Vanessa was puffing away while riding shot gun in her pal's car, and when she realized the paparazzo was focusing in on her toking on a cig, she threw a fit.

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Vanessa forced her way into the photographer's car and allegedly tried to attack him. Vanessa is seen trying to grab his camera, and as he tried to drive away, Vanessa's heard saying "He's about to run over a man, I hope you're filming this a**hole!"

Smoking is a bad habit, but it's not like she was caught doing worse, like smoking crack!

You can check out Vanessa's little freak out after the jump!

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Vanessa Hudgens: My New Haircut Makes Me Feel Like a Soccer Mom

Vanessa Hudgens is doing the typical Disney Channel kid thing. Now that’s she’s past her tween-appeal prime, she’s off to prove that she’s edgy and sexy and sooo indie and can do more than just over-emote on-screen.

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To this end, the actress/singer/nudie pic aficionado stars in the new indie drama Gimme Shelter, where she’ll play a pregnant, homeless teen who flees from an abusive mother and seeks out her biological father. For the role, she hacked her hair into a pixie cut all by herself. See! So edgy!

She says about her new ‘do, “Honestly, I kind of feel a bit like a soccer mom, but we’re going to let that go. There’s nothing wrong with soccer moms, but I’m only 22! I miss my hair believe me, I do. But there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Though she looks uber fug in the images I’ve seen of her from the film, I think her new look actually ain’t half bad. I don’t think she looks like a soccer mom either, but maybe that's because she insists on wearing dresses that flaunt her tittays. What she looses in hair, she makes up for in cleavage.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

Vanessa Hudgens In Panties and Bra For New Candies Campaign

Even though I’m pretty sure Vanessa Hudgens spends most of her time not wearing anything, the singer-actress is at least trying to pretend that sometimes she actually wears underwear and stuff.

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In her new Candie’s campaign for Kohl’s, Vanessa gets down in some purple lingerie, while doing things like dancing and ironing and blowing bubble gum like she’s just that innocent. Miraculously enough, Vanessa manages to do all three things at once without seriously maiming herself.

She also seems really thankful that someone still cares about her and is willing to give her money to look pretty. Vanessa gushes about the brand, “I love Candie’s because they have so many great pieces you can mix into your wardrobe. My style is very similar to the Candie’s girl style in a sense where we just want to have fun.”

Oh, how very Cyndi Lauper. Of course, the shoot turns out great because she is just having fun. Hello! This is one girl who loves stripping down and making sexy eyes for the camera more than she likes her actual “career.”

Check out the behind the scenes video of Vanessa shooting the Candies campaign after the jump!

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Selena Gomez to Vanessa Hudgens: Stop Whoring Around

There are certain kinds of discussions that you can only imagine happening from one Disney child star to another (i.e. “Is it ironic or just plain pedophile creepy if I pose for nudie photos while wearing Mickey Mouse ears?”). But apparently stars really are just like us because they de-friend people just like we do!

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After Vanessa Hudgens' supposedly rocky break-up with longtime boyfriend Zac Efron, the singer of one of the worst songs in the universe (AKA "Sneakernight"--seriously, Google that sh!t), has been out paaaaartying it up and sticking her funbags at every guy possible. Once bestie Selena Gomez doesn’t approve and, in the ultimate judgy-judgy move, the Wizards of Waverly Place star has been slowly trying to oust nude-pics-Vanessa from her squeaky-clean life.

A source tells Star magazine, “Vanessa has been jumping from guy to guy and going out multiple nights a week. Selena’s very conscious of what the public thinks, and she disapproves of Vanessa’s constant partying. It could reflect badly on her too…She’s cutting back on her calls, and texts to Vanessa, and although she’s not going to outright dis her publicly, she’s definitely phasing her out.”

Oh snap! Disney channel catfights are the GREATEST. They bring me back to middle school and the great Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff feud, a near-Shakespearean battle that could rival any rapper beef. I’m sure Ms. Gomez is far too classy to slam it down in public, but V. Hudgens? All bets are off!

Vanessa Hudgens on Coachella Pics: That's Not Cocaine, It's White Chocolate

After Vanessa Hudgens was photographed licking something white off of her fingers over the weekend, many speculated that it had to be drugs. Vanessa, 22, has a history of being tied to scandal, so many figured that a coke habit would make sense. Nessa's acting doesn't make headlines, her choices do.

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Vanessa's rep said that the white creamy substance was actually just melted chocolate. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty disappointed. Isn't there room for more than one Lindsay Lohan in Hollyweird? Dammit!

