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Best believe I will post this video when it leaks. :) My prayers have been answered. You know Mini Me is packin' heat! His penis is probably just as big as his arm. Wouldn't that be hilarious? A short dude who's packin' is gonna look all outta proportion in all the right ways. This is why I must bang a midget at some point in my lifetime.

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

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Brooke spoke with Us magazine about the Hulk's pervy behavior.

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

I've just fallen in love with Brooke! Bitch is genius. No child molester ever changed his or her child's diaper, right?! She's brilliant. But I get what she's saying. Honestly, it's weird and disgusting to us, but it's totally fine with her and Hulk because they're weird and disgusting. I know, I'm brilliant too.

Time magazine reports,
As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babiesâ€"more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year.

By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, "some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Sullivan says.

All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.

The girls who made the pregnancy pactâ€"some of whom, according to Sullivan, reacted to the news that they were expecting with high fives and plans for baby showersâ€"declined to be interviewed. So did their parents.

But Amanda Ireland, who graduated from Gloucester High on June 8, thinks she knows why these girls wanted to get pregnant. "They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally," Ireland says. "I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m."

Gloucester's elected school committee plans to vote later this summer on whether to provide contraceptives. But that won't do much to solve the issue of teens wanting to get pregnant.

Yesterday I wrote about some 12 year-old girl who took her dad to court for not allowing her to go on a school trip after she posted sexy pics online, now this? Crazy.

On a sidenote, this just wasn't my week at all. I hope to feel better next week. Have a fun weekend and stay away from pregnancy pacts! Good lord! And if you know any young girls, please tell her/them that getting pregnant with her friends is one of the biggest mistakes she could possibly make.

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The damn details in this "article" are just completely ridic! Bullshiz in bold.Britney Spears and Mel Gibson had a smokin' date Tuesday night â€" at an exclusive Beverly Hills cigar club.

For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met in what was confirmed to PEOPLE as a more of an ongoing guidance session than a business pow-wow.

When Spears arrived, her bodyguard drove a Jeep Commander into the underground parking garage, and she exited with her blonde hair up and pulled back by a white headband. Also with Spears were her assistant Brett and a bodyguard.

"She looked pretty in her new Capri jeans a blue blouse, white shoes and a brown bag," says a photