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Uh, I'm Kind of Skurred to Buy Kanye West's New Album 808's and Heartbreak

First of all, Kanye looks like a black, manic depressive Pee Wee Herman in the promo shots. I take this as a red flag.

While Kanye West may be a super talent, I'm unsure of what to think. Will his new work stray too much from what we love and know Ye for? The new album is reportedly singing only; and by the serious look on Kanye's face, I wouldn't be surprised if fans slit their wrist to his new tracks. Just saying.

Skurred yet too?

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That Really Dumb Britney Spears Trial Is Over

After three days of deliberations, a mistrial has been declared in Brit Brit's misdemeanor driving with no license case. Tax dollars at work, y'all!

Britney was driving without her license. It was a fact, yet an entire trial needed to commence in order to determine that bitch was driving without a license.

The eight female, four male jury was unable to break their deadlock. How complicated was this case?!!!

"This does feel like a victory," Spears' attorney Michael Flanagan told E! News.

Van Nuys Superior Court Judge James A. Steele dismissed the jury just moments after the prosecution and defense were allowed to deliver additional closing statements to the jurors.

After five votes, the jury foreman confirmed they were deadlocked 10-2 in favor of acquitting the pop star. All told, the jurors deliberated slightly more than eight hours over a verdictâ€"more time, incidentally, than the lawyers took to try the case.

Major B*tch Slap In The Face of Parents With Autistic Children?

Despite criticism from the American Academy of Pediatrics, Jenny McCarthy says she helped her son, Evan, recover from autism.

The actress - who believes the MMR vaccine was to blame for her son's diagnosis - says a strict no wheat-and-dairy-free diet has changed her son from a quiet little boy who used to flail his arms around to a loving six-year-old.

"Before the vaccination, he was huggy, lovey, snuggly," she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly. "Then it was like someone came down and stole him."

McCarthy, 36, remembers when Evan began to come out of his shell while watching a SpongeBob episode. "I heard Evan laugh...I jumped on the bed and started screaming."

She adds, "When he finally hugged me, I prayed, 'Please God don't let this be the only time.'"

"McCain had come out and said he thinks there's enough evidence between vaccines and autism, so I got on a helicopter [to meet him for] an on-camera interview. By the time I got there, the campaign manager said, 'He's ahead in the polls, and this is too controversial, and he doesn't want to go one way or the next.'"

If Jenny knows things we don't know about autism and how effective a wheat-and-dairy-free diet can actually be, more power to her!! I hope many other parents will have the same dramatic results that she has.

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Quote Me of The Day: Paul Sculfor

I bitterly regret using cocaine. Apart from anything else, it made my hair fall out. It started falling out in my partying years, because excessive cocaine abuse affects the adrenal system and halts hair growth. I'm lucky it grew back.

I dunno how I never knew that! You learn something new every, like, three times a year, at least in my case. Ha.

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Comedy Has Its Boundaries, Right?

Seth Rogen will play a supporting role in I'm With Cancer, a comedy about the deadly disease.

The Hollywood Reporter says Seth will also produce the Will Reiser flick penned by partner Evan Goldberg and Ben Karlin, former head writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The story's based on Reiser's own story, focusing on his diagnosis with cancer at the age of 25 and how he uses comedy to cope with his mortality.

I think I really have to see this first before I can decide how offended I am by it. Right now I'm 50% surprised, 50% curious.

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Fat B*tch From Hairspray Talks About Airport Brawl

One day after Bianca Golden's Tyra Banks Show episode aired, Nikki Blonsky is here to give her biased account of events too.

Nikki claims that the incident has left her "completely destroyed." She also said,

"The hardest part for me is to see my parents walk around in severe upset and sadness."

While Nikki's family was walking around "in severe upset and sadness" Bianca's mother was in an intensive care unit with a broken nose, fractured skull and severe internal bleeding. Nikki is full of shit!!! After my dad was in the hospital fighting for his life, I find Nikki's statement very offensive. Nikki's violent dad could have killed Bianca's mom. Her fat ass needs to STFU!

Nikki says Bianca's fam started the brawl, getting upset at fellow passengers who were saving seats. However, Nikki did NOT explain why the fight began. Suspicious anyone?! Nikki claims Bianca was pointing in her face and she "asked" her to stop. You know she didn't "ask" her, she probably gave her some major 'tude.

"That's when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, 'F--k you, you white bitch.' And then she closed her fist and punched me."

Golden, Blonsky and Blonsky's father Carl were all charged with actual bodily harm and common assault, with Carl facing the additional charge of inflicting grievous bodily harm.

Golden could face two years behind bars if convicted when her trial kicks off Nov. 24.

Nikki and Carl Blonsky face up to two and five years in prison, respectively, and are both due in court Dec. 1.

I hope Bianca's mother is okay, and I wonder if she has any permanent damage?

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Seriously?!

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Uh, okay, wtf is this all about. Does Angelina Jolie shop for her kids' clothes at the thrift store? What the hell is that Vietnamese child wearing! And Zahara looks like her mom hasn't put a brush through her hair since yesterday when she put her to bed in that very same outfit. She could use a belt. Shiloh doesn't look much better than her siblings on foot, and does Pax have highlights in his hair? Disturbing all around.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and three of their kids were spotted in New Orleans Monday after stopping in New York over the weekend for the Changeling premiere.

I'm Surprised She Doesn't Do This More Often

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Sex With a Diaper On

Jamie Oliver (British television chef and friend of Oprah's) said he wants a son so badly that he fucked while wearing a cold diaper!!

Jamie confessed that he wore a frozen nappy (diaper) to boost their chances of having a boy. Jamie said he'd heard that temperature could improve his and Jools' chances of conceiving a boy.

He said: "I don't know what sex it is yet. I know a lot of people say I keep talking about having a boy.

"And, well if I had a choice then it would be a boy - but I want to just make it clear that I'm happy whatever the big man gives me, as long as it's healthy."

He added: "I've tried quite a few things, I found out from a specialist that it's about temperature, temperature of the balls.

"So what I did is I bought an adult nappy, soaked it in water, froze it, cut a hole for the c**k and we made love."

It seems that Jamie probably didn't intend to make this confession as he added on TV show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: "I actually didn't plan on having this conversation Jonathan."

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This Dog Is a Better Lover Than The Guy I Brought Home Saturday Night

Horny ass dog alert! Someone give him a bone. This dog is a master at the fine art of tongue fucking.