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Vanessa Hudgens is one of Many Celebrities Targeted by Hackers

Last week I called Vanessa Hudgens "a whore with low self-esteem," after a new round of her naked pictures leaked, but it turns out that I may be wrong. She's just a whore. Vanessa Hudgens may be one of over 50 celebrities who have been hacked.

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TMZ reports, The hackers who are now being investigated by the FBI have 100 active email addresses of celebrities, politicians and sports stars. They are all high-profile. The hackers have snagged nude photos and videos from female stars including Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Ali Larter and Demi Lovato.

Vanessa's pictures and videos may have been leaked by one of her former "friends." Today, Natalie Portman, Olympian skier Lindsey Vonn, Dianna Agron of Glee and more have been added to the list of victims who have been hacked. Miley Cyrus, Ali Larter, Busy Phillips and Renee Olstead have also been targeted.

I hope that no content from any of the other female celebrities will be leaked, they don't deserve to be exposed and humiliated like this. Now onto the politicians - I wanna see some Republican and Democrat dong! Which party packs more heat?! The truth may get me to switch sides. 

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Vanessa Hudgens' Nude Photos Have "Upset" the Disney Slut

Vanessa Hudgens is a whore with low self-esteem. She thinks that the only thing she has to offer to the world is her body because she doesn't have enough talent to sustain a thriving career. Is she right? Who knows. But one thing is for sure, Vanessa's first round of nude photos came out in September of 2007. It wasn't until MAY of 2008 when her lawyers began threatening bloggers to remove the images.

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Then in 2009, shortly before her film Bandslam came out, a third round of Hudgens nude photos came out. Fast forward to 2011, Vanessa has dropped thong and posed for provacative naked pictures that feature her kissing another woman and giving the camera a close up of her lady parts.

Vanessa's lawyer says: "Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to resurface.  It is particularly disturbing that whoever got a hold of these private photos seems to be intent on illegally leaking them out over a long period of time. We are actively working with law enforcement to determine who is responsible and to hold them accountable for their actions."

Sounds like Nessa's legal team doesn't have much work to do, considering that their client may be behind this.

I think that posting Vanessa's pics is just rewarding her bad behavior. We're not posting her nude photos. Websites that have posted the pics have received threatening letters from her lawyers and have since removed the images, as far as I know.

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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Inked: Butterfly Tattoo On Her Neck

Add Vanessa Hudgens' name to the list of celebrities who get simple, original, lame tattoos. Vanessa recently visited renowned tattoo artist BangBang, and had a little butterfly inked on the side of her neck.

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I'm guessing from far away it looks like someone splattered ink on her, but it probably looks really good up close. Butterflies are cute, but they're way cooler when you have spikes as its antennae, blue and orange flames as its wings, and you can't forget the 'Mom' tattoo on one of its legs. I should have told Vanessa my brilliant idea.

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Vanessa Hudgens: Sexy When Wet In Details Magazine

It's a good thing Vanessa Hudgens looks gorge in this photo shoot for Details magazine, because what she says about how she enjoys being hit on by her 'Center of the Earth'  77-year-old costar Michael Caine, who she calls 'uh-mazing,' is utterly disturbing.

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"If it was anybody else, I'd be like, 'Who the hell do you think you are?' but because it's Michael Caine, I'm like, 'Sock it to me more, baby, come on!'"

"Throughout this whole movie we're trudging through the jungle. So, of course, we're sweating. I can't tell you how much time is spent putting oil on my chest. And Evian. Spraying Evian bottles on my chest and my arms and my forehead, but mostly my chest...But Michael's always telling the makeup artists that he'll take over and do it. I. Frickin'. Love. Him."

If you're 50 years older and trying to hit on me, I'd be grossed out. I don't care who you are, that's like your grandpa making a pass at you! Just look at the pictures below and completely forget everything Vanessa said about the old fart.

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Vanessa Hudgens Replaces Britney Spears For Candies

Vanessa Hudgens is Candies girl of 2011. Britney Spears posed in numerous Candies ads since 2009 and tweeted "So fun being a Candie's Girl! Look out for the @Candiesbrand pics of their new girl, Vanessa Hudgens!"

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Replied Vanessa: "Thnx, @BritneySpears, you're a tough act to follow ...but, I'm so excited to be the new Candie's girl for 2011!! – xo"

Which in Snarky terms translates into 'Thanks, b!tch. You've had your day and your glory in the Candie's sun, now move your wrecked weave @ss over and watch the new HBIC show you how it's done.'

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