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A life insurance company is balking at making a $10 million payout to Heath Ledger's nearly 3-year-old daughter Matilda, lawyers for the child claim.

ReliaStar Life Insurance Co. first wants to investigate whether Ledger died by suicide, which would allow the insurer not to pay.

According to the coroner, the actor died at age 28 from an accidental overdose.

"There's no evidence out there we know of to remotely suggest the death was a suicide. We think it's more of stalling tactic than anything else." says lawyer William Shernoff.

Ledger, who had taken out the policy in June 2007, willed his estate to his parents and sisters, but family members decided that Matilda â€" Ledger's daughter with Michelle Williams â€" would get all the money.

How slimy are these insurance companies? I can't believe they want to know for sure that Heath didn't commit suicide so that if he did, they don't have to pay Matilda. Completely ridiculous!!!! There should be no such rule to begin with.

R.I.P. Heath

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First of all, no one knows wtf this picture is about. Considering that he already knocked up Nicole Richie, Joel's obviously reminding his brother Benji that Paris' infected gaping canal aka vagina is dangerous and he should triple bag it. But why didn't he hold up the Magnum condoms?! And if there weren't any Magnums to be found, he shouldn't hold up any condoms at all. Like, if I'm pictured bra shopping, I'll be holding the D-cups. That has nothing to do with the fact that I am a D. If I were an AA I'd have a D-cup bra on my head and a couple under my armpits and one fastened on top of my clothes just for emphasis that no one needs to throw some D's on this bitch.

Joel!!!! Make me think you're packin' heat. The fantasy is more entertaining than the sad reality is.

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Who exactly are the Claymates? Virgins with vision and hearing problems? Clay has always been flamboyant, speaks with a soft voice and giggles like a 8-year-old school girl.

What kind of "revelation" was this?! I browsed through Clay's message board. Check out some of my fave responses, if you won't laugh at a few of these, at least you'll be crackin' some smiles.

This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.

please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now.

"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."

"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it.

To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "

"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."

"I don't understand how anyone can say that this changes nothing. It's as simple as this for me: Clay is NOT the person I thought he was. I can't look at him the same way again and this is killing me.

I want SO bad to feel the same about him but right now I just can't. And the funny thing is I have NO problem with gay people. But it's just that he lied about it and I can't forgive him.

I have slowly been backing away. Now this. I have been a fan from the very beginning and will always admire his voice and quirky personality, but I just can't do this anymore. And I will very much miss, probably as much as Clay, the wonderful and clever chats with those members of this board, and I really mean that. Stupid tears are gunking up my contact lenses,

I feel like I'm the only person who really thought Clay was straight. If it's true everyone seems to be taking it so in stride. or elese they're just not posting. .

I feel that the picture of the cover is NOT the real cover. At least I hope not.image I don't like the idea of the first picture the world sees of Parker with the words "IM GAY". To me they should be 2 seperate stories. It don't feel that's the way to present him to the world. I would rather see " HE'S HERE" or 'WELCOME PARKER" or something like that.

I've cried a river of tears and truthfully do not know where I stand right now. I am envious of those who can take this news and continue to state their unconditional love and support for Clay. Right now all I can think of is that he is a fantastic entertainer but I took him at his word and it appears that his word isn't what I thought it was.

I am having a hard time coming to terms with this, I don't know how I feel about him right now, but for sure I know it won't be the same.

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So, uh, Jenna Jameson is not only preggers, but she's knocked up with twins... and, uh, weren't her ovaries shoved up into her lower abdomen hundreds of times already?  Tito's sperm could compete in the Olympics, those crazy swimmers.

Jenna's kids have got to be special when they do come out. Just saying. And I'm being completely kind, I said "special" instead of 'mentally challenged and deformed.'

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I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins!

Okay. This really isn't funny. After I read Michael Lohan's rant, emailed to paparazzi agency x17, I paused. I wanted to put myself in LiLo's shoes for a minute and I thought, if I were Lindsay, what would I do in this situation?

I found myself at a loss of solutions. The only thing I could come up with would be to stay outta the spotlight, not make any movies, don't appear anywhere for a while - basically hide cause my dad is bat shit. But that sucks. Why should she do that? I am SO humiliated for Lindsay Lohan. How embarrassing. Here's some of Michael's bullshit:

I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what's with this …."person"??? Look at the way she "dresses"? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven't exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay's life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

I am compelled to speak out about the people , like Samantha, who are destroying Lindsay is far too many ways. I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won't stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay's life.

THE END

Michael, sounds like you're on the right track, you've officially sped up the process of repairing your relationship with Lindsay. Go get 'em, father of the year. Good job! :)

If I got to suck just one of Barack Obama's nuts.

This man drives me wild. In the face of adversity, he remains calm and collected. Such a turn-on!!! Damn, boi.

Barack was speaking in Miami when some self-hating, ignorant, slave-loving, Uncle Toms also known as "Blacks Against Obama" interrupted his speech. And he remains so poised!

On a sidenote, these "Blacks Against Obama" protestors need to be shot while being electrocuted. According to their cheap looking signs, they disagree with Barack's stance on equality (gay marriage) and they allege Barack's endorsed by the KKK (yeah, the same group whose members keep plotting his assassination). Craziness!

This is definitely my weird news of the day story. How bullshitty of the protesters and the security at this event to allow this to take place.

This is probably my most embarrassing confession to date. Jessica Simpson's singing "Remember That," her song about being abused. I saw a link to this video on E! and they were basically insinuating that this Jessica Simpson video is funny. I was prepared to laugh. I actually did some chuckles, and I already knew what I was gonna post here on POTP.

I was gonna say 'Jessica Simpson on The View. It's getting harder and harder for me to defend my Jess. Is she singing or is she acting?'

But towards the end of the song, as she continues singing, I feel like homegurl gets too deep. Too emotional. And I actually teared up. Now I'm kind of embarrassed to reveal that, but I love you all enough to put my embarassment aside. Now I dunno who's crazier - Jessica Simpson or me? I think I need to go play some Grand Theft Auto when I'm done so I can toughen up.

If only more than 2 of you commented, I would SO beg you to chime in and caption this picture! I'll see what the voices in my head can come up with...

This is what jazz hands is all about, honey

Viewers that don't know I'm gay will just think I'm graceful

I was made for Broadway but this is the next best thing

I don't have to say bye, bye, bye to my career anymore

Gawd I wish my partner were a man so I could be staring at his pecs right now... but maybe I'd get a boner out on the dancefloor. Second thought, this chick will do.

On his show on Tuesday, livid Stern raged, "I'm really aggravated by this. I don't feel like defending myself to my kids about something that's in the paper that isn't true."

Howard had Natalie on his show, therefore, everyone said he's promoting her auction.

The virgin at the center of this story, who goes by Natalie Dylan, says she's doing this to pay for her masters in marriage and family therapy. Ironic.

"I don't have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?"

This isn't your typical prostitution. Natalie has to give the stamp of approval before some pervert gets the green light.

Dylan says the winner won't necessarily be the highest bidder. "I want someone with chemistry. We'll take bids until I find a suitor I'm happy with."

As a female, I really don't know how I'm supposed to feel about all this. This is a grown woman making a decision about her own body AND she's picking someone she has chemistry with first to have sex with. Sounds like a typical first date to me.

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I'm sittin' here tryin' to find ish to post, but everything's centered around the VMAs. I know there's stuff out there, but I thought I'd throw this pic up in the meantime.

Ryan definitely seems more into this than Randy. Who knew he was into the big boys?