Daddy Dude is a daddy for the fifth time! Longtime girlfriend Victoria Prince, 28, pushed out another one of Kevin Federline's children. She named her daughter Jordan Kay. Jordan was born on Monday night.

In April, Kevin Federsperm said: "[Victoria] said that she wanted to name her Jordan. And then, we actually thought that it was a boy, but we stuck with the name Jordan." 

Kevin claims that he does want to get married again. "I will wait until I have the courage to propose."

This is only the beginning for Daddy Dude. His super sperm isn't done fertilizing eggs yet. I predict that he'll have at least two more kids, all supported by Brit Brit's child support payments. I'd wish these tools congrats, but I don't have it in me. Women need to stop having Kevin's children until he finds the courage to marry his chicks before busting a nut without protection.

Kevin Federline has his fifth baby due this summer, and with the new addition to the family he's almost ready to propose to his delusional girlfriend Victoria Prince. Speaking with Us Weekly about the future Federline fetus and his relationship with Victoria, K-Fed says there's "No wedding is in the works at all," but he does want to get married.

Kevin hasn't proposed to Victoria and he's not going to do so "until I have the courage to propose."

Don't hold your breath Victoria, he's not getting down on bended knee and proposing.  He gets $20,000 a month from Britney Spears for alimony until death or he remarries and you know he's not going to screw himself out of that monthly check. Victoria should move on to a real man right now because K-Fart isn't going to put a ring on it. 

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One person who doesn't seem to care whether Kevin Federline pops out another kid with yet another woman is Shar Jackson. Since news broke that Kevin's girlfriend Victoria Prince is pregnant, Shar says people want to know if she has a comment on Kevin's baby news.

"And I'm like, 'Yeah, I have a comment. I need to go home and cook for my own kids!' "

Shar has moved way beyond Kevin, but she wishes the best for Victoria and Daddy Dude.

"I've got my own family to worry about, I can't really be worried about what's going on with anybody else. Good for them, and of course I wish them well."

As long as she's getting child support from Kevin Federline she's not worried, but I am. We're being over-populated with tiny little Federlines! If I had the money, I'd put a hit on his balls. Somebody needs to castrate that fool before any more damage is done.

We all knew it was only a matter of time!

The National Enquirer reported that Kevin Federline knocked up his longtime girlfriend Victoria Prince the other day. Now various outlets, including People magazine, all report that Victoria Prince is preggers.

E! news reports that Victoria is about five months along. 

Federline divorced Spears, 29, in 2007, and they share sons Sean, 5, and Jayden, 4. The former dancer also has two kids with ex Shar Jackson: daughter Kori, 8, and son Kaleb, 6.

I feel nauseous. Kevin Federsperm needs to get a job! You also have to wonder if Victoria actually wanted to get pregnant or if she just happened to fall asleep while naked and sharing a bed with Daddy Dude. Even if Victoria was on birth control, it wouldn't matter.  When you're banging the Sperminator, the jizz always wins.

Who wants to join me in taking Kevin Federline hostage and cutting off his nuts with a plastic knife? Fat boy has done the unthinkable and knocked up his girlfriend, Victoria Prince.

Sources say Victoria suspected she was prego after a trip to Vegas in mid-October and confirmed it after taking a home pregnancy test. Kevin isn't thrilled to be a daddy for the fifth time, and word on the street is that Britney Spears is not a happy camper about the pregnancy either.

"Britney never wanted Kevin to have another child unless it was with her," revealed a source. "She desperately wants to have a baby girl, and she had hoped Kevin would be the dad."

Beggars can't be choosers! If Britney doesn't want him to have children with some other dumb ho who is stupid enough to allow his sperm in her vagina, then she should have had him fixed while they were together. She could have put some of his little swimmers on ice until she was ready to have another. And why does she want to have more kids with him anyway? 

Daddy Dude and his skinny girlfriend Victoria Prince celebrated Kevin Federline's birfday at Club Greenhouse in New York City last night. Notice how Daddy Dude is just standing there looking all awkward around all those people who don't have a gut or moobs?