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Entertainment Weekly is claiming that The Martha Stewart Show is doing an episode on pot. Literally? I don't know, but they claim that the episode features Jimmy Fallon bringing brownies to Martha, and jokes about Michael Phelps. Maybe that shit flies in Connecticut, but I don't find that amusing at all. Not that marijuana isn't a hilarious topic, it's just that only way I would find this funny is if Martha was teaching people to roll blunts and finished the show by sparked said blunt and passing it to Snoop Dogg.

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With age comes wisdom and for an unlucky few, moobs. Matt Damon knows this well. He was recently snapped in the Caribbean on vacation with his family Monday. Last Summer,

Matt had to pack on pounds for his role in the Informant and had to quickly lose the weight for reshoots of his film The Green Zone. It looks like he has found a middle ground of the two but that includes moobs.

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We would all love to think that the above pic is of a brother and sister holding their new baby sibling. Well its not! That's a picture of a new mommy and daddy with their infant daughter, and you thought the Octuplet mommy was crazy.

Alfie Patten is 13, but he conceived his daughter, Maisie when he was 12 with his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle. What the hell? The teen-couple are now living with Chantelle's trashy ass father in the Britain's council housing, which is like the projects. You can read the whole story at the source. BLECH! I'm so creeped out right now.

As if the awful made for TV movie starring Willa Ford wasn't enough, they are now turning Anna Nicole Smith's life in to a Opera. British Compsoer Mark-Anthony Turnage at London's Covent Garden hopes to have it  finished in 2011.

"It is not going to be a horrible, sleazy evening," director Elaine Padmore, tells The Guardian. "It is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad."

"It is not just a documentary about her, but a parable about celebrity and what it does to people."

Is this necesary? Why can't people come up with some original ideas instead of making operas and musicsals about actual people and movies? Its sad. Creativity is dead.

I really didn't want to talk about the octuplet mommy again today, but I find this so ridiculous that I had to share it. Mother of 14, Nadya Suleman has launched a website to raise money. Its not even tucked in the corner of the site. There is a huge ass DONATE button front and center. Nadya admits to being $50,000 in debt and on government assistance. Basically, we are already donating to that stingy psycho-skank with our taxes. I am not including the link to the site. I do not condone throwing money away. Giving money to this woman will encourage her to have another litter of babies. Seriously, this should be considered criminal. Take the kids away and lock her ass up. Better yet, just lock up her reproductive organs.

Kanye West isn't the only rapper upset about Rihanna being attacked. Sources for the NY Post say that Jay-Z is "enraged."

"He hit the roof," a source close to him told Us Weekly. "Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew."

Wait, what does that mean? Is Jay-Z going to have him killed or something? I refuse to believe that. You can't solve violence with violence.

In 2007 while "Umbrella" was burning up the charts, Rihanna told People Magazine that Jay-Z was extremely protective of her.

"I just found out from a mutual friend that guys will talk to Jay first before they try to approach me," Rihanna told People magazine. "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind.

"If it's a good guy, I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be, like, 'No, no, no.' "

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Even though the new cover of Life & Style magazine claims that she is, Nadya Suleman denies the claim that she is obsessed with Angeline Jolie. Many people are think that the mother of octuplets and six other children is trying to act and look like Angelina. In an interview with Dateline Nadya addresses this:

"I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie except the last time I saw a movie," Nadya retorted. "I think that was like years ago. This is so far away from the place I'm in right now to think of any celebrity."

The mother of fourteen also denies claims that she had plastic surgery or lip injections. Personally I think it doesn't matter. She will never be like Angelina. The actress may have a hoard of kids, but she also has the means to take care of them. Nadya can't support her children. She has no job. She has no home. She's so selfish. Uh, it makes me so angry.

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When will be rid of this douche? Heat Magazine claims that Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears' ex-lover/paparazzo thinks that he is still dating the pop princess.

"I still love Britney. I'm her boyfriend," Adnan told a pal. "Britney has a beautiful soul. We share something really special. The truth about us will come out eventually, but it's not for me to talk about. I love her."

And we thought Britney was delusional. I'm sure we would have seen pics of Britney with Adnan if this were true. Daddy Spears may have her conservatorship, but she has her car back. If she really loved him, she would have found a way to see him.

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The Richland County Sheriff's Department has been taking a lot of heat from people in this country and all over the world. They want to know why Sheriff Leon Lott is going after Michael Phelps. Many are saying the sheriff should concentrate on more serious crimes.

Now it appears the case has expanded beyond Phelps' activities. Lott says the picture indicated a law was being broken in his jurisdiction. He said he couldn't ignore the violation just because Phelps is rich and famous.

Since investigators began trying to build a case, they've made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff's department served search warrants.

We've also learned that the department has located and confiscated that bong. Sources say the owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000.

The owner, who wasn't even at the party, is one of the eight now charged.

Phelps is not one of those charged at this point, but the sheriff's department has strong evidence that matches the photo to the house on Blossom Street.

I wanna move to Amsterdam.

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Sexy elf has been Nick Lachey and new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi are recording a song together for Nick's upcoming album, Coming Up For Air.

The song is called "Temporary." A lil foreshadowing perhaps? Because it will probably temporarily hit airwaves before it even has a chance to hit the charts. Nick said,

"She and I wrote it together. Initially, just in the studio, we thought, 'All right, let's sing it together and then we'll maybe find someone else to be on it,' but she did such a great job on it.

"I'm very happy for her that she's getting this opportunity. Hopefully this song will be big for both of us."

I'm really glad Nick's gonna have a single with Kara! I can't wait for next season of American Idol when the mentally challenged contestants croak out Kara's song to her face and beg for admittance to the next round.

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