WTF (Page 11)

It's been a big day for Lindsay Lohan. First, she decided to roll the dice in her grand theft trial and risk up to three years in jail. Now, she's decided to take an action reserved for crazy people and entertainment legends by dropping her last name! I'll let you decide what category Linds belongs to.

According to her mother, Dina, "Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay," in response to her father Michael Lohan's arrest for domestic abuse. Additionally, Dina and Lindsay's little sister Ali will be officially changing their names to Sullivan, Dina's maiden name. 

An anonymous source close to Lindsay says the actress has been considering dropping her last name for a while in order to be more like "the greatest people in showbiz" such as "Beyonce and Oprah." I'm not even gonna bother to point out the many differences between Lindsay, Beyonce and Oprah, but I will say 1.) Oprah and Beyonce still have legal last names, and 2.) You have to already be a legend to go by one name. Dropping your last name won't make you more famous, it'll only convince the judge in your grand theft trial that you're as psycho as you seem. Maybe it's all part of some elaborate scheme to plead insanity. Either way, it's just another batsh!t day in the wacky world of Lindsay Lohan.

Earlier this week, legendary celebrity journalist Neil Strauss published excerpts from his new book, including an interview with an 18 year-old Paris Hilton, in which she reveals that she's disgusted by black men. No, seriously.

According to the book, Strauss met Paris at a club in the late 90s, and she described hooking up with actor Vin Diesel the previous night. "We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright," Paris said. "And I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can't stand black buys. I would never touch one. It's gross." Because he's a journalist and not and idiot, Strauss didn't leave in disgust. Instead he asked, "How black does a guy have to be?" To which Paris responded, "One percent is enough for me." Yeah, she said that.

Naturally, Paris is now suing the sh!t out of a guy who has been reporting for publications like Rolling Stone and The New York Times for more than two decades without ever having his integrity called into question. He probably just spent all that time building up his credibility so that he could make up some sh!t about Paris Hilton 20 years into his career. In other news: Vin Diesel is black?! Who knew?

Nicki Minaj has upset a few fans at her recent concerts because she whipped out a dildo and hit up to her crotch like it's her own. Were there teenagers with their parents in the audience or were people just shocked she played with a wang on stage?

Nicki's like the freaky hip hop version of Lady Gaga in the sense she goes all out and is definitely looking to gain the shock value. If parents had their kids there, well, I guess you know next time not to take them to a Nicki concert. I'm shocked she didn't just wear a strap-on! She could free up that other hand and pull off some sweet dance moves with that plastic peen flopping around.

I've posted pictures and video of Nicki with her dildo after the jump. The video quality isn't great, but you can still see her dong flopping around.

Forbes magazine reports that Rebecca Black will receive $1.4 million for incurring over two million downloads of her awful song, "Friday."

Forbes.com says that Apple agreed to pay Black .70 cents for every download, which applies to songs downloaded in the States. Forbes believes that international downloads have a similar payout rate. But Apple isn't the only company that Rebecca will receive money from.

You can also add $20,000 dollars made so far from all the YouTube views her video has had. based on the number of views her video has received, and the payment agreement YouTube has with content uploaders who have ads on their videos, and Black will receive another $20,000.

The only reason that Black has received so many YouTube views and iTunes downloads is because her song is so bad. People who want to make fun of her are actually helping her become a millionaire.

Downloading music was created so that people wouldn't spend their money on "singers" like Becky. I'm not even pissed cause she's just like many people, like American Idol rejects, that sold songs because they suck. Now if she drops an album or if I hear her song when I'm out in a store somewhere, I'm gonna lose it and I may even send her some hate mail.

The see-through dress Kate Middleton wore during a 2002 fashion show sold for an astounding $125,000. Do you see this thing? It's a freaking piece of lace with ribbon on it. So who was the idiot who paid too much for a little piece of fabric? Some dude that would only be identified by his agent as Nick from Jersey. No it's not the Jersey Shore type of Jersey, it's an island located between England and France.

It is rumored when Kate walked in this dress at the fashion show, she caught the eye of Prince William and the rest is history. Nick's agent said, "It's an iconic piece and he is very happy with the purchase.It's a great addition to his collection."

I guess if that's what floats his boat, more power to him. I still think it's a rip off.

