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TMZ has exclusively obtained a picture of reunited train wreck, puffy-eyed ex couple Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, taken on Tuesday at Joe's Crab Shack in Alpharetta, GA.

Whitney and Bobby "sat at table 103 and had a good time."

Since finalizing their divorce in April, Bobby has been spotted hanging out with music video ho Superhead, while Whitney's been linked with Kim K sex video ho Ray J. Nice to see they're trading up!

I'm speechless. I hope they're just being friendly. Clive Davis won't help Whitney with her comeback if she turns into a crackhead again. Trying to deny hitting the pipe by asking Clive, "Where are the receipts?! Show me the receipts!" isn't going to work.

Bobby's in Australia on tour right now and beefed up his security while he's overseas. He's been freaking out about Bin Laden ever since he heard that Osama wanted to kill him so he could bang Whitney. I didn't realize he had enough fans to even need security.

"I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power."Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they'd take it seriously."

Ticketbuyers didn't and showed up, but they didn't take Brown seriously, either. The singer took off his shirt at one point "unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso [and mysteriously wet crotch]" and the audience screamed with laughter, but were dead silent when he tried to get them to do a "call and response," wrote one reviewer in the Herald Sun.

"Mysteriously wet crotch".... Hahaha! Gawd shave your ballsack every now and then Bobby! I guess I shouldn't really laugh since I get mysteriously wet crotch while I work out my abdominally challenged torso at the gym.

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Whitney Houston and Bobby Browns divorce will be official on April 24th.

An Orange County judge granted Houston a divorce yesterday, and sole custody of their 14-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. In the ten-minute hearing, Judge Franz Miller ruled that the divorce would become final on April 24, and that Houston will have custody of the couple's only child.

In court, Houston testified, that Brown was an unreliable father. "If he says he's going to come, sometimes he does. Usually he doesn't," she told the judge.

Houston wept as the decision was announced, and did not talk to reporters afterwards..

I'm gonna miss these two whack jobs together! How many other celebrity husbands are gonna talk about pulling poo out of their wife's butt? Who pulls poo out of their lovers butts anyway?

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TMZ is saying that Vivid entertainment has offered Ray-J a four-picture deal to star in some pornos. Ray-J is only supposed to direct in the flicks, not bang.

A rep at the porno company said,

"Our first conversations were very uncomfortable, but after continuing to talk, the possibility was definitely in the air."

Vivid is also responsible for buying Ray-J's sex tape with Kim Kardashian! Sounds strange to me. Sell us one video, direct four more. Shady, or a good deal?

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43-year-old diva Whitney Houston and 26-year-old sex tape star Ray J were in Beverly Hills on Wednesday to wine and dine.

After dinner, an annoyed Whitney pushed through the waiting paparazzi as she tried to get to her car, yelling "Get out of my way! Why you in my face like that!?" - Go head now sistah gurl.

As Ray J headed toward his ride, a giddy Whitney began blowing kisses to her young friend and repeatedly motioned for him to call her.

Not yet ready to leave his urban cougar for the night, Ray-J then ran back to Whitney's car and begged her to take a ride with him in his Lamborghini.

Though she said "that sh*t is off the chain," referring to his wheels of course, she only agreed to drive with him later, "when it's low key."

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Whitney Houston and Ray-J were spotted at a private party in Vegas last night. Unfortunately, someone thought the twosome were mother and son! Ouch.

Ray-J is desperately trying to become famous after selling his sex-tape with Kim Kardashian for $1 million.

I really like these two together. I don't trust Whitney's judgement, so she might as well start pluckin' the young ones out.

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Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown spent Grammy night together with their daughter, Bobbi Christina, at the famous Italian restaurant, Dan Tana's in Beverly Hills. And why shouldn't they? It's not like either of them were nominated for anything.

Houston filed for divorce from Brown last October. Just last week, she asked the courts to fast-track the divorce... but that didn't stop them from Dan's veal parmagiana.

At least they were in a public place where Bobby couldn't force her into the bathroom to do some lines.

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Whitney Houston at Clive Davis' bash.Whitney keeps looking hot! Keep it up, ho! But where was Ray J?! Did they split after the Kim Kardashian sex tape surfaced?

I was wasn't looking forward to watching them walk down the aisle together. Cradle robbing is the new trophy husband.