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Victoria Beckham is doing little to dispel the rumors that have swirled around her potential for having an eating disorder.  Eating disorder? What are people talking about? She could drop at least 30 lbs. Heh, just kidding.

Recent pictures of Victoria will have fanorexics everywhere dropping their size 00s to fit in her latest line that Limited Too and Justice for Girls may be carrying soon.  She claims she's fine, but she feels a need to address the rumors.

'I appreciate there are young girls and women who look at me as a role model and it is untrue to say I do not eat and I am unhealthy. I have a healthy diet, a healthy lifestyle and plenty of energy to run after my three energetic boys and travel the world managing my fashion business.'

Just because you run a fashion line doesn't mean you have to fit into the sample sizes for toddlers. Toothpick Vicky's weight can't be in the triple digits.  I could fart and blow her over.       

Victoria Beckham was in Denver last week serving as a guest judge for American Idol auditions. Posh's judging got everyone speculating about whether or not she would replace Paula Abdul.

Well Victoria Beckham has arrived in Boston so that she can be a part of the show once more. This time she'll be filming spots for callbacks - where judges give singers a golden ticket to advance to Hollywood. Scratching your head? I am too cause I thought folks audition and then receive their golden ticket at the audition. But whatev.

As of now, Victoria hasn't been asked to replace Paula. Her rep said, "There are no talks of her being a permanent judge. They felt she was natural in Denver. She has fashion week coming up and she is focusing on that."

Shouldn't a crackhead replace a crackhead? Victoria's just too proper to replace Ms. Abdul; and if she does, that's only cause Simon wants to bang her.

Victoria Beckham may grace us with an appearance in the upcoming Sex & The City movie and I'm sure you're all giddy with anticipation. You know she's gonna turn that movie into a blockbuster with her phenomenal acting skills.

"She really wanted to be in the last movie but wasn’t able to take part because of her commitments with the Spice Girls. This time she’s keen to take part,’ said a source.

Two years ago Victoria said: ‘I got asked to be in the Sex And The City film, which I would love to have done.

‘But, because I am in full-on Spice Girls rehearsals, I can’t do it.’

If the producers are smart, they'll give her three lines and send her on her merry way. Any more time than that and she's gonna ruin the flick.

And for you're enjoyment I've included a few pics of Victoria & David celebrating their 10 year anniversary in the Seychelles.

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham have had individual Armani underwear ad campaigns, but they've joined bodies for the fall 2009 Emporio Armani underwear campaign.

The pics were shot in Milan, where Armani is headquartered. David Beckham and Posh's photos will be featured in fashion mags and major billboards in New York, LA, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo starting this month.

These pictures don't make me wanna watch a Beckham sex tape, and they should! Me thinks they look too much like mannequin robots. Posh looks like she's holding one in and Becks' face looks like he's trying to read a cue card but doesn't understand the words. Next.

HOLY SHIZ NUGGETS! Victoria Beckham has removed her breast implants! The surgery took place about three weeks ago. Good for her!

Posh saw a Los Angeles surgeon for her third boob job last month and had a set of implants removed to make her a smaller 34B.

She is now recovering in France.

“Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - the big hair, big boobs, fake tan - and that she has moved on since those days.

“She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.”

Posh first got her titties done in 1999 in London. She had her bubes increased from a natural size 34A to a 34D. She later went on to a 34DD.

O.M.G. that must be liberating! WOW! I don't think I've ever heard of any female celebrity removing her breast implants. I'm in awe. Pamela Anderson did it, and then she put them right back in. I don't know Vicki on a personal level, but I'm so proud of her for this.

Sadly I feel like I haven't been hearing about or seeing enough of my beloved Posh Spice. Luckily Victoria Beckham has teamed up with Armani and she's come out with some sexy underwear ads. Here's her latest batch. Victoria unveiled her 20-feet tall ad at the Macy's in NYC today. Her body has looked a bit too rock hard in her last campaign, me thinks, but Posh looks more svelte and supple this time around. Heh. I sound like I wanna eff everyone. It's a curse, all, hope you don't mind it.

Victoria also posed in front of her ribs pic and she looks like she's about to fall over. She's gonna get sclerosis if she doesn't cut that mess out.

Is she taking style cues from the airlines? Victoria Beckham looks ready to pilot her own posh plane in her military-inspired ensemble on Thursday at Los Angeles International Airport.

I love Posh's outfit. It's just as over the top glam as she is, but check out all that chisel in her jaw? Not cute.

Victoria Beckham has earned her third Vogue cover in a year!

All of Victoria's pictures are stunning. I could practically climax to this shit... hmmm, fantasies of clothes and heels I won't make enough money in my lifetime to afford. OH! YES! Baby!

David Beckham isn't the only one modeling for Amani. His wife and Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham is getting in on the action.

Personally I think she looks fab from the neck down. Her haircut looks like a little boy. Not sexy! Well unless you are a pedophile.

Whatever is on top of Posh's head looks like the hybrid of a toupee and a mullet.

I'd like to think the reason behind this mess is a quickie with her man on her way to dinner in Milan.