Archive for the 'Videos' Category

Britney Spears Thanks Her Fans For Buying Her Mediocre Album

December 11th, 2008


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Jessica Biel Stripper Video - Powder Blue Video Trailer, Full

December 10th, 2008

Jessica Biel works the pole like a pro in her new film Powder Blue and she’s got the perfect assets for the gig. Good job!


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My Friend Serena Collects “Gay Men Like Purses”

December 9th, 2008

And she loves purses. After watching this video, you won’t wonder why. After all the wonderful Beyonce Single Ladies YouTube videos, some gay dude took it to a whole other level! He covers Britney Spears’ Circus and he must have burned 90 calories by flinging his neck alone. Does he think he’s the male version of Brit Brit? He flails his arms just like her, but he is so dramatic. And why was I turned on when he was rubbin’ down his nether regions in the shower?!

Watch him strip! And make sure you stick around until the end when someone appears, forcing him to shut his strip tease down. Why are all these sluts so low budget?


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Samantha Ronson Says 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord is Unattractive

December 8th, 2008

Is this some pot calling the kettle black shit or is Samantha Ronson actually cuter than AnnaLynne McCord? Ha.

Original Video- More videos at TinyPicPhoto of Samantha Ronson Says 90210s AnnaLynne McCord is Unattractive


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Jizz in My Pants SNL Video

December 8th, 2008


Saturday Night Live has been funny again, at least for the past few seasons. Ironically, a lot of the best skits feature Justin Timberlake. It’s almost like he’s becoming a regular. We wouldn’t mind.

“Jizz in My Pants” stars Andy Samberg as a haughty faux European club-goer who gets a little too excited in an encounter with model Molly Sims. Jorma Taccone is Samberg’s equally excitable friend. He loses his load at the checkout counter with sexy cashier Jamie Lynn Sigler. Justin Timberlake makes a cameo as a maintenance guy at 1:13.

“Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut. Plus it’s your fault you were rubbing my butt. I’m very sensitive some would say that’s a plus. Now I’ll go home and change…

“When we’re holding hands, it’s like having sex to me. You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy.”

The hilarious skit was written by The Lonely Island, a sketch comedy group made up of Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer. The trio is also responsible for “Dick In a Box.” You can watch more of their work on their website and YouTube channel.

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Paris Hilton and Her New BFF Brittany Walk the Red Carpet

December 5th, 2008


Brittany seems like the most grounded of all the Paris Hilton My New BFF contestants and Paris adores her. I think they’re a perfect match.

I would cringe while I would watch Vanessa. The woman doesn’t have any self-respect. What a super stalker, annoying lil teeny bopper fan! Brittany is also the right choice because she’s not gorgeous. Paris won’t have anyone steal her thunder. Brittany looks hot and fug depending on the angle of the camera or the day, just like me. :) It’s a gift.

After the finale where Paris’ friends met Brittany, it just made me like Brittany even more. She’s a sweet, down to earth chick anyone would love. Congrats to Paris and Brittany!


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Lily Allen’s New Music Video, “The Fear”

December 4th, 2008


My fave line, “I am a weapon of massive consumption and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function.” Uh, scratch that, I love all the lyrics.

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cuz everyone knows that’s how you get famous

I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear

Life’s about film stars and less about mothers
It’s all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic
and that’s what makes my life so f***ing fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function
I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear

Bridge
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I’m getting thinner

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear


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In Case You Didn’t Watch This Yesterday, Here’s Prop 8 The Musical

December 4th, 2008


Doogie Howser steals the show.


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