It's a good thing Vanessa Hudgens looks gorge in this photo shoot for Details magazine, because what she says about how she enjoys being hit on by her 'Center of the Earth'  77-year-old costar Michael Caine, who she calls 'uh-mazing,' is utterly disturbing.

"If it was anybody else, I'd be like, 'Who the hell do you think you are?' but because it's Michael Caine, I'm like, 'Sock it to me more, baby, come on!'"

"Throughout this whole movie we're trudging through the jungle. So, of course, we're sweating. I can't tell you how much time is spent putting oil on my chest. And Evian. Spraying Evian bottles on my chest and my arms and my forehead, but mostly my chest...But Michael's always telling the makeup artists that he'll take over and do it. I. Frickin'. Love. Him."

If you're 50 years older and trying to hit on me, I'd be grossed out. I don't care who you are, that's like your grandpa making a pass at you! Just look at the pictures below and completely forget everything Vanessa said about the old fart.

Vanessa Hudgens is Candies girl of 2011. Britney Spears posed in numerous Candies ads since 2009 and tweeted "So fun being a Candie's Girl! Look out for the @Candiesbrand pics of their new girl, Vanessa Hudgens!"

Replied Vanessa: "Thnx, @BritneySpears, you're a tough act to follow ...but, I'm so excited to be the new Candie's girl for 2011!! – xo"

Which in Snarky terms translates into 'Thanks, b!tch. You've had your day and your glory in the Candie's sun, now move your wrecked weave @ss over and watch the new HBIC show you how it's done.'

Like all of the bloggers who made the uncreative joke that Taylor Swift will write a song about Jake Gyllenhaal, I, too, made a Captain Obvious comment by saying that Zanessa would be having breakup sex to get over their breakup. Surprisingly, it seems as though that prediction may be true.

After nearly five years together, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke up last month, but they were spotted at a nightclub last night acting like a couple.

"The two showed up around 10:45 p.m. through the back entrance with a group of friends and were holding hands at different points throughout the night. They were kissing on the lips and seemed to be enjoying their night."

Beautiful people aren't supposed to break up, or at least not until after they've knocked out some babies first. 

Sadly, after years of dating, Zanessa called it quits. E! reports: The two, who started dating when they were just teenagers costarring in the hit High School Musical franchise, recently called it quits. "It's nothing dramatic," one source said. "There's no third party involved."

Says another source, "They were together for so long. It just ran its course."

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were together for like 40 years; it's time to move onto the breakup sex and get it over with. Sources do insist that "they remain friends," which means they're totally having sex right now to get through the split.

What's the longtime girlfriend of the formerly hot Zac Efron supposed to do to make headlines? Sue somebody! I suddenly have Kings of Leon's song in my head: 'You know that I could sue somebody/ Someone like www.moejackson.com!'... Nope. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Vanessa Hudgens is suing the owners of moejackson, claiming that the website posted and refused to take down nude "self portrait photographs" taken in a private home.

Vanessa's lawyers cried copyright violation. Vanessa has filed a federal lawsuit and is asking the judge for an injunction, ordering the site to take the photos down. She also wants damages.

Vanessa's lawyer threatened POTP too, and we promptly removed the images cause I would have to take nude photos of myself and start a porn site to pay for a lawsuit if the Disney slut had won. Hope it's worth it for moejackson.com.

Vanessa Hudgens looks super cute in these photos from Allure magazine. At least she's clothed and not showing off her little boobies.

Speaking of keeping her clothes on, Vanessa did comment on the nude photos of herself that hit Internet, and being questioned on if she'll ever get naked for a movie.

"Whenever anybody asks me, would I do nudity in a film, if I say that it's something I'm not comfortable with, they're like, 'Bullsh*t, you've already done it.' If anything, it makes it more embarrassing, because that was a private thing. It's screwed up that someone screwed me over like that. At least some people are learning from my mistakes."

Never say never. When you start getting older and people lose some interest in what you're doing, you'll drop the drawers and the bra for some extra attention. Just don't do it when your 80 cause old lady nips are gross.

More photos of Vanessa Hudgens naked have been released yet again. You gotta wonder if her man Zac Efron has anything to do with these pics getting out:

The girl is never gonna learn to not take naked pictures on her camera phone and I know all of you guys have no problem with it. How convenient these pics hit the net just before her new movie Bandslam is released. She's looking for some extra publicity and hype cause the movie probably sucks!

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Vanessa Hudgens, 20, knows that her best asset is her cuteness. That's about it. She can't act, can barely sing, has a hawt boyfriend Zac Efron who manages to keep her relevant, but her star power is fading. Fast.

So Vanessa wants to take on an adult role. Although she could pass for a sophomore in high school, as Eminem said in his "Guilty Conscience" song, "Yo, look at her bush? Does it got hair?" Well, we all know the answer to that question is YES, as Vanessa's pubes were exposed when her nude pics leaked.

Years after the world has already seen her goods, Vanessa says that she's more than willing to expose herself again, with the help of better lighting and professional cinematography in the mix.

Vanessa told E!

"I will show nudity in a film when the time is right. Right now, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it. When the time's right, if it's an amazing movie that I'm really passionate about and that's what it calls for, then we'll see."

Showgirls 2, anyone?

Zac tells Elle magazine that his mommy dearest gave him a stocking full of condoms after reports serviced that he visited a sex shop.

After rumors surfaced that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hit a sex shop, he says his mother overreacted.

"My mom is like, 'Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?' I was like, 'Mom, calm down, it's not a sex shop.' She wouldn't have any of it. She's like, 'I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."

Dayum! Zac's mom does not wanna be a grandmama. That's like giving your kid a license to make fuck. Don't be acting all surprised when you walk in and he's screwing some ho on the kitchen counter. Or maybe that's just my fantasy (and fear)? That's why I haven't done that yet cause the kitchen is too far from any closets where I'd need to go hide when interrupted.

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Vanessa Hudgens recently sat down with "Entertainment Weekly" to promote the CD with new album, "Identified". Here's what she had to say about Sneakernight: The strange song title sums up the video, as Vanessa and friends just spend the night, hanging out in sneakers. "When I show the video, I was like, ‘I cannot believe I'm wearing sneakers for the first time in a music video!' It was awesome."

"Sneakernight," is the first song off the "High School Musical" star's sophomore album, and appears to be an ode to, um, footwear."Put your sneakers on. We're going dancing all night long," Hudgens croons. "So are you ready? Did you eat - do you have the energy? … Don't want you passing out after a couple of hours of beats." Catchy….

I have nothing to add to this post because I know I wouldn't be able to sit through this trash, so I didn't even try. I haven't watched the video. I could never get back those few minutes of my life if I did. So not worth it.

source: b&s