WTF

Ioana Spangenberg is a 30 year-old model who is 5 feet 6 inches tall and has a 20-inch waist. She insists that she eats "three big meals" everyday and snacks on "chocolate and [chips] all the time." Ioana insists that her figure is natural. "I just have a small stomach," she says.

Ioana tells The Sun: "If I eat too much I feel sick."

She weighed 7 lbs. at birth and her body transformed when she was a teenager. She insists that she has tried to gain weight.

She met her German husband Jan in 2006 and he encouraged her to model. "I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking. And now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs."

She's a circus freak!!!!!!! Just being real.

He may have wrapped filming on the final Harry Potter movie, but Daniel Radcliffe is still publicly talking about his wand...in far more detail than anyone would like.

Asked about his take on manscaping, the actor, who famously stripped down for a Broadway revival of Equus in 2007, replied, "I was like, 'Yeah, of course I do!' I'm a Jewish man! We have hair down there." He added, "There's not a huge amount of maintenance going on" down below. Um, thanks for the info.

So how does D-Rad feel about hair on lady parts? "This is way too much information, but I don't like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it's f*cking creepy." I'd say what's even more creepy is the fact that this interview is forcing me to picture Harry asking Ginny Weasley to stop shaving down there. Gross.

(Photo: WENN)

Christina Aguilera sang "At Last" at Etta James' memorial service at an L.A. church on Saturday. Hours later, the Internet was buzzing as photographers' advanced cameras were able to catch streaks of liquid that were dripping down Xtina's legs.

Many assumed that the girl was menstruating, others said that sweat caused her spray tan to streak. The photos are tragic and both scenarios seem likely, however, I think the girl was on the rag. If you look at the photo, sweat doesn't appear to be anywhere on Christina's body. A liquid is streaming down from the woman's crotch. If Christina was sweating, sweat would not only be dispersed between her legs... Menstruation doesn't just appear like a GD flood. This is insanity. Why didn't Christina walk off the stage and prep before singing a song?! She wiped off her legs a few times on stage before she began to sing. SMH! I'm speechless.

A source says that Christina's performance at Etta James' memorial "was her proudest moment" and that the streak marks were created because "The sweat caused her spray tan to streak." Riiiiiiight.

Photo: Us Weekly via Bauer Griffin

WHAT?! Tim Gunn of Project Runway fame reveals that he hasn't sexed in nearly three decades. Tim will appear on ABC's new show The Revolution, which airs tonight, and the white haired critic said that he hasn't "had sex in 29 years."

Tim is an openly gay man and he said that he doesn't feel like "less of a person" because he's not having sex.

"I'm a perfectly fulfilled person, but it's very physiological. I'm happy to be healthy and alive, frankly."

Gunn fought back tears as he explained that his former partner of six years "was impatient with my sexual performance," which prompted him to become abstinent.

It's always a shame whenever people allow one bad experience to define them and impact their choices for the rest of their lives. I thought Tim was fighting the menz away with a bat! I'm not going to mock him. If Tim has learned to live with his decision, and is comfortable with it, than good for him. But that's one hell of a bombshell to drop on network TV. Doesn't he know that people are going to question him for the rest of his life about this jizz?

OH SH!T! Cynthia Nixon of Sex and the City fame just upset at least half of her fans by saying that she chose to be a lesbian. Cynthia came out of the closet in 2004. She used to be married to a man that she had two biological children with.

Cynthia tells The New York Times that she gave an empowerment speech to a gay audience and her speech included the line "I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better." She was told to change the sentence because it implies that homosexuality can be a choice, but she refused. "For me, it is a choice. I understand that for many people it’s not, but for me it’s a choice, and you don’t get to define my gayness for me."

The actress continued "... I say it doesn’t matter if we flew here or we swam here, it matters that we are here and we are one group and let us stop trying to make a litmus test for who is considered gay and who is not."

But that's not all: "Why can’t it be a choice? Why is that any less legitimate? It seems we’re just ceding this point to bigots who are demanding it, and I don’t think that they should define the terms of the debate.

Well this was a good idea! Well respected actor Mark Wahlberg told Men's Journal that he would have prevented a plane from crashing on 9/11 had he been a passenger on one of the doomed planes. Wahlberg decided to take a plane to Toronto a week early, thus avoiding boarding one of the planes out of Boston that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11th.

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'" LO F*cking LOUD! He's so dumb!

In 2006, he said that had he been on the plane that "We certainly would have tried to do something to fight."

Naturally Wahlberg has angered and offended many people. Just as I was about to type that he's working on his apology, the idiot has already apologized: "To suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible." He continued: "To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention."

Marky Mark is going to have a hard time living this down, and he probably never will.

Beyonce was dipped in white girl after she posed for photos for her latest album, 4. Blue Ivy's mother is seen here looking shades lighter than she usually appears to be. It's not as though anyone can rightfully argue that this photo was not doctored.

Beyonce's nose is thinner in the photo than it is IRL, her thighs are slimmer, her waist is smaller, and her skin is lighter. When the skin bleaching via editing phenomenon occurs with well known public figures, it makes no sense at all - not like it does to begin with. But bleaching a world icon like Beyonce's skin is a bit like putting Kelly Clarkson in a bikini and making her look good.

The US military is in an uproar over a video leaked online earlier this week that allegedly shows four US Marines urinating on the corpses of dead Afghan soldiers.

US Marines Urinating on Taliban Corpses

Afghan president Hamid Karzai issued a statement calling the footage "completely inhumane" and calling for the punishment of the soldiers involved in making the video.

The Marine Corps has launched an investigation into the video and reports suggest that at this time they have no reason to believe the footage is not authentic.

A spokesman for the International Security Assistance Force said that they believe the Marines shown in the video are "no longer serving in Afghanistan." There is no word on how they obtained that information.

You can watch the video above, but be warned that it is graphic and disturbing in nature.

Willow Smith posted a photo of herself on a stripper pole onto her instagram account. The caption that accompanied the picture below read "Vegas Chick..."

Necole Bitchie reports that the photo was only online for a short amount of time before it "miraculously disappeared." Willow is only 11 years old! So yeah, I'm thinking Willow is in 'big trouble' for this one. Check out her pose! She's trying to be grown and sexy.

Katy Perry's parents poured salt in their daughter's wound by making it sound as though Katy's split from the man she wanted to spend her life with is a gift from God. Speaking at a church in Ohio on Wednesday, Katy's mom Mary said: "I'm sure Katy is trending on the internet just to get you to church tonight. I mean all over the world, who knows how God is bringing them in?" SO SHAMELESS!

Katy's Dad said: "What has taken place in my daughter's life has opened many opportunities to go in and be with guarded and gated people. God has given us a platform to go in and meet people."

I can't even imagine WTF Katy said to her parents after she heard about their shameless self-promotion and hurtful comments. What Katy's parents are doing is borderline unforgivable. They're happy to benefit from their daughter's fame, talking about her trending and their successful church visits, when they should just be there for her instead. That really sucks!