Bret Michaels is basically a male prostitute, the only difference is that he doesn't sleep with men and he isn't compensated for giving infections. Burn, hiss. Men like Bret disgust me because they are, you guessed it... disgusting.
Bret will sleep with anything that moves and has a hole in it; and Tish Cyrus meets all the right criteria. Miley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray and her mother Tish are getting divorced after 17 years of marriage and Bret's penis may have contributed to the breakup.
Bret appeared on Fox & Friends this week where he was asked if he banged Tish. Bret doesn't give direct eye contact, but claims that "The answer is no" before abruptly changing the subject. Translation: Bret hit that and I hope he used a condom. Even so, Tish needs to get her @ss to the clinic immediately.
I'm also wondering if Bret removes the bandanna and the wig when he gets his f*ck on. That information would help to determine if Tish was drunk or drugged at the time, cause who wants to bone someone who goes partially incognito in the sack?
Jump in for the unconvincing denial at the 1:18 mark.

























