The one thing no one can say about Lady Gaga is that she's boring. The former stripper turned pop star loves to show off her body in her videos. Good move. With a busted face like Gaga's, ya goota do what works.
Lady Gaga is so eccentric, I barely heard any music in this video. The visuals were way too distracting. Gaga is good at entertaining the masses, but I'd love to see her tone it the hell down!
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The much-hyped salacious Gossip Girl threesome episode aired last night. I thought it would include Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf, but instead of seeing Ed Westwick and Leighton Meester go all "one, two, three" on us, it was Dan, Vanessa and Hilary Duff (Olivia Burke).
It all started when Dan and Vanessa wanted Olivia to enjoy the complete "college experience," since she had to leave school, which led to a to-do list for the famous actress and NYU student. The last thing on the things-to-do-in-college list was "have a threesome."
They all partied and got drunk which led to some tongue down throat action. The grown folk's business proceeds to the bedroom and Olivia, Vanessa and Dan are found laying in bed as Olivia discovers that she no longer has to leave college to film a movie. This means there's a lot of potential for Vanessa to become jealous of Olivia's f*ckship with Dan. I love it. The plot is pretty brilliant.
Next week Nate tells Dan that the third person in a threesome isn't supposed to be someone that you know. True! They're such amateurs.
The video of the hookup is after the jump.
Carrie Prejean is promoting her new book "Still Standing" and she appeared on the Today Show this morning. Since pageant officials said that Prejean is a solo porn star, we rather have her discuss her masturbation video than her book.
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Carrie's trying to make being a hypocritical slut a political issue, natch. She also claims that if Keith Oberman said things about Sonya Sotomayor or Michelle Obama like he had said about her, "he would be off the air" immediately. It's nice to know that Carrie puts herself in the same category as the First Lady and the first Latina Supreme Court Justice. I'm also becoming more fluent with her language. She claimed that her and the other Miss USA contestants were thrilled that Donald Trump "meeted us."
My ears!
IS CARRIE PREJEAN A HYPOCRITE?
It's almost like Carrie Prejean had a sparkle in her eye when she discussed her "embarrassing" sex tape. Doesn't she look like a proud mama? Seriously, this is not the face of shame.
Carrie is promoting her new book "Still Standing" and the former Miss California was interviewed on Fox's Sean Hannity show. I transcribed Carrie's comments on her masturbation video below because I find the San Diego native that entertaining. She believes "in opposite marriage" and she sent a masturbation video to the boyfriend that she "cared about and loved about." Carrie has her own language in which I hope to become fluent.
Carrie said:
"It was the biggest mistake of my life. I was all by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time who I loved and cared about a video of me. Yeah, I was a teenager at the time. Never did I think it would ever come out, but it was bad judgment and it's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this now on national TV, can you imagine? But you know what, you have to take responsibility for it and I am. I'm taking total responsibility for it. I was alone sending it to my boyfriend who I cared about and loved about at the time. When you're young, you think 'this is the one.' You know, never did I think it would come and just slap me in the face."
No word on whether or not Carrie's a virgin. Without her masturbation tape, I'm sure she would have tried to claim she's a V-card owner when asked about her commitment to god.
Conan O'Brien and William Shatner gave another musical tribute with Levi Johnston as their inspiration, but this time around they apologized.
Levi's manager said that if the Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien doesn't retract its skit they're going to file a lawsuit!
"The real Levi is very angry with us," O'Brien announced to his giggling audience.
Conan used his opening monologue to issue a personal apology to Levi "for misrepresenting him in any way." Conan added, "We wish him the best of luck as he trains for his upcoming naked photo shoot."
The mocking continued in a skit that included "some real verified quotes" from Johnston. You can check 'em both out after the jump.
Leighton Meester's debut single is "Somebody to Love," a lackluster track that features Robin Thicke. In the video, the Gossip Girl is seen wearing mostly bras or lingerie.
Leighton Meester is trying way too hard to be sexy cause she can't sing. I hate to break it to her, but there's only room for one Britney Spears. And if her typical method of finding a boyfriend includes grinding on a stranger in some elevator, that's not searching for love, that's begging for an STD.
Aside from sounding like a man who sucked in a few gallons of helium and possessing the posture of a hunchback cripple, I don't find much to be appalled by in this new Miley Cyrus interview.
Although the lyrics in "Party in the USA" suggest otherwise, Miley Cyrus has "never heard a Jay-Z song in [her] entire life" and she "doesn't listen to pop music," which is probably a lie, btw. She dated a Jonas brother, she performs at Top 40 radio stations concerts,... she's familiar with pop music. Miley also claims that "Party in the USA" isn't her "style" of music. B*tch is just trying to sound edgy.
Miley also reveals that she sang "Party in the USA" for her clothing line only. Translation: Miley Cyrus is here to take yo money, honey, and she doesn't care if you know it!
Taylor Swift hosted her much hyped SNL show on Saturday and she was pretty brilliant. If Taylor was nervous, it didn't show, not even slightly. She had a funny opening monologue that only got better as she strummed along.
Joe Jonas was shamed, Kanye West was mocked, and Taylor Lautner got an air kiss and a wink.
Another portion of the 20/20 interview with Rihanna aired this morning on Good Morning America. In the video she talks about what made Chris Brown snap the night he beat her. Rihanna says she saw a text on his phone from another woman and when she confronted him about it, he lied. She said she wouldn't drop it and he just kept lying about the text message and it escalated to the point Chris got violent.
Rihanna also said Chris had "no soul in his eyes" after he beat her. He was blacked out and there was no person when she looked at him. The entire interview airs tonight at 10 pm.
Rihanna says that she's strong, but that she was weak to reconcile with Chris Brown after he beat her. Rihanna says that she was so "embarrassed" that the world knows that she was in love with an abuser. RiRi also says that most women return to their attacker because they don't want violence to be the last memory that they have of their partner. She then begins to tear up when she thinks of the dangerous message that she sent to her female fans when she took Chris Brown back.
Regardless of Rihanna's motives, I'm glad she is speaking out. Rihanna has fans who may actually listen to her. If she's able to get even one woman to leave an abuser, than that's all that matters.
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