LeAnn Rimes is looking disgustingly thin these days and she's got people wondering what's going on. Is she losing weight for her wedding day and took it too far or is there something more serious going on? According to LeAnn, she's totally healthy!

LeAnn jumped on Twitter to respond to the critics about her weight and the latest pictures showing her looking like a lollipop head, and she even joked about posting a nude photo to show what she really looks like.

"Maybe it's time for a nude pic so peeps can see how I look nowhere near what these stupid pics are trying to make me look like, LOL  #joke. I don't care about the dumb articles. I know how healthy I am. Maybe those people should start taking care of themselves...inside and out."

`"It's sad how mean people in this world can be for no good reason. You start to lose hope in people except for a handful."

It's not just a couple of photos that make LeAnn look like she's got an eating disorder, there's plenty of them! LeAnn had a hot boddy but she's withering down to nothing. Wake up sweetheart, you look sick and not in a good way.

If you're anything like me you've spent the last few days wondering who the hell is this Rebecca Black chick that keeps popping on your Facebook or Twitter page. Turns out a lot people were wondering the same thing, as close to three million people have checked out her You Tube page in the last few days. Naturally, music execs who are hungry for the next big thing are calling Rebecca the next Justin Bieber. Sure, Biebs got discovered on You Tube and went on to become one of the most famous singers in the world, but there's one important difference between Justin and Rebecca: Bieber knows how to sing!

Love Biebs or hate him, there's no denying dude can carry a tune. Rebecca sounds like a first-round American Idol reject who's been auto-tuned into a 12 year-old T-Pain. In fact, the industry insiders who are no doubt fighting to sign Rebecca at this very moment are missing out out one important fact: It seems the main reason Rebecca's so popular is that people love to make fun of her! In fact, a lot of people have found Rebecca's video by searching it's common You Tube tag: "Worst music video ever."

But no need for you to prowl the intrawebs for what might be the most obnoxious song and video ever produced, we've posted it after the jump! If you don't watch, you won't be in on the joke, but be warned - it's really pretty terrible. 

Jake Gyllenhaal says that he didn't fight with a paparazzo who took a photo of him while he was using the bathroom, but he did get the jerk to delete the photo.

Jake was attending a screening of his new movie, Source Code, when he went to the men's room and a paparazzo took his picture.

Jake told Entertainment Weekly: “I think it’s an appropriate space to keep privacy. I hope that people wouldn’t disagree with me on that. Literally he grabbed my leg at one point and then at another time….he was like ‘Oh my god, what the hell?!’ I was like ‘Yes!"

The main reason why this story sucks is because this idiot paparazzo sounds like a bully. If Jake was built like a huge body builder, he wouldn't have touched him, let alone grabbed Jake's leg. Thankfully the picture was deleted, but there should be laws against taking photos in bathrooms even though they're technically still considered to be "a public place."

Julianne Moore has been tapped to play Sarah Palin in the upcoming HBO original film 'Game Change,' based on the best-selling book of the same name. The movie will focus on the 2008 presidential campaign when John McCain picked Sarah as his running mate, up through their loss at the election.

Look at these two. Do you see any resemblance at all? Julianne Moore is a great actress, but why would they pick someone who looks absolutely nothing like the character she'll be portraying? I mean, wasn't there anyone with similar facial features as Sarah's that they could have tapped? Hell, even Lea Michele could pull off the Sarah look better than Julianne!

These Charlie Sheen headlines are sounding more and more like something from a bad SNL skit every day. A month ago if I'd read that Charlie spent the afternoon waving a machete and drinking from a bottle labeled "tiger blood" on top of a building in Beverly Hills, I wouldn't have believed it. Now I'm just surprised he didn't pull out a baby for a ritual sacrifice.

That's Chuckles on top of the Live Nation building yesterday, doing everything he can to ensure that he never sees his kids or works as a paid actor ever again. Charlie apparently decided to celebrate getting fired from Two and a Half Men by causing the execs who made the decision to say, "Holy Christ, thank god we fired that guy. Now call security and get him off the damn roof." If you were worried that Chuck only acted crazy and didn't spew any batsh!t nonsense to go along with his insane actions, well you don't know Charlie Sheen:

"Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage...The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly."

"At some point there is nothing to say"? God, I can't wait until Charlie Sheen gets to that point.