Always the subtle artist, Lady Gaga has created another lengthy music video. "Born This Way" is a 7 minutes and 20 seconds long video that tells the story of a government-owned space territory that's accepting of the human race.
In a voiceover that plays during a child birth scene, Gaga says:
"As the wombs numbered and the mitosis of the future began, it was perceived that this infamous moment in life is not temporal, it is eternal. and thus began the the beginning of the new race, a race within the race of humanity, a race which bears no prejudice, no judgment, but boundless freedom."
Well he may be a train wreck, but I have to agree with Charlie Sheen on the statement above. But, er, uh... is Charlie aware that he is also a bit mentally retarded as are all of his opinions?! Charlie appeared on The Today Show and Good Morning America this morning to defend himself, claiming that although he has four children under the age of 10, he is not ashamed of his behavior. "God no. Talk about an education!"
“Come Wednesday morning, they’re going to rename [the studio] Charlie Brothers and not Warner Brothers… take it or leave it. Defeat is not an option.”
So basically Charlie is the master and CBS execs are his slaves. Makes sense. I hope he never stops giving interviews.
"The Hangover" was a great movie, and what's better than Bradley Cooper's hot sexual self keeping your eyes glued? This is a little teaser for what's to come. Even though it's a major cock block, you can't help but drool while Bradley's on screen. Yum, yum!
Cameron Diaz and her ex-beau Justin Timberlake have teamed up together for the new film 'Bad Teacher'. In the flick Cameron plays a foul mouthed pot smoking teacher who's totally over her job and wants to find a rich man to take care of her. Cue Justin as the new substitute teacher who comes from a family of money. Cameron thinks she found her man and is under the impression she needs to get a boob job to win him over.
Jason Segel also stars in the comedy as the gym teacher, and he's sure to bring plenty of laughs. I'd hold his ball sack any day. Since Cameron's throwing f*ck around left and right throughout the preview, I've posted the video after the jump.
Christina Aguilera sang her little heart out for an Aretha Franklin tribute along with Jennifer Hudson, Ms. Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine, Martina McBride, and Yolanda Adams. Her performance was just as great as an Xtina performance could be, and then she had a huge slip and almost fell on her face. This is one week after she effed up the National Anthem lyrics at the Super Bowl. She needs to chill on the live television performances until she gets herself together.
Being the spokeswhores that they are, Pauly D and 'The Situation' teamed up with Justin Bieber to promote his new movie 'Never Say Never.' While looking like complete sh!t, Pauly D says his hair won't stand up anymore and he can't stop buying purple pants, saying "I think I've got Bieber fever! I've gotta watch this movie!" Just then, Justin walks in and hands him a ticket to his movie before doing some fist pumping.
Of course, we can't do shameless promoting without 'The Situation,' who schools viewers on the guide to pimpin.' The Sitch considers Justin's movie being released on Valentine's Day as the 'Situation zone,' which Mike points out is in the back of the theater... Where I'm sure he's getting less action than he does on the Jersey Shore.
Pauly D should never be allowed to wear his hair like that again, and Mike needs to stop kidding himself and give up on thinking he's a pimp! The 'Jersey Shore' crew is known for whoring themselves out so I'm guessing we'll be seeing more of these promos from the other 'Shore' kids. I'm hoping the Snooki promo has something to do with pickles!
Rihanna may be the sexiest woman in music today. Don't believe me? Check out her "S&M" video and tell me that this chick isn't sexy. Rihanna's new video looks like Katy Perry had her imprint all over it. It's visually stunning and so much fun that you almost forget that you're listening to a song. I love this woman's confidence. I just can't get enough.
Do you know who makes a cameo appearance toward the beginning of the video? Jump in for the answer and to check out "S&M" for yourself!
It was a union of the Bergs on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Jesse Eisenberg, Andy Samberg, and Mark Zuckerberg appeared together for a very memorable opening monologue skit. Jesse, who plays Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network in case you've been living in a cave, has always said that he didn't meet Mark. So while Jesse was reading his cue cards, "The Zuck" came out.
Jesse is so adorable and so is Mark. Ya, Mark won't be in the running for any Academy Awards anytime soon, but that's what I find so refreshing about him. He's a nerd and he's not really trying to hide it.
Chris Medina is one guy with not only a great voice, but also an amazing story about life and love. Chris and his girlfriend have been together for 8 years and engaged for nearly three years. They had made a vow to get married two years after they became engaged, but in October 2009, Juliana was in a car accident and suffered a traumatic brain injury. Chris never gave up hope and knew she would make it. After being in a coma for over a month, Juliana woke up.
"I was about to make vows just two months from the accident. Through thick and thin, till death do us part, in sickness and in health, for better or worse. What kind of guy would I be if I walked out and she needed me the most?"
"If I were to make it to Hollywood, I feel like it would get her to be happy about something again. I think I would have already won. I'd felt like I'd already won something."
After Chris sang 'Break Even', the judges met his girlfriend and while Steven Tyler introduced himself he said "I just heard your fiancee sing and he's so good. You know cause he sings to you all the time. That's why he sings so good is because he sings to you."
Seriously that was a tearjerker that was quickly replaced with a smile when they announced Chris was going to Hollywood! Congrats Chris, and good luck!
This feel good story is based right here in my town of Columbus, Ohio. Homeless man Ted Williams can be seen standing on the corner of Hudson Avenue, holding a sign that says he has the God given gift of voice. Looking at this guy, you could never imagine the amazing, robust TV personality voice that comes out of his mouth. You've got to hear it to believe it.
Now that he has been broadcast all over the Internet and interviewed on today’s episode of “The Morning Zoo” on local Ohio station WNCI, Ted has received numerous offers to use his God-given gift. Here's a small list of what has reportedly been put on the table for Ted:
The Cleveland Cavaliers: A representative of the Cavs called into "The Morning Zoo" to offer Williams a full-time voice-over job and a house.
The NFL: No offer has been made yet, but a director of post-production from the NFL told The Columbus Dispatch,"My boss said to me: 'If you don't get him hired, you're fired.' ...I can't make any guarantees, but I'd love to get him some work."
The Ohio Credit Union League: Also on WNCI, Williams was offered a $10,000 opportunity to do voice-over work for the Ohio Credit Union League, pending a background check.
MTV: Someone claiming to be from MTV called in to "The Morning Zoo" to say that they'd love to work with Williams.
ESPN: According to WNCI, ESPN has expressed interest in Williams too.
Radio: A Pennsylvania radio station is apparently interested in Williams.
Giving back: The television station WBNS-TV wants to use Williams as a narrator for “One Day To End Homelessness,” a telethon planned for January 31.
Ted admits he has struggled with drugs but has been sober for two years and is looking forward to getting his life back on track. Here's to an awesome and rewarding new year for Ted Williams!
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