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Carrie Prejean's brother, Billy Arnone, is coming to her defense over the current sex tape scandal, but all he really did was succeed at making an a** out of himself. During a recent interview, he explained that Carrie's sexcapades were on a cell phone and were meant to be private, but that's not what is landing him on my perv-boy list.

When asked if he would watch the sex tapes if they were published, Billy said "If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” Does anyone else feel dirty and the need to take a shower after reading that comment? Seriously I would never go to another family function if my brother who wants to watch me diddle myself on video was going to be there. What kind of jacked up family does Carrie come from for crying out loud!

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this week for what was thought to be the cold, but that was just a bullsh*t lie. The human walking crack pipe was actually hospitalized for an anal leakage problem... I mean a booby leak. Amy's father who has previously said that Amy's boobs are great explained on his TV show that she was actually in the hospital because she had a "little leaky something or other."

One of Amy's friends also chimed in about Wino's leaky breast and said "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

I wouldn't put it past Amy to have begged the doc to fill her implants with vodka instead of saline or silicone so she could poke a straw into her t*t and get her buzz on when she needs to. I'm not comprehending how she has stuff literally leaking out of her boob especially since she had them done over a month ago. Would she still have open incisions around her nips? Somebody with fake boobies please fill me in cause my inquiring mind wants to know.

If no one will put Tila Tequila on camera, she'll put her own damn self on there and she'll be naked while filming, too.

Tila Tequila has been reportedly naked for hours, ranting about San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila alleges that he's a "woman beater."

Tila also said, "I am an angel ... because I am here to save the world with my army. People call me an attention whore .. or whatever ... but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself ...

Tila also reminds us that we were born nekkid, saying, "I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."

Tila's lawyer claims that her incident with Shawne Merriman has pushed the petite slut over the edge. Oh really? Tila's an embarassment to all domestic violence victims and she makes me wanna pop her implants.

Although Adam Lambert was named Out magazine's Breakout Star of 2009, Adam and Out magazine editor Aaron Hicklin are going at it.

In this month's issue, with Adam featured on the cover, Aaron writes a letter in which he puts Adam, his record label, and management on blast.

Aaron said, “We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you."

Aaron said that Adam Lambert's team was concerned about what an Out magazine cover would do to his record sales. Aaron added, “Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all.”

The journalist who interviewed Adam was also allegedly cautioned against making the interview "too gay" or "you know, gay-gay."

Adam wasn't too happy about this unnecessary expose and posted the following tweets:

• “Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine…
• Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

Aaron slams Adam for not being "gay" enough, yet Lambert is his publication's Breakout of the Year honoree? I think Aaron is hoping Adam will show him how gay he truly is by gettin' down with him. Yes, that's silly and I took it there cause this feud is equally as silly. Adam is as gay as they come and he's proud and he's out of the closet. I dunno what more Aaron should want or ask of him.

Women can be curvy whether they are fat or skinny and the world should embrace our curves cause they're sexy; but it's obvious the photo editors at W magazine want people to look like a walking stick when they appear on its cover. Poor Demi Moore is a victim of massive photo editing and she's missing part of her hip!

If you look closely, you can see where they have cut off part of her hip on the left side of her body, which looks totally awkward. Check out her thigh and where the sarong lays and you'll notice her hip is a good inch or two smaller than her thigh! Not only is she missing part of her hip, but it looks like they shrunk the entire left side of her waist from her ribs to her thigh.

And we wonder why young girls feel like they need to look a particular way (waif model thin) when celebrities are cut and pasted to hell to appear smaller than they are. Round of applause to the photo editors at W magazine for being complete editing tards.

It's gross to think about your parents doing a little bump and grind but it's worse to imagine Ozzy Osbourne getting his rocks off with his wife Sharon. In a recent interview, Ozzy made it clear that just because he's getting old, doesn't mean he can't give Sharon a good poking.

"We have good sex. My kids think it's obscene that me and Sharon still have sex, but just because you get older, your d--k don't fall off."

Just imagine if you were in bed with Ozzy who was coming up from giving you some oral lovin' and the photo above is the image you see. That's hot! Any old fart who wears guyliner and has to use that little blue pill to keep his d*ck hard, can climb into my bed any day.

Why does Adam Lambert always look like he just got done giving a cactus deep throat? Eff collagen, this man needs some Vaseline injections.

Before American Idol, during the show's tapings, and after he lost, Adam Lambert's lips have looked so horribly chapped, they almost appear to be on the verge of peeling in some spots. You'd think that the "For Your Entertainment" queen who loves makeup would do something For His Lips and invest in all the right beauty products. I don't know what's goin' on here, but the excessive dryness doesn't make me wanna makeout with him. Such a damn shame. Your loss, Glambert!

Who wants to join me in taking Kevin Federline hostage and cutting off his nuts with a plastic knife? Fat boy has done the unthinkable and knocked up his girlfriend, Victoria Prince.

Sources say Victoria suspected she was prego after a trip to Vegas in mid-October and confirmed it after taking a home pregnancy test. Kevin isn't thrilled to be a daddy for the fifth time, and word on the street is that Britney Spears is not a happy camper about the pregnancy either.

"Britney never wanted Kevin to have another child unless it was with her," revealed a source. "She desperately wants to have a baby girl, and she had hoped Kevin would be the dad."

Beggars can't be choosers! If Britney doesn't want him to have children with some other dumb ho who is stupid enough to allow his sperm in her vagina, then she should have had him fixed while they were together. She could have put some of his little swimmers on ice until she was ready to have another. And why does she want to have more kids with him anyway? 

Michael Jackson wasn't into golden showers, but he did like to whip his wang out and pee in front of people. Maybe that explains the crotch grabbing he did during his performances! He was wishing he could just release the trouser snake and pee in front of his fans.

Michael's doctor and old pal Arnold Klein says Michael had pee'd in front of him along with numerous other people including the child who accused Michael of child molestation.

Dr. Klein insists Jackson did not molest the boy, and says the reason he could describe Jackson's genitals is because Jackson liked to pee in front of other people. Dr. Klein said Jackson thought it was funny.

Arnold also said Michael would pee in a cup while at Klein's home in front of many people including children. My guess is Michael was packing a monster in his pants and wanted to show others there was one area on his body that hadn't been mangled with plastic surgery. At least he wasn't p*ssing on people to mark them as his territory.

If Chidi Uzomah wants to be the next American Idol, this is not the best way to score a record deal.

Chidi attacked Ryan Seacrest's security guard last month outside a hospital in the OC. Chidi had a knife on him at the time and today he was also carrying a knife when he was arrested in the E! lobby. Ryan was working in the building at the time of his arrest.

The alleged stalker is 6'4 and 200 lbs. Gaycrest is only like 5'9.

Chidi pled guilty last month in the Orange County hospital incident to three misdemeanors. The judge placed him on three years probation and ordered him to stay away from Ryan.

As a stalker of my ex-boyfriends and current crushes, I would never stalk a celebrity. I like to think that what I do is normal, sane, healthy even, but this Chidi muthafucka is sick and disturbed!