Is this some pot calling the kettle black shit or is Samantha Ronson actually cuter than AnnaLynne McCord? Ha.

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Kate Winslet is one of the most talented natural beauties in Hollywood, but blonde is not her color. It ages her so much, just like it does to Lindsay Lohan. It's almost like Lindsay and Kate resemble here. The dark eyebrows are a bit much, too, because they're pretty thick. And what's Kate's natural hair color? I have no idea. Luv her, though.

The pics of Ms. Winslet are from her NY premiere of her new flick, The Reader.

My favorite sperminating "rapper" of all time, Daddy Dude, will be giving People magazine an exclusive tell-all interview, explaining his side of the story!!!!!

At the time that I'm typing this, Tuesday night, his interview is scheduled to post within hours, at 5 a.m. my time, 8 a.m. Eastern. I will post K-Fed's exclusive when I wake up. :)

This is MAJOR!!!!!! Okay, but it also makes me a little, (extremely), pissed off. People magazine is running this interview. It's going to be sugar coated to death and safe and stupid. Damn. So I'm gonna do my own Q&A with Daddy Dude right now, k?

Firecracker: How's life these days, Kevin?

Daddy Dude: Everything just be chill. Ya know.

Did you watch Britney Spears' For the Record documentary?

Yes, [laughs].

Did I say something funny?

Hell yeah! That whole interview was funny. Britney said she married me for the wrong reasons but she didn't say that when she was riding my dick! I kept her up all night and that's why she married me. She said I hit it like them other boys done never could.

What else do you think about what Britney said?

Britney called me her "babies daddy" when she knows that I'm daddy dude. And why she can't call me Kevin all of a sudden because she on MTV? The documentary was whack, yo! You want some real shit, watch our show Chaotic. We was high as fuck when it was goin' down, but at least we was keepin' it real. Fo sho.

What do you think about Britney releasing her new album, Circus? Do you wish her continued success?

Know what? I ain't tryna talk about Britney no mo! I'm recording in the studio right now. Federation records will be droppin' hits soon. It's all about '09, baby! Now you can start axing me about dat.

When Justin Timberlake was on the TRL finale he said he wrote "Rehab." Woah! Who knew? Anyway, I watched the entire video and I don't know why the eff Rihanna was in white face for "Rehab"?!!! She's already pale as snow for a black woman and has green eyes, does she have to look even whiter than she is! I watched the video a second time and this still doesn't make any sense.

Someone on the set of "Rehab" or who works in video production and editing needs to explain this shit to me. Now.

I was chugging down sake in my room last night watching Grey's Anatomy with my roommate, and the episode featured Denny, Izzie's ex-fiance who Izzie kinda sorta killed. He died a season ago, and suddenly he's back, talking to her and shiz. Fine. I've seen ghost characters before. I'll deal.

Denny tells Izzie to touch him at different points in the episode; she gets pissed and tells him to leave her alone. Then during the final minutes of the show, Izzie gives in and puts her palm on his chest. He uses his other hand to wrap around hers and she goes, "You're real!" And she's crying. And she's psycho.

I then said, "Dude, I wanna have sex with a dead guy!" to my roommate. She was in hysterics. I said that before ABC aired what was to come on next week's Grey's Anatomy episode, and you guessed it - Izzie and Denny are having sex!

Izzie's having sex with a dead guy. Great. Grey's has hit an all-time low. The story line reminds me of NBC soap, Passions. Passions used a midget to play the character of a doll! It was one of the most disrespectful roles a dwarf could ever play. The doll would talk and etc. like a real person. My sister and I thought it was hilarious, but givin' it up to a ghost? Not so funny, just ridiculous.

OKAY, I just read a few sites - people think Izzie has a brain tumor and that's why Denny's back. Something better be wrong with Izzie cause right now I think the script is dumb as hell. Oh, and I still wanna have sex with a ghost, but only if he's sexy.

Fans are pissed at how dumb Grey's is over at the LA Times. I'm not alone.

* HOT LINKS *

"Rich-as-Fuck Celebrities Not So Rich-as-Fuck Anymore" - CNW

I want this for Christmas - OMG

Paula Abdul's stalker was crazy!! Pretended to be Abdul's ex-boyfriend so Paula would call her - CS

Scientific analysis of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's relationship - CK

Haha! - AB

SNL hires two new female cast members - BB

Kanye West's cocky new interview. He loves this shiz - WIMB

The Hills script exposed - IBBB

Tila Tequila's talks about Vegas hookup rumors - GB

Amy Wino hits the streets while holding a bottle of vodka - CW

Suicide is not the answer! Suicide over Paula Abdul is seriously not the answer, and why do they have the same first name?!

