Videos (Page 5)

Britney Spears' new video for 'I Wanna Go' premiered today and it's a 10 on the cheese factor. It starts off with Britney taking stupid questions from reporters and after receiving a ridiculous questions about her hating puppies, Britney throws out a few f*ck yous to press before storming out. She flashes a cop, gets felt up during a search, and ultimately takes out the paparazzi with her stealth microphone. And would you believe the paparazzi are actually robots? Huh, who knew?

This video is craptastic at best. You can check out Britney's 'I Wanna Go' make a horrible video video after the jump!

My panties have exploded! Kidding, or totally not. The great love of my life, Adam Levine, and Christina Aguilera performed their new song "Moves Like Jagger" on last night's episode of "The Voice." I wasn't able to watch last night's show cause I'm on vacation, but I'm convinced that the Internet was made for occasions like this. Thank you YouTube!

Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive, and there are so many layers to his hotness. He's scrawny and not very tall in person, but he's pretty much like a human vibrator: When you're with him, its guaranteed to be a good time. With lyrics like this, is anyone still wondering why chicks lose their friggin' minds over this dude?

And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss me ’til you’re drunk
And I’ll show you all
All the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger

I don’t need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you
With them moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger

Show me those moves!!! Jump in for the hot performance.

If a chick walks around with her hair looking like this, you shouldn't get within a 3-yard radius of her snatch. Unluckily for some random San Jose, California fan, Britney Spears wrapped her legs around him and gave a lethargic "lap dance."

Britney Spears Lapdance

The reason why this wasn't sexy is because he didn't smell like bacon, which didn't motivate Brit Brit to give more face to face action.

If I had to name some of the least sexy pop stars of all time, Spears would be within my top five, right below Courtney Love and Tracy Chapman. When you have to borrow a stranger's phone to tell daddy you're coming home late when you wanna spend the night, you're practically begging a guy to suddenly say he has whiskey dick.

My favorite crackhead tried to pull herself together for a concert this weekend and totally failed. Amy Winehouse stumbled and mumbled through her performance in Belgrade, Serbia this weekend and it was so bad, fans had a hard time figuring out what songs she was singing, and they booed her while she was on stage.

"It was horrible," said Ivana Bilic, a fan. "She should have canceled the whole thing, rather than appear at all like this."

While performing 'Disaster', Amy was all over the place and seemed like she hardly had a clue what was going on. I hope this b!tch gets her shiz together because she's wasting serious talent with her singing, but she can toke on a crack pipe or chug alcohol like a champ! Get your priorities straight, woman.

You can watch Amy's hideous performance of 'Disaster' after the jump!

Lady Gaga's "The Edge of Glory" video has hit the Internet and I was only able to force myself to get through the first 3 minutes of it because it's so boring. The main star of the video is Gaga's hideous wig that she swooshes around repeatedly.

Gaga annoys me. Immensely. I don't buy into her "be yourself, Monsters" bullsh!t either because she has a great figure. She sells sex. Any chick who doesn't look like Gaga won't wanna "be herself" or feel good about herself after watching Gaga shaking her T&A in all of her videos and performances. I also think I'm trippin' hard right now cause I couldn't get this garbage outta my head the other day.

Edge of Glory

Even though I’m pretty sure Vanessa Hudgens spends most of her time not wearing anything, the singer-actress is at least trying to pretend that sometimes she actually wears underwear and stuff.

In her new Candie’s campaign for Kohl’s, Vanessa gets down in some purple lingerie, while doing things like dancing and ironing and blowing bubble gum like she’s just that innocent. Miraculously enough, Vanessa manages to do all three things at once without seriously maiming herself.

She also seems really thankful that someone still cares about her and is willing to give her money to look pretty. Vanessa gushes about the brand, “I love Candie’s because they have so many great pieces you can mix into your wardrobe. My style is very similar to the Candie’s girl style in a sense where we just want to have fun.”

Oh, how very Cyndi Lauper. Of course, the shoot turns out great because she is just having fun. Hello! This is one girl who loves stripping down and making sexy eyes for the camera more than she likes her actual “career.”

Check out the behind the scenes video of Vanessa shooting the Candies campaign after the jump!

Shania Twain was on her way out to center stage at the CMT Awards to present the award for best male video of the year when she took a painful tumble on the slippery floor. Shania dusted herself off and let out a few giggles before getting on with the presentation.

After the show, Shania posted a message on Twitter letting everyone know she was okay.

"I'm here to tell you that I now realize I don't need a stunt double… to wipe out on my way to the CMT Awards stage. "I didn't hurt myself. I have a bit of s sore stomach. That's about it."

Shania's sure it was her shoes that did her in and she plans on getting rid of them asap!

"I'm going to auction off those shoes actually! I want to get rid of them as soon as I can," she said. "I never want to see those shoes again. Or maybe I'll keep them as a souvenir."

When you fall, you hope nobody sees you do it, but poor Shania had millions of people watching her bust her @ss. You can check out Shania taking her nasty fall after the jump!

The Parents Television Council claims that Rihanna's "Man Down" video features a "cold, calculated execution of murder."

Another watchdog group ... "Industry Ears" says, "If Chris Brown shot a woman in his new video and BET premiered it, the world would stop. Rihanna should not get a pass ..." The PTC is all the more outraged that Rihanna tweeted her fans that the video contained, "a very strong underlying message 4 girls like me."

Just hours ago, Rihanna posted many tweets from fans who connected with the video. I wanna hate, but I won't. If Rihanna's fans feel empowered by this bullsh!t, than good for them. And the PTC shouldn't worry about the video. Anyone who thinks they can just kill someone and get away with it is dumb and will probably end up in jail for something anyway. 

Props to Rihanna for tackling a serious issue and not just relying on selling sex this time! Jump in for the controversial video.

Paris Hilton made an appearance with her mother Kathy on Piers Morgan Tonight last night, and touched on normal Paris topics such as growing up as a Hilton, building her empire, and that little sex tape that helped catapult her even further into the spotlight when it was released in 2002. Paris says she trusted her ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon, whom she made the sex tape with, thinking he wouldn't release it, and says it has given her a bad reputation.

"Now when people look at me they think that I'm something I'm not just because of one incident one night with someone who I was in love with.

"People assume 'Oh, she's a slut' because of one thing that happened to me and it's hard because I'll have to live with that for the rest of my life and explain it to my children. And it's something that's changed my life forever and I'll never be able to erase it."

Actually Paris, it wasn't just the sex tape that gave you the slutty image.... Going out on the town without panties and giving paparazzi clear shots of your vag on numerous occasions might have something to do with it, along with the school bus load worth of men you've been linked to in the last few years.

Kathy Hilton still hurts over Paris' sex tape and starts to break down, while Paris discusses her homemade porn flick which Paris says is "the most embarrassing, humiliating thing that has ever happened to me in my life."

Check out a clip of Paris discussing the sex tape and the repercussions, after the jump!

Photos: WENN

Scotty wins! Scotty wins! It came down to just Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina, but Scotty's country pipes took the title of American Idol. After winning the competition, Scotty, who was obviously overwhelmed, said, "It's been a year since me and Lauren Alaina tried out. Me and her have been together since day 1 and we're gonna stay together and this is just.. Never in my wildest dreams. I gotta thank the lord first, he got me here. "

Scotty McCreery Wins American Idol

He couldn't hold it together while singing his single 'I Love You This Big,' but what do you expect? I'd be in the fetal position peeing my pants if I was crowned the big winner! Congratulations Scotty!