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Lady Gaga loves to wear artistic couture outfits with her beloved sky high heel-less shoes that she can barely walk in, like in the photo below. The dress wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have a giant circle on the back of it, but if you removed it, the dress would be much too plain for Gaga. She likes wearing crap that creates obstacles. And yes, she did start to take a tumble in those hideous shoes but her dudes caught her before she hit the ground. I think catching Gaga is part of the job description.

Gaga, who's living in her own magical world with little monsters, recently wrote a column for V Magazine in which she describes how to become an awesome, expressive fashionista like herself. She also said she considers herself a glam culture librarian.

"Glam culture is ultimately rooted in obsession, and those of us who are truly devoted and loyal to the lifestyle of glamour are masters of its history. Or, to put it more elegantly, we are librarians.”

“I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, beadwork or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it after them, and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death and resurrection of that particular trend.”

Love you some Miley Cyrus? Hate you some Osama Bin Laden? Well, you're not alone. Those wacky kids who run the Intrawebs have decided to make Miley's song "Party in the USA" the "official funeral song for Osama Bin Laden." Personally, I would've gone with "Under the Sea."

Within minutes of the announcement that Bin Laden had been killed, the song received thousands of views on You Tube and the video was bombarded with comments such as, "LIKE THIS COMMENT IF WATCHING THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING YOU DID AFTER YOU LEARNED OSAMA WAS DEAD" See, Fox News? Even people who comment on Miley Cyrus videos in all caps can remember the difference between Osama and Obama. 

Miley has yet to comment on her weird connection with the death of the world's most wanted criminal, but that's probably for the best. Hannah Montana talking about international politics might cause peoples heads to explode. This is a time for auto-tuned Miley, not raspy pack-a-day Miley.

So jump in to party in the mutha f*ckin' USA! It's your patriotic duty. 

Say goodbye to Meredith Vieira because she's leaving The Today Show. Recently there have been rumors that Meredith would be leaving the show, but The Hollywood Reporter says it's official.

Meredith Vieira will exit NBC's Today show in June, nearly three months before the end of her contract, according to sources with direct knowledge of the situation.

Today newsreader Ann Curry will be promoted to co-host, and correspondent Natalie Morales will take Curry's place as newsreader.

TMZ reports Meredith has been wanting off the show because she hates the early hours, has an ill husband, and she's making good money hosting "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."

I like Meredith better than Katie Couric, but I'm not shedding a tear over her departure. I think Ann Curry will take over like a pro.

Because Ryan Murphy clearly had no ideas for songs that should be featured on Glee after the Kings of Leon told him to buy a bra, Rebecca Black's song titled after today will be featured on an upcoming episode of Glee.

"Friday" will be sung by one of the male Glee members. No word on whether Chord Overstreet, Mark Salling, Kevin McHale or some other unlucky cast member will be assigned the embarrassing task.

We don't know when this episode will air, but I am pretty damn excited. Glee's covers are great. If the people behind this trendy show can make Rebecca Black and her preschool lyrics sound good, we'll be left speechless. However, this is the exact reason why people think Glee is stupid. Hint: It is, and its writers should be ashamed of their lack of creativity on this one.

You know how some people don't think before they speak? Believe it or not, the same happens with Tweeting. American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis made a fool of himself when he compared "Glee" to "a puddle of HIV."

Tuesday, Bret posed the following question on Twitter: "I like the idea of Glee, but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I've stepped into a puddle of HIV?"

So was Bret drunk or smoking crack when he posted that message on Twitter? In a response to all of the criticism he has received for his harsh remark, Bret posted another tweet and made it clear he's just a tool.

"No, I wasn't drunk last night. I was watching Chris Colfer singing 'Le Jazz Hot' and felt like I had suddenly come down with the hivs."

Way to go dumb@ss! Some folks are just idiots, and Bret is one of those people. You can't fix stupid.

I like Robert Pattinson. He may have become famous for playing the ultimate sparkly emo d-bag on film, but in real life, he smokes, swears, and says whatever dumb @ss thing pops into his head during interviews. R-Pattz is featured in the new issue of Elle, and he takes the opportunity to publicly fantasize about a future where he's a washed-up has-been who's free to beat the hell out of as many paparazzi as he wants. No, really.

"In 15 years or something - I like the idea of just one paprazzo coming out and trying to get a picture and just beat the sh!t out of him," Rob says. "I mean - out of nowhere - when my picture's not even worth it...and I've spent all my money so you can't sue me!" I like that Rob dreams of a future where his career is in the gutter and he's squandered his fortune on blow, thus freeing him up to kick the crap out of strangers. I wonder how Kristen Stewart feels about Rob's future as a violent street person. He'd be the dreamiest hobo on the block!

(Photo via WENN)

Lebron James' mother Gloria got tipsy and frisky last night in Miami. According to TMZ, Gloria James was arrested early this morning after she slapped a valet at Fontainebleau Hotel.

Gloria had been getting her drink on with some girlfriends at LIV nightclub earlier in the evening, but when she was ready to leave the hotel and she felt it took too long for her car to be delivered, she got violent. Sounds like Gloria can be an angry drunk!

"Mr. Sorel Rockfeller, a hotel valet worker, claimed he was assaulted by Ms. James, who was angered because her car was taking too long to be delivered. Several witnesses supported Mr. Rockfeller’s account of what occurred."

"Both Ms. James and the driver of the vehicle were initially uncooperative with the investigating officer.  Ms. James was apparently intoxicated as she had bloodshot eyes and a strong odor of alcohol on her breath."

Gloria was taken to the Miami Beach Police Department where she was processed and released. If you work as a valet at any of the places Gloria frequents, from now on it might be wise to run your @ss to her ride and get it to her quick before she starts swinging on you.

[Photo: Johnny Louis/WENN]

Meat Loaf may not be tall or even fit, but I'd want this dude to be my bodyguard if I ever needed one. On last night's episode of Celebrity Apprentice, Meat Loaf thought that trainwreck Gary Busey had stolen some of his art supplies, and uh, yeah, Meat Loaf had a frigging meltdown! Get it?

You have to check this out. This is one of the best psycho argument scenes that I have ever seen. Meat Loaf said he'd put Gary Busey in the hospital, but if Meat Loaf keeps this up, he's gonna argue his way into a heart attack.

Meatloaf and Gary Busey Fight

If you write for a gossip website it might be wise to turn and run the other way if you see Kim Cattrall in a dark alley. After the premiere of her upcoming movie 'Meet Monica Velour' where she plays an old trailer park stripper, Kim spoke with a Page Six reporter and told her exactly how she feels about becoming an old b!tch and her hatred against gossip columns.

"Ask me about being a woman. Do you know what it's like to be 54 and marginalized? It doesn't get easier as you get older."

Can we say bitter? When she was asked about a recent bikini wax, Kim snapped "That's a stupid question. You're a smart girl. How could you want to write that?"

She's right, it's a stupid question, but people actually want to know that crap. Kim, who admitted to having a few drinks, then went off about Page Six and told their reporter  "It'll chew you up and spit you out," adding that being a gossip reporter isn't a "respectable job."

Meowza! Put the claws away Kitty! Hey, I'm not looking for respect. If I was, I'd stop hookin' myself out to dirty old men with rusty trombone fetishes on Friday nights.

Tiger Woods and creepiness go together like peanut butter and jelly, so it should come as no surprise that Tiger has been acquainted with his latest conquest, Alyse Lahti-Johnson, since she was a little girl. When she used to draw pictures for him with crayons. Yeah, that's kinda gross even for Tiger.

A friend of Alyse's told Us Weekly that Alyse's family was close to Tiger while she was growing up, and that Alyse, who is 13 years younger than Tiger, used to "draw good luck pictures for Tiger before his tournaments." The source adds, "They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger, but Alyse never says she was interested in him!" Really? Alyse didn't announce her intentions to get down with Tiger back when his career first started? Maybe that's because she was 7 years old!

We see big age differences in celebrity couples all the time and don't really think about it, but it's friggin' weird when you actually knew the younger person when they were a little kid. Call me crazy, but I'd have a hard time dating someone when I remember them getting potty trained while I was in college.