David Beckham and Victoria Beckham have had individual Armani underwear ad campaigns, but they've joined bodies for the fall 2009 Emporio Armani underwear campaign.

The pics were shot in Milan, where Armani is headquartered. David Beckham and Posh's photos will be featured in fashion mags and major billboards in New York, LA, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo starting this month.

These pictures don't make me wanna watch a Beckham sex tape, and they should! Me thinks they look too much like mannequin robots. Posh looks like she's holding one in and Becks' face looks like he's trying to read a cue card but doesn't understand the words. Next.

HOLY SHIZ NUGGETS! Victoria Beckham has removed her breast implants! The surgery took place about three weeks ago. Good for her!

Posh saw a Los Angeles surgeon for her third boob job last month and had a set of implants removed to make her a smaller 34B.

She is now recovering in France.

“Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - the big hair, big boobs, fake tan - and that she has moved on since those days.

“She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.”

Posh first got her titties done in 1999 in London. She had her bubes increased from a natural size 34A to a 34D. She later went on to a 34DD.

O.M.G. that must be liberating! WOW! I don't think I've ever heard of any female celebrity removing her breast implants. I'm in awe. Pamela Anderson did it, and then she put them right back in. I don't know Vicki on a personal level, but I'm so proud of her for this.

Sadly I feel like I haven't been hearing about or seeing enough of my beloved Posh Spice. Luckily Victoria Beckham has teamed up with Armani and she's come out with some sexy underwear ads. Here's her latest batch. Victoria unveiled her 20-feet tall ad at the Macy's in NYC today. Her body has looked a bit too rock hard in her last campaign, me thinks, but Posh looks more svelte and supple this time around. Heh. I sound like I wanna eff everyone. It's a curse, all, hope you don't mind it.

Victoria also posed in front of her ribs pic and she looks like she's about to fall over. She's gonna get sclerosis if she doesn't cut that mess out.

Is she taking style cues from the airlines? Victoria Beckham looks ready to pilot her own posh plane in her military-inspired ensemble on Thursday at Los Angeles International Airport.

I love Posh's outfit. It's just as over the top glam as she is, but check out all that chisel in her jaw? Not cute.

Victoria Beckham has earned her third Vogue cover in a year!

All of Victoria's pictures are stunning. I could practically climax to this shit... hmmm, fantasies of clothes and heels I won't make enough money in my lifetime to afford. OH! YES! Baby!

David Beckham isn't the only one modeling for Amani. His wife and Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham is getting in on the action.

Personally I think she looks fab from the neck down. Her haircut looks like a little boy. Not sexy! Well unless you are a pedophile.

Whatever is on top of Posh's head looks like the hybrid of a toupee and a mullet.

I'd like to think the reason behind this mess is a quickie with her man on her way to dinner in Milan.

I'm so glad Victoria Beckham has gained weight. This could have been very scary news; Posh also looks gorgeous with her new haircut.

Victoria Beckham has signed on to launch Giorgio Armani's new global Emporio Armani underwear collection, out next spring.

"Who better than Victoria Beckham to launch our new global Emporio Armani underwear campaign?" Armani said in a press release. "Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women's underwear business."

Her husband David recently got nearly naked in new ads for Emporio Armani's autumn/winter 2009 collection.

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British police have arrested a housekeeper for Victoria and David Beckham after treasured possessions belonging to the couple allegedly ended up on eBay.

"It has come as a terrible shock to Victoria and David. They have been told not to talk about it now because of legal action."

The stolen items, including Posh's dresses and David's sporting memorabilia, were stolen from their 24-acre English mansion and estate called "Beckingham Palace," located North of London in Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire.

The BBC reports that Eric Emmett, 55, and his wife June, 56, were busted on suspicion of theft and released on bail. A 25-year-old man was also arrested and released in connection to the crime.

Ebay says they're working with the po-po and they do not tolerate the sale of stolen items on its site.

Don't you just hate it when someone steals your shit?!!! It makes you feel dirty, like someone's greasy hands were all over your possessions. It feels surreal and it's very upsetting. But then to have your stuff posted for sale on eBay? Well, that just means these jerks are amateurs and should go to jail for a long time just as punishment for extreme stupidity and gross negligence of creativity.

I hope the Beckhams get their stuff back.

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‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women's clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.

‘She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.'She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poop at home.'

Whatever works...

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You can purchase nightingale powder here.