Yesterday I wanted to laugh and be appalled simultaneously, so I visited Britney Spears' ass-kissing site, BritneySpears.com. According to her PR-centric bloggers, Brit Brit "always" wears a blindfold while she performs Toxic. I love it! And I loved the picture so much that I had to post.
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Update on Tameka Foster's Condition After Plastic Surgery Injuries
Tameka Raymond, 37, had a medical emergency, reps for Raymond's husband, the musician Usher, said Monday:
"Tameka Raymond is in stable condition after suffering complications from routine surgery in Brazil. Her husband Usher is with her at the hospital," the rep added.
"No further details will be released, and the family requests privacy at this difficult time."
I'm SO glad that Tameka is okay!!!
Now get back to the States and spill it, y'all! I wanna know what work Tameka got done. Is she gonna look like Lil Kim? Can her breasts now be used as flotation devices? Will she be rockin' a Kardashian ass, what? Hope it was worth it.
Chris Brown Arrest, Faces Domestic Violence Felony Battery Charge
After attending Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party yesterday in Beverly Hills, Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna in a car. Rihanna and Chris have canceled their Grammy appearances at the last minute. Rihanna was supposed to perform, but according to The Insider, Rihanna's face is still "slightly bruised."
Chris Brown is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery, the LAPD confirms.
Around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday, the R&B singer and a woman were in a vehicle in L.A. when they became involved in an argument. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, according to police.
The LAPD received a 911 call reporting the disturbance. When officers arrived they found the victim, but Brown had already left the scene, the statement reads. The LAPD is conducting an investigation into the incident.
I guess it's safe to say the Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship has officially ended. There is no way Princess RiRi is going to stay with Chris after this. In my book, any man who hits a woman is a ridiculous coward, but hitting the woman who pops your zits is seriously crossing the line, buddy.
UPDATE: Chris Brown turned himself in to the LAPD and has been released on $50,000 bail.
Tameka Foster's Serious Injuries After Plastic Surgery
Usher's wife Tameka Foster Raymond has suffered a serious injury due to complications from plastic surgery in Brazil, reports Access Hollywood.
On Saturday night, Usher canceled his performance the Recording Academy and Clive Davis's Pre-Grammy Gala. Davis told party-goers the singer had to bow out due to a "serious injury in the family."
On Sunday, Davis, Sony Music Worldwide's chief creative officer, told PEOPLE. "I talked to his mom. My thoughts are with them, whatever they're facing."
Foster, 37, gave birth to the couple's second child, Naviyd Ely Raymond, in December. The two have an older son, Usher Raymond V, and Foster also has three sons from a previous relationship. The couple have been married since August 2007.
A neurosurgeon from Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles is en route to South America to treat Tameka!
This is so sad!! Is Tameka the new Donda West? She's the mother of five children. I can't wait for details on this. I hope Tameka will be all right. I kind of feel awful for calling her Usher's husband and a tranny all the time, now she has gone under the knife?
More Like Confession of a Fashion Victim
I like Isla Fisher. I think she's fierce and gorgeous, but I am not feeling her attire in these pictures. These were taken at the Confessions of a Shopaholic premiere in New York. I can't say I hate the dress, but I don't think its appropriate for this event.
She's supposed to be the star of this movie, and from what I've seen, this movie is saturated in bright beautiful colors. She should have worn some bright and gorgeous that screamed movie star. This dress doesn't do that by any means. On to the shoes. Aside from the fact that they are the ugliest color I have ever seen, they are also shaped really weird. I personally don't think there is enough toe in those peep toes.
It's About Time Hayden Found Someone Closer In Age

It looks like Hayden Panettierre (19) and Milo Ventimiglia (31) are dunzo. If they aren't dunzo then Hayden is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Radar Online saw Hayden at Crown Bar last night and they claim that she was macking heavily on Jesse McCartney (21). Radar claims that the pair was fervently making out. Jesse was kissing Hayden's neck while she was sitting in his lap. Then she got up and did a "sexy dance" for him.
Even though Jesse is slightly douchey I still support this decision. Hayden is 19! She needs to get away from old man Milo and have some fun. If she feels like hooking up with a random pop singer then she should.
Taylor Swift In Self Magzine
I like Taylor Swift, but sometimes she really shows how young and juvenille she is, and I suppose hanging out with Miley Cyrus isn't going to make things any better. In the upcoming issue of Self, Swift discusses her songs and her fans.
"If you don't want me to write bad songs about you, then don't do bad things," Swift, 19, tells Self magazine in its March issue.
She lives by that simple mantra �" and a commitment to writing honest songs. "I don't think honesty is ever something you should regret," Swift says. "I figure if I'm going to cover things up and try to hide the way I feel and try to be perfect all the time, people are going to see through that.
She continues: "And also, if you're trying to change yourself all the time to adapt to what you think you should be, you're going to run out of the things to be after a while."
Still, the teen superstar says she's a little surprised by how fervent her audience is. "What blows me away the most," Swift says, "is that anyone actually cares what I have to say."
But that doesn't mean she's unappreciative.
"If I sign an autograph for someone, I don't put them in the category of ‘fan' and keep them at arm's length," she says. "If we strike up a conversation and we like the same things and we have the same sense of humor, then they're my friend."
I wish Taylor would keep it real and actual say that she likes it when boys are mean to her because that is her bread and butter. Joe Jonas being a dick to her, as well as her other boy friend is cash in her pocket. Don't tell them to stop being bad. Encourage that shit. There has to be some content for the third album.
More Ways To Make Money Off Of 'Twilight'
Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Twilight, is releasing a book about the movie. The book includes behind the scenes pictures, and story board sketches. Also in the book is information on casting, location scouting, wardrobe and Hardwicke's favorite scenes.
I'm surprised she even agreed to do this. Hardwicke was not asked to direct the sequel to the movie New Moon. How many other ways can they make money off of this movie? I'm still waiting for a Twilight video game.
Rosie Has New Teeth

Seriously Rosie? Have we learned nothing from Hilary Duff?
Rosie O'Donnell showed up to the Annual Kids Night on Broadway in New York with some new veneers. I mean the fact that they are so white is forgivable. They are brand new and that is expected. Unfortunately I cannot forgive the length. What kind of jank ass dentist did she go to? They are so big! She looks like Tyne Daily with those chompers. Other than the teeth, Rosie looks really good.


































