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BRITNEY SPEARS - "Brit Brit," as Jonah Hill called her, looked hawt in the opening video. She looked even more fierce when she graced the stage with confidence, holding the mic behind her back for a minute so everyone can stare at her new hot body. The pop princess is back!! As soon as I saw she wasn't in a dance routine outfit I was a lil bummed out. She looked stunning but I like Britney best when she's shaking her badonkadonk and flashing her weave around.

RIHANNA - Opened the show singing "Disturbia." She was good, as good as "good" can be when you can't really sing. Her performance was hawt, though. She has a confidence that she didn't have as little as a year ago when she performed "Umbrella" at last year's show. Or the Grammys. Wherever. I watched her sing "Umbrella" somewhere and she wasn't nearly as confident as she is now. The bitch got cocky a while ago, you can tell. I can't blame her. She's hot and she needs an upgrade from Chris Brown. Okay...

RUSSELL BRAND - This man is why Forgetting Sarah Marshall was so funny. He's a scene stealer but he was not supposed to host the VMAs. You could tell he was nervous and it's hard to be nervous and funny simultaneously, they cancel each other out like taking a piss and orgasming at the same time. It's not gonna work. It can't happen. I was so embarrassed for him. I literally cringed, got up and walked around because it made me uncomfortable watching him squirm and everyone in the audience was wearing a 'wtf?' look on their face. However, I highly enjoyed his comments about Bristol Palin and her future hubby. Perfect! Don't have unprotected sex kids, look at where it got that douche!

I also didn't mind his multiple shout outs to Barack Obama. I'm not entirely sure he wants folks to vote for Barack, though, I think he was just trying to incite a reaction - something the audience was lacking the entire night. Tough crowd. He got better as the night went along, though.

DEMI MOORE - Why the (expletive) was Demi Moore presenting?! I'm not sure I will figure out this answer at any point in my lifetime.

THE JONAS BROTHERS - no comment. I have to be at least 7 years younger to be into 'em. Next.

KATY PERRY - murdered Madonna's "Like a Virgin." And why was she on the itty bitty stage to begin with? I wish she was on the main stage singing the full version so I could see all the disgusted looks from the members in the audience as she croaked. :(

MICHAEL PHELPS - Can someone please explain to me why the world's best swimmer didn't come out in a Speedo?!!! And WHY, dear god, why was he wearing headphones to cover up his huge ass ears? I don't wanna know who was behind this but, uh. Yeah. I say he should have kept the headphones on the entire time, why rip 'em off to show off those scary things. Weirdness!

PARAMORE - Was on fire.

PINK - Pink is absolutely amazing!!!! She's not beautiful now, she's fucking hot! Yes. Definitely. I would fuck her, the true definition of 'fucking hot.' She gave a solid performance; her new hair is hot, her body's in check, she has a don't-give-a-crappy-poo-poo attitude. Works.

MCLOVIN- I don't think the dude that plays McLovin (can't remember his name right now) was acting in Superbad at all. Why are you gonna be wasted before the award show when you're presenting? He's so cute but no one needs to embarrass themself like that.

JORDIN SPARKS - Bitch are you serious?!!!!! Russell Brand dissed The Jonas Virgins and Jordin was super bitchy while she was presenting an award she first said,

"I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring. Because not everybody â€" guy or girl â€" wants to be a slut."

Folks, this is why my cherry is no longer intact. I was too angry when I was a virgin. Virgins are an angry, upset group of people. Damn. Having sex before marriage doesn't make you a slut. Giving head to 90 guys because you're waiting until marriage does. Duh!

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - I loved her rendition of "Genie in a Bottle." There's accusations she was lip synching. I didn't notice, therefore, I don't give a fudge. She can blow anyway. Not a big deal. I'm also into her reinvention. Luvs it!

As you know, Britney Spears won three awards, one award for each category in which she was nominated.

Her fans are hardcore! I can't believe it has taken her SO long to pick up her first moonman. Congrats!

KANYE WEST - Uh, wtf was the glowing broken heart on your chest about, why was it there, why was your hair grown out, why were you singing instead of yelling, running around, venting or even whining? Why didn't you give me something to smile about? I was so confused, waiting for you to wrap up your broken heart bitching and launch into a hit song. Don't do this to us again, Kanye, k?

It's the MTV Awards, the glory days are long gone. They do too much weird shit these days, with shorter versions of songs performed on multiple stages, weird hosts and weird sets.

Bristol Palin, 17, and her baby daddy and future husband, Levi Johnston, 18, sported each other's names tattooed on their ring fingers while at the Republican National Convention. This disturbs me. Yes, it is so my business. Actually, I'm not jokin' no more. It is my business. It's very dangerous that teen pregnancy has been glamorized and the sperm donor always stays with the baby mama when the expecting mothers are public figures.

Anywho, I wish Bristol, Levi and the Palin fam all the best. :)

WEIRD!!! Red hair is such a rare trait. I know I was shocked when my friend, a blonde, and her hubby, a blond, had a red headed daughter. It is strange.

How cute is Max now?! We haven't seen him in forever. Christina does a good job of shielding him from the spotlight unlike Gwen Stefani who made Kingston her purse. Max is definitely cute enough to be an accessory. Congrats to Xtina, he doesn't look like a mini-bat boy like her hubby. What a cutie. :)

Christina Aguilera has the perfect dinner date in son Max, 7 months! The singer and husband Jordan Bratman (not pictured) enjoyed a family night out Monday in New York City.

I told y'all, I am luvin this shiz!

"I'm not sure what [Sarah] brings to the ticket other than she's a woman and a conservative. Well, she's a better speaker than McCain," Faye Palin told the New York Daily News. "People will say she hasn't been on the national scene long enough.

The 44-year-old -- who was elected governor just two years ago after serving as mayor of Wasilla (pop. 6,715) -- will be the first woman nominated by the Republican Party to run on a national ticket.

"We don't agree on everything. But I respect her passion," Faye said. "Being pro-life is who Sarah is."

The Obama campaign issued a sharp critique of Palin on Friday, saying,

"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain's commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush's failed economic policies -- that's not the change we need, it's just more of the same."

Maybe gossip bloggers aren't supposed to talk politics, but this bitch should not be put in office. She is UNQUALIFIED and I'm disgusted that McCain chose her simply because she has a uterus and he wants Hillary Clinton's supporters' votes. It's horribly sexist, irresponsible and wrong.

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Matthew's mother Kay McConaughey has penned a new book, I Amaze Myself. Kay opens up on the passing of Matt's dad and she has no shame.

"On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!"

And when her man couldn't be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

"I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey �" and his gift," she says.

DAYUM!!! She's a horny ass bitch. Luvs her!!!

It was just after she'd married Matthew's dad for the third time.

"I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?'" she says. "That's when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!"

So many other hos wish they could be as interesting as Kay. She's a natural.

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Jodeci performed in Sydney Australia on Sunday where K-Ci took a little break during his solo performance.

During their baby making song "All My Life," K-Ci blacked out mid-track (at the 1:50 mark), spending the next 40 seconds face down on the floor while you can hear a few concert goers yelling for someone to pick him up. Couldn't JoJo at least kick him?

She was just sentenced to three years for hitting a woman with a rum bottle last October. She'll get an additional seven years probation.

The victim -- a former Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader -- was hospitalized after the attack and permanently scarred.

Ms. Brat was convicted back in 2001 for misdemeanor reckless conduct.

Da Brat had so many other routes she could have taken. LIke, taking dem rubber bands outta her hair and making some sling shots. throwing her drink in her face, or rapping. Any one of those options would have made the bitch run and no charges would have been filed. I liked Da Brat a lot when I met her. She was so funny, energetic and positive. Three years over a bottle of rum? Maybe she would have a life sentence if it was Cristal?

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Shaq's divorce has been called off.

Shaunie O'Neal told The Associated Press that the couple plans to stop divorce proceedings soon.

"Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place," Shaunie O'Neal said. "Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.' Literally, it was days ago," Shaunie O'Neal said.

"So, we've agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we'll make sure that that's gone away."

Shaq filed for divorce in September 2007, after nearly five years of marriage. Oh silly Shaunie, I remember why Shaq filed for divorce. You allegedly had some "muscular Cuban" lover on the side that you made a down payment on a crib for when Shaq flipped out.

I LOVE her answer! "Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place," - bitch is talented at PR. :)

Congrats ... I guess? A whole lotta money was at stake. Shaq's no saint himself. They're gonna stick it out and I'm sure they'll have happy lives together with multiple lovers here and there. I ain't mad at ya, just jealous.

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The newest trend in pre-tween preening is a wax job, with girls as young as 6 years old removing whatever hair they have - or don't have - from their legs and armpits.

"You feel grown up and fashionable; it's like getting your first haircut or nails done," says 14-year-old Glynis Coyne. Coyne started waxing her legs when she was 8.

The reason she started so young, says Glynis' mom, Monica Longworth, was she noticed her second-grade daughter was becoming "a hairy little girl."

According to Wanda Stawczyk, the number of young clients coming to her salon has skyrocketed to more than 200 customers last year.

TriBeCa's Eden Spa waxed 20 pre-tweens last year.

"I have one customer who started getting her eyebrows waxed. She's 6 years old," says Eden's manager, Evette Jiang.

Nair has even marketed a brand of hair remover for "first-time waxers." Called Nair Pretty, the packaging's neon colors and cartoon figures appeal to younger girls.

"This is another example of how younger and younger girls are being sexualized and objectified," says New York-based child psychiatrist Candida Fink.

O.M.G. of all the things parents should be worrying about, hair on their child's legs should not be one of 'em. This is absolutely unnecessary and a tragic waste of time for young girls. Now these girls have something else to worry about, as if they aren't concerned enough about their appearance. I'm so disturbed by this.

The article also notes many spas have an 18 or 16 years old age limit, while others have waivers. Obviously if a salon's making money, its not going to refuse this service. The numbers indicate that pre-tween waxing is a growing trend. Crazy.

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