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Unbefuckinglivable! Eddie Murphy has never met his daughter Angel that he had with Mel B. Angel will be two years old in just two months.

"To see the kid, he'd have to see the mother. Maybe when she's older, Eddie will see Angel, but not now."

Mel, 33 (real name Melanie Brown), says, "I want Angel to know she has two parents who love her so much,"

I don't understand how people can do this and I don't want to. But I wonder if Mel B. is making attempts to get Eddie to meet up or if she's given up by now? I'm not in this predicament, so I'm clueless as to what I would do if I were Mel B. It's disgusting and I guess I expect celebs to hold themselves to higher standards than your average, minimum wage deadbeat daddy. Eddie's no better.

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As the Jessica Simpson Fatgate story continues on, Extra asked her ex-hubby and reality TV co-star Nick Lachey his thoughts on the matter. Now you know the last person you want to give his or her two cents on your gut and fat is your ex. It's just so cruel!

Nick said,

"I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she's happy - whatever size that comes in. I can't believe it's this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reactions to things."

"I hope she's happy" = I'm so not attracted to that fat ass bitch, hope Tony Romo is because I'm glad I got out while she was still hot!

... At the Elie Saab Spring/Summer 2009 collection in Paris.

Mischa Barton is so effed up!!! I love it. Her eyes say, 'I'm dead.' her hair says, 'I smell,' and her smirk says, 'You can screw me without a condom, but you have to pull out. It'll be our little secret.' Yeah, that's exactly what her body language is saying. And Kanye's just like, "LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!!!!"

Gisele Bündchen says she and Tom Brady aren't engaged.

"I don't know how people are so creative. First [TMZ] said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was Dec. 24, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date.

"Ready? Someone deduced I was getting engaged! I received more than 100 e-mails from friends commenting about the proposal. Now there's a new rumor [in People magazine], that he proposed to me on last Friday [sic]. I wasn't even there, how can that be true?"

She also denied the People report that they plan to wed in Costa Rica.

"This talk of Costa Rica must be for the fact I have a house there," she said.

This is a nightmare for staff at People magazine. Forget TMZ, they're allowed to be inaccurate at times but People is supposed to hold higher standards. And how annoying! You're trying to have a beautiful fuckship with yo man and website after website announces that you're tying the knot. No wonder there's couples like Beyonce and Jay-Z out there that deny everything. I don't blame 'em.

Us Weekly via The Boston Herald

Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.

Denzel Washington was so serious about attending Barack Obama's inauguration that he arrived three hours early! He was also reportedly the perfect gentlemen to attendees nearby, making small talk and posing for pics.

Too cute.

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On again.

Pink and ex Carey Hart displayed some more PDA while jogging in Los Angeles Wednesday. The couple were spotted arm-in-arm. Hart also playfully pretended to push Pink into traffic (ah, love). Their reunion comes two weeks after they kissed on New Year's Eve and spent the whole weekend together.

Since divorcing in February 2008 after about two years of marriage, they have remained on very friendly terms.

I love these two together and I wouldn't be surprised if they make it. But should they ever wed again?! I wouldn't know what to do if I were Pink or Carey. So confusing, but good luck, y'all.

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US Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake recently saw each other at a restaurant. They say the run-in was extremely awkward.

Britney Spears ran into ex Justin Timberlake at Yatai Asian Tapas Bar in West Hollywood Monday night. Timberlake was in the middle of a late-night dinner with current girlfriend Jessica Biel when Spears walked through the door with her mom Lynne around 10 p.m.

While "Jessica looked gorgeous," Spears "didn't look the best, but she probably thought no one would see her, as this restaurant isn't usually a hot spot." The witness describes the restaurant as "so small…like the size of a living room," and the situation as "uncomfortable."

"Jessica and Justin looked to be slumping down in their seats to avoid [Spears]. She left 30 minutes later. Shortly afterward, Justin and Jessica got in their car and left."

While I realize slumping down is extremely douchey, it's also completely understandable. The slump is a knee jerk reaction when you see someone that you don't want to see out in public. I have also been known to cover my face with my hand. It's extremely pathetic, but necessary. Being that I am a nasty bitch, I piss a lot of people off. I completely empathize with Justin, but not with Jessica Biel. I have no clue what it's like to live my life as a woman while having a penis and scrotum. Not that I think being a pre-op transsexual is bad by any means.

Kim isn't gonna be the only tranny on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Rumors are spreading that Deshawn has been asked not to return for the second season of the Bravo reality show. They say her life was too boring for TV. Ain't that the truth!

Rumors are swirling that Deshawn may be replaced by Tameka Foster aka Usher's mannish wife. She is allegedly in final talks with the network. This shit is about to be trannies galore! While I dislike Tameka, I will definitely tune in to see what NeNe has to say about that shanghai surprise.

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I love Lisa Bonet because she's a crazy bitch. Also because of A Different World and The Cosby Show, but mainly because she's a crazy bitch. I'm also a fan of her weird daughter Zoe Kravitz. Hopefully this new baby will be just as weird. He's got his foot in the door because his mother and father, Jason Momoa named him Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Say that three times fast... okay maybe you shouldn't. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

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