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Time magazine features a photo of 26 year-old mother Jamie Lynne Grumet breastfeeding her nearly 4 year-old son. Time magazine's cover is controversial, but kind of humorous to me personally, and the magazine publishes an article on attachment parenting.

This parenting technique has been on the rise over the last two decades. The book The Baby Book by Dr. Bill Sears and his wife Martha was published in 1992. The book advocates extended breast-feeding, co-sleeping and "baby wearing," in which infants are physically attached to their parents by slings.

Jamie, the woman on the cover, says that she "grew up this way and never thought about raising [her] children differently."

Well different strokes for different folks! Some people don't have the time or desire to practice attachment parenting. This time-consuming method can not suit every parent, but if some want to try it out, go ahead and have fun with that?!

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Sometimes, people pull crap that writes itself. And in this case, it might just be best for you to read Diane Story’s words for yourself. Diane is Kevin Federline’s aunt, and apparently she pulled inspiration straight from her nephew’s love life. Her $4 e-book, Pop Baby Krissy Doucet, centers around an out-of-work dancer named Keenan Fazio who falls in love with pop star Krissy Doucet. Sound familiar?

K-Fed was famously a backup dancer for pop princess Britney Spears, and they quickly got married and popped out two kids, much to the shocked faces of everyone around. Though we’ll never know if Brit Brit and K-Fed used light bondage, sex toys, and three-ways in the bedroom, that’s just what you get in this novel.

In a blurb from her website, she writes, “The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler, a woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires? Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?”

If that’s not LOL-worthy enough, Ms. Story also has a contest wherein the winner can get one of Britney and Kevin’s original wedding invitations. Way to be subtle. Doesn’t mean we want to read a story in which “lust and love go hand in hand” when that lust and love is happening between those two. That's a time in our lives we'd all like to forget.

The feeding tube diet is the newest crazy thing stupid women are doing to lose weight. The New York Times wrote about this trend last week. The feeding tube diet is also know as the KE diet. Women who are getting married have been going on this diet to slim down for their weddings.

The practice has taken place in Italy and Spain "for years," apparently. A feeding tube is inserted into your nose and you wear it for 10 days. People on the diet eat nothing but are fed 800 calories a day through the tube. The food that they are given is supposed to curb their appetite. Starving for 10 days will allow anyone to lose weight, but it's all water weight which means that at the $1,500 price these chicks are paying for this mess, they'll gain back virtually all of the weight that they "lost" within days.

Jessica Schnaider, 41, was featured in the New York Times article. She wanted to slim down to try on wedding dresses and she told the publication "I’m happy because the 10 pounds went off fast.” I'm sure they came back fast too!

Alicia Silverstone feeds her 10 month-old son Bear Blu by chewing up her food first and then spitting it directly into her son's mouth. Alicia explained that being a human bird is her "favorite" way to feed her child. Alicia said: "He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating." Alicia is also raising her son on a vegan diet. I haven't watched the video, and don't intend to. I'm too skurred and grossed out just reading about this mess.

Alicia Silverstone Feeding Son Bear Blu

Rob Kardashian was with his friends in Miami when he discovered a paparazzo snapping his photo. Rob went chasing after the paparazzo and the photographer ran away, screaming for help. Rob followed the loser into a smoke shop, but the cops watched the entire incident and got involved.

Rob and the photographer were interviewed and Kim Kardashian's little brother was even put in the back of a cop car. After Rob explained that he was just joking and it was all a misunderstanding, he was released.

Rob never threatened the photographer, but the scared paparazzo yelled out to police: "He's attacking me ... he chased me ... he tried to kill me." This paparazzo dude sounds like a midget and an amateur. He needs to find another career.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took nearly half a year to introduce pictures of Suri Cruise to the public, so it's strange that Katie and Tom would flaunt their scared child in front of the paps almost everyday.

Suri is often photographed in her mom or dad's arms. I used to think that she was spoiled, but now I understand that she's just frightened and she clings to her parents for shelter and protection. Little does she know, she's on her own!

Katie and Tom obviously do not care that the stalkerazzi scare their child. Suri is used as a damn prop and it's tragic that she has no say in the matter. Is this child abuse?

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Okay, so this performance confuses me for many reasons. Is it just me, or does Katy Perry have a work schedule that's just as intense as Lady Gaga's? Why is this b!tch performing in London right now?!?! Second, I don't know why Katy doesn't know how to stay in her lane. Covers are supposed to be better versions of original songs so that you can honor the artist who performed the track, not shame them. Katy embarrassed herself when she performed Kanye West and Jay-Z's "Niggas in Paris" in London last night. She basically made it a pop song, which is why it sucks. Perry can't sing and she can't rap either. Thankfully her boobs are still around to save the day. We can't hate her because she's hot.

Katy Perry Niggas in Paris

The Chris Brown Self-Destruction Tour of 2012 continues. The latest comes from a People magazine report which describes Brown's theft of a young woman's cell phone. You read that right; Chris Brown stole a chick's iPhone. The reason? He didn't want to end up on "no website."

According to the report, Chris was leaving a Miami club over the weekend when a woman named Chrital Spann snapped his picture. Chris proceeded to reach out of the window of his Bentley, snatch the phone from her hand and tell her, "B!tch, you ain't giving this to no website." Classy.

The Florida State's Attorney's office is said to be currently preparing a warrant for Brown's arrest. The warrant will be issued sometime this afternoon, and the matter will likely be quietly settled soon after. Then again, this is Chris Brown were talking about, so it could also end with someone getting thrown out of a third story window. Who knows?

Shakira was on vacation in Cape Town, South Africa when a wild sea lion attacked her! Shakira and her brother got close to some aquatic mammals on a tour Sunday afternoon because they wanted to take pictures, which is when Shakira had a show down with a pissed off sea lion.

Shakira described her frightening encounter on her Facebook: "Suddenly, one of them jumped out of the water so fast and got about one foot away from me, looked me in the eye, roared in fury and tried to bite me."

She continued: "I was paralyzed by fear and couldn't move, I just kept eye contact with it while my brother 'Super Tony' jumped over me and literally saved my life, taking me away from the beast."

DAYUM!

Shakira believes that her shiny Blackberry confused the sea lion and he thought that it was food. Shakira and her brother suffered minor scratches on nearby rocks as they tried to escape.

Shakira plans on spending today "with the penguins."

Hugh Hefner's son, Marston, was arrested in Pasadena yesterday after allegedly assaulting his longtime girlfriend, 2011 Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair.

Sinclair called 911 when Hefner refused to allow her to leave the residence. Upon arriving on the scene, police observed visible injuries on Sinclair. Hefner admitted that he and Sinclair had fought, but stopped short of admitting that he struck her.

Hef's son has been released from custody, but is facing some serious legal problems, leading Sinclair to offer him a plum Valentine's Day gift. She's offered to drop the charges against her now ex boyfriend on one condition. "All I want, is for Marston to give me a public apology and I want him to get psychiatric help," she said in an interview. "I want him to admit that he hit me more than once."

She claims that a Playboy spokesperson has assured her that Marston will soon do exactly that. For his part, the senior Hefner has remained obnoxiously nonchalant about the matter saying only, "If they care about each other, they'll patch things up." Really, Hef?

(Photo: WENN)