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Steven Tyler took a nasty spill in his hotel shower the other night which left his face all jacked up and he broke his teeth. He took this photo of his gorgeous injuries shortly after his bathroom accident.

Steven chatted with Matt Lauer this morning on 'The Today Show' about his accident and reassured fans he didn't relapse, it was a case of Montezuma's revenge aka Traveler's diarrhea.

"Quite frankly I just passed out. I got nauseous, I started to get sick and I fell on my face, I just passed out. I woke up with the water running on me wondering where the hell I was."

In response to people wondering if he's back on drugs, Steven said, "Being in the program I'm in, it's something we have to accept. I went public with my problems only to address them straight on. People thinking I relapsed is natural and normal."

Steven is perfectly fine and rocked the house at his concert in Asuncion, Paraguay last night. He's a trooper!

You can listen to Steven's interview with Matt Lauer after the jump!

Remember when Tara Reid got married a couple a months ago and she was somehow back in the spotlight for a few days? Well, it turns out the whole thing was faked for the sole purpose of  - you guessed it - getting Tara Reid back in the spotlight for a few days.

An obviously hammered Tara spoke to a TMZ cameraman in LAX last night and when asked if she and her husband, Zack Kehayov, would win on the Newlywed Game, she slurred the surprising revelation, "We were never really married."

No one is surprised that Tara's marriage is already over and she's stumbling around airports late at night talking about it to anyone who will listen. What is surprising is the fact that Tara's marriage was apparently never really legal to begin with. She and Zack apparently realized they could make a quick six figures by selling some wedding photos to Life & Style, and the trick worked like a charm. You stay classy, Ms. Reid.

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I know this isn't celebrity news, but it is creating quite a buzz on the Internet. Ohio resident Terry Thompson had numerous exotic animals on his property such as lions, tigers, bears, and monkeys, 56 in all. Yesterday afternoon Terry released all of his exotic pets from their confinements before committing suicide.

According to the Columbus Dispatch, 49 of the animals have been killed while the others were taken to the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium. The animals killed included 18 tigers, nine lions, eight female lions, six black bears, three mountain lions, trow grizzly bears, one baboon and two wolves. A monkey and a grey wolfe still remain on the loose.

Columbus Zoo director Jack Hanna has talked to the governor's office about enacting stricter exotic animal laws saying, "We need to set an example int he state of Ohio. There was a loss of life here, and we thank God it was not human life. It was animal life, and that's my life."

Governor John Kasich allowed an executive order to expire which would have prohibited anyone who had been "convicted of an offense involving the abuse or neglect of any animal pursuant to any state, local or federal law" from owning exotic animals. Terry Thompson had been convicted in 2005 of cruelty to animals.

The interesting things that happen in Ohio.

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Proving once again that he's either the smartest member of the Jersey Shore cast or the biggest famewhore on Earth, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has lined up yet another ridiculous endorsement deal. And this one makes hiring him to model tuxedos look like an inspired marketing strategy.

Yup, that's The Sitch holding a guido-themed lollipop - the latest bizarro product that he's inexplicably been hired to shill. So what makes a lollipop guido-themed? Are they flavored like sweat and Axe body spray? Is every fifth sucker infected with herpes? No, no. Look closely at the stick...it's the colors of the Italian flag! And that's why Mike's getting paid more than you made last year to occasionally suck on these things in public. Suicidal yet?

Currently, the pops are only for sale at various hotels and resorts in the Las Vegas area, but they may hit candy stores near you soon. So if The Situation makes you think "suck," now you have a candy to help you express your views.

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Selena Gomez is reportedly living in "extreme fear" after narrowly avoiding a run-in with a dangerous psycho.

Los Angeles police have arrested 46 year-old Thomas Brodnicki after he was found threatening to "scratch people's eyes out" in downtown LA. In an interview with police psychiatrists, Brodnicki revealed a disturbing obsession with Selena. He claims to have visited LA for the sole purpose of meeting Selena. He also says that he went to her place of work on three occasions, and "spoke with God" about murdering her.

Scary stuff. Selena is understandably shaken up by these revelations and the LAPD reports that they are taking the threat "extremely seriously" due to Brodnicki's criminal past.

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An ambulance was called to an apartment in Los Angeles on Thursday night where Terrell Owens was staying. The NFL star was transported to an L.A. hospital via ambulance, TMZ reports. He has since been released. Owens' rep has given no comment.

T.O. was famously hospitalized back in 2006 -- when he insisted he had a bad reaction to painkillers ... despite reports that he tried to commit suicide by inhaling 35 Vicodin pills.

During T.O.'s press conference years ago, he said "I don't think I would be here if I had taken 35 pills." Whatever. There are major holes in this story and I hope Terrell gets himself some help.

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It's extremely disappointing that the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the Kansas Westboro Baptist Church, permitting its members to commit hate crimes (my opinion) by protesting outside of funerals of those who don't share their views.

Margie Phelps, a member of Westboro, said that Steve Jobs is "selfish" because he wasn't spreading God's word or something.

“No peace for man who served self, not God. #hellgreetedhim Westboro must picket funeral. #warnliving,” Margie tweeted on Wednesday.

It clearly states on Margie’s tweets that they were posted using “Twitter for iPhone.”

The Westboro church has approximately 71 members, predominately family members of the huge Phelps clan. They have extreme views against homosexuality and have been known to descecrate the American flag and picket funerals.

No comment. I don't have the energy.

If you caught Monday Night Football last night, you may have noticed the conspicuous absence of the broadcast's familiar "Are you ready for some football?' theme song. The song, by Hank Williams Jr., has played before every Monday night game since 1989, but was pulled from last night's broadcast at the last minute after controversial comments Williams made about President Obama on Monday morning's Fox and Friends show.

Hank Williams J. Compares Obama to Hitler

When asked about mistakes made by Obama, Williams - an outspoken conservative - said that the President's recent golf game with House Speaker John Boehner was "like Hitler playing golf with [Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu." Watch the video above to see the hilariously awkward reaction of Gretchen Carlson and company. When you manage to make Fox News anchors uncomfortable, you know you're seriously batsh!t.

Just hours later, ESPN issued a statement saying, "We are extremely disappointed with [Williams'] comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast." Can't believe I'm about to defend this idiot, but I think he's more stupid than dangerous, and I don't think he meant to actually put Obama in the same class as Hitler. Plus, who the hell cares what Hank Williams Jr. thinks about politics? I say, let him sing that obnoxious song or we'll have one more ignorant hill billy blaming Obama when his unemployment check is late. 

Simon Cowell revealed that he pays his ex-girlfriends. He thinks that it's the right thing to do. Mr. Cowell allowed his ex Terri Seymour to move into one of his LA apartments post-breakup, and it is rumored that Simon pays his former girlfriends so they won't talk about his "quirks."

Simon said: "You can’t have somebody in your life who’s become accustomed to a certain thing, and just because you don’t want to be in the relationship any more, now everything is cut off. It’s not alimony. It’s doing the right thing."

Isn't it more effed up to not be with someone yet still have reminders of that person all up in your retinas? Come on. Now you're sending me sh!t too just to remind me of what your new ho is getting? That's counterproductive to moving on. Ya gotta cut the exes off eventually, preferably the sooner, the better.

In 2008, Simon said his ex-girlfriends are "like his best friends."

Courtney Stodden continues to pretend that she's 16 and was a virgin when she got married to 51 year-old Doug Hutchison. As part of her on-going effort to gross the entire nation out, Courtney has opened up about having her cherry popped by a dude old enough to be her dad's creepy older friend.

"I was aroused for 24 hours straight," Courtney told Radar Online. Gross. When asked what she would do with her life had she decided to not destroy it by becoming a child bride, Courtney answered, "I would go to college and study all of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun." Wow, gross and it doesn't make any sense. This chick keeps outdoing herself!

Hilariously, Courtney was asked what it is about Doug that "inspires her" and she basically answered that he's her b!tch. “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me." Not sure if Coutrney understood the question, but whatever. Courtney's actually pretty funny, albeit not intentionally. This reality show might not be so bad, after all.