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TLC has a new show called The Virgin Diaries. The commercial for the show, which premieres on Dec. 4 on TLC, has gone viral. It's hard not to laugh when you watch this video. I've seen it a few times, sadly, and it still makes me nauseous and SMH. This couple kisses like a bird feeding its young.

The Virgin Diaries Promo

Around a dozen students at UC Davis were sitting down on campus to protest tuition hikes and police brutality inflicted upon UC-Berkeley students. Ironically, when the UC Davis students were protesting police brutality, they were brutalized by the police themselves!

You may have already seen this deeply troubling video, but we've posted a version that captures the pepper spray assault from SIX different angles!

Students are demanding that the school's Chancellor, Linda Katehi, resign. The police involved have been placed on leave. The cops are claiming that their actions were "fairly standard police procedure." Typical.

One of the students sprayed said that he could not sleep until 4AM because his face and hands were burning.

UC Davis Pepper Spray Video

Selena Gomez better get some more bodyguards because she has more than just the Belieber nation to fear--her alleged stalker has been cleared of all criminal charges. The creepy 46-year-old mega-fan Thomas Brodnicki had been harassing and stalking the singer/actress since July, and even told his doctor he’s had conversations with the Lord about killing Selena. Yep, he sounds perfectly sane.

According to the Los Angeles County D.A., “After a preliminary hearing the judge over our strong objection ruled that the defendant lacked the intent to cause fear to the victim and dismissed the case. We are evaluating our next step.”

Thankfully, Selena still has a restraining order that legally keeps him 100 yards away from her at all times, but it’s only temporary and his craziness seems to know no bounds. This is scary shiz, gurl. Better watch your back!

Photo: Fame

Britney Spears reportedly gives lackluster performances on her Femme Fatale concert tour, but when it comes to the lap dance portion of the show, she gets on a pole and has wrapped her legs around her fans, her boyfriend Jason Trawick, Pauly D and Joe Jonas.

Last night Brit Brit performed in Rio de Janeiro and her excited gay fan was really feeling her performance, so he bit her. Britney has been performing for most of her entire life, so she took it all in stride and continued dancing!

Britney Spears Lap Dance Bite

Lady Gaga raked in four awards at the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards, but that’s not big news. What’s actually interesting is all the shiz she apparently demanded backstage at the Belfast, Ireland event. According to British tabloid Daily Star, the singer specifically requested her dressing room be kept at 90 degrees and stocked with lots and lots of pureed baby food. Why? Because Tracy Anderson said so!

"GaGa is sticking to [workout guru Tracy Anderson’s] diet to the letter. It includes pureed food and snacks. It’s healthy, but just sounds weird when she demands it in her dressing room.”

Yeah...healthy. That’s the word. There’s been a lot of rumors about Gaga being on a baby food diet, which I’d normally dismiss as stupid gossip, but I can’t even conceive what food she’d eat in the first place. I don’t want to be too judgmental (HA!), but there’s a reason that BABIES eat baby food. Normal food just takes too f**king good.

Photo: Fame

This psycho Belieber business is starting to get out of hand. TMZ reports that a warrant has been issued for a seriously disturbed 14 year-old girl in Kentucky who has taken her love of Justin Bieber to a terrifying extreme.

The unidentified girl created a Tumblr page under the name KILLSSGANDCB (Kills Selena Gomez and Caitlin Beadles) in which she wrote about her plans to "murder" all girls who had been romantically linked with Justin. For some reason, most of the young girl's wrath was directed not at Selena, but at Caitlin Beadles who, you may remember, was rumored to be dating the Biebs last summer.

The threats toward Caitlin are frighteningly detailed and include claims that the girl knows where Beadles lives and keeps her under 24-hour surveillance. Scary stuff for everyone involved. The Biebs has yet to issue a statement, but we can imagine he's pretty sick of dealing with psycho stalker types at the moment, what with the Mariah Yeater business, and all.

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Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend Brody Jenner were at the Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday night when they were victims of a random attack. A drunken idiot began verbally assaulting Brody, calling him a "douche" among other insults. Jenner responded, but he didn't strike first. Moments later, things got ugly. The drunken attacker then hit Brody in the forehead with a beer bottle.

Avril, who was standing next to Brody at the time, was also brutally attacked.

Avril Tweeted: "I don't fight. I don't believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f----ed." Avril has "black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts."

How insane! Gavin DeGraw got f*cked up in New York not too long ago. No one gives a sh!t if you're rich and famous anymore, or folks are jealous enough to attack you these days for being rich and famous.

TMZ's sources confirm that Brody and Avril did not start the argument or the fight. A source says that the fight was a result of "just a bunch of drunk people getting out of hand." So awful.

Before the brawl, Brody Tweeted Avril: "Having the best night with the love of my life @AvrilLavigne so happy right now!!"

Photo: Wenn

Yep, it looks like Justin Bieber's alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater is a very mentally disturbed young woman. TMZ reports that Mariah assaulted her ex-boyfriend after she accused him of knocking her up, which he denied. Last December, Mariah told her ex, John Terranova, that he da baby daddy. When he insisted that he didn't sperminate her, she lost it.

The two got into an argument and police were called ... because Yeater allegedly broke a car window out of rage.

Yeater returned to the home and got into another altercation with Terranova ... and allegedly slapped John 3 separate times in the face with her open right hand.

Mariah was arrested and charged for battery. A court date has been set for Las Vegas.

These are the kinds of people who always reproduce by the half dozen! The authorities should take Mariah's child away after her ovaries are removed.

Courtney Stodden's mom won't shut up about her daughter's disturbing marriage, and the more she talks, the more we understand where Courtney gets it from.

"Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets," Krista Keller told the Daily Beast yesterday. Yes, that highly sexual 16 year old who needs a big man is her daughter. It gets weirder.

Despite the several decade age difference, Krista gave her blessing for Courtney to marry Doug Hutchison after several weeks of monitoring their e-mails. Sure, she could've convinced her daughter to wait a few years before getting married, but then she might've been killed by a drunk driver. No, really. She said that. "There’s a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years," says Krista. "They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking."

In case you were prepared to walk away from this story thinking Krista Keller is not the dumbest woman alive, she ends the interview by favorably comparing her daughter to Anna Nicole Smith. Suddenly, I'm starting to think it's a miracle that Courtney turned out as normal and well-adjusted as she is.

The "reality" of reality TV continues to get uglier. First it was the suicide of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Russell Armstrong, now Tonya Cooley, one of the stars of MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge has filed a suit claiming that she was raped on set with a toothbrush by fellow cast members Kenny Santucci and Evan Starkman. 

The suit claims Santucci and Starkman "Took another male participant's toothbrush and rubbed the toothbrush around plaintiff's genitals, including her labia, and inserting the toothbrush into plaintiff's vagina." Cooley claims the cameras were rolling at the time, and that producers helped cover up the incident and even replaced the toothbrush. Cooley goes on to allege that producers encouraged male cast members to "inappropriately touch female cast members' bodies, including in intimate areas."