Paula Goodspeed competed on the 2006 Season 5 of American Idol. Her audition footage featured a 3 minute and 40 second featurette on her mad love for the intoxicated has been including the first picture Goodspeed ever drew was of Abdul. Goodspeed didn't make it to the second round at her American Idol tryout.

Goodspeed has been stalking Abdul for an unspecified amount of time and the po po have been called to Abdul's house to deal with her "numerous times before."

The victim was found dead in a car, yards from Paula's L.A. home. Cause of death may have been a drug overdose.

The victim's parents called them at 3:00 PM to tell them their daughter was missing and that she "had an unnatural obsession" with Paula Abdul and they might want to check Abdul's home.

The woman, who died of an apparent drug overdose/suicide, had a license plate that reads "ABL LV." There is also a lanyard hanging from her mirror with a picture of Paula.

If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts, please visit the national suicide prevention lifeline or save.org for suicide prevention and depression awareness



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Jesse Metcalfe the ex-Desperate Housewives and former soap star took a hit. He fell 30 - 40 feet from a second-story balcony in Monaco on Sunday.

Jesse was in Monaco to help host the World Music Awards; he was at Jimmy'z club when he fell. He was rushed to the hospital where he had an X-ray and brain scan. He was discharged early yesterday. The "hunky star" later flew to London and had a CAT scan.

Metcalfe has a fractured fibular but "no long term damage" â€" though he does have some restricted movement in his legs, says his rep. The actor will undergo some physiotherapy.

"To have fallen that distance and not have any major injuries was a miraculous escape," says the rep. "It was a very scary experience for him and those of us who saw him. It was a nasty fall. He was found face down on the floor … It could easily have been fatal."

O.M.G. I'm so glad that Jesse's okay! How embarrassing would it be to go out like that, cause you was drunk ass and fell? Jesse's rep said he did have "a couple of glasses of champagne" before he kissed the ground.

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No Smith son!

Will Smith's cutie son Jaden will ruin a classic in the remake of Karate Kid.

Variety magazine reported this rumor months ago and the script is being written just for Jaden. Hookups!

The 10-year-old - who's currently a martial arts practitioner - starred with his dad in 2006's The Pursuit of Happyness.

The script, which is still being written, will be similar to the 1984 franchise, in which a bullied kid learns to stand up for himself with the help of his quirky karate coach.

But instead of Hawaii, the flick will be filmed in Beijing, China, in 2009. No release date is set.

Dad Will is to serve as producer.

I'm interested to see what this remake will bring. I think Jaden is too young and too mini to be kicking ass as a Karate Kid. But whatever. Will and Jada are doing a really good job picking the right roles in major films for their kids to come up in. I wish them all the best. This Karate Kid remake will probably pull in thick dolla at the box office as much as I don't support the "idea."

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There's no excuse for this. This security guard needs a serious talking-to!

Brad Pitt was grabbed, pushed and spun around by a plainclothes security guard at the premiere of his new movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. on Monday.

Angelina Jolie's baby daddy arrived at UCLA's Bruin Theatre in Westwood half an hour before the film was scheduled to end so he could answer questions from the audience about the film.

Photographers followed him as he entered the lobby. Upon the commotion, a security guard in plain clothes had a karate studio brochure in his teeth as he manhandled Bradley.

Pitt looked bewildered and shaken, but he was able to pull free and go up a stairway to escape. The stairway only led up to bathrooms.

Pitt had to wait a bit while the lobby was cleared before he was able to walk back down without any problems.

I'm sure Brad and a lot of other actors are eager to get back to that theatre now.

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Why aren't the police investigating Julia Hudson?!!!!!!!!! Julia had the balls and the lack of common sense to update her MySpace pics with the picture above and the caption, "NOW THAT JASON'S GONE, I'M THE PRETTIEST ONE." Bitch, Jennifer's the prettiest one. You will always be a ghetto hoodrat ho with rolls to spare.

Julia's mother, son and brother Jason were brutally murdered two weeks ago and her estranged hubby, William Balfour, the sole "person of interest" is scheduled to be released from jail on Monday. Jennifer, for now, remain in hiding, gurl!

I still don't know what to think about Julia Hudson conspiracy theories, but I know that I can not stand this bitch!!!!!! She has a slew of recent pics now posted where she's cheesin' from ear to ear with dumb ass accompanying captions. This attention hungry whore is in deep mourning. Speechless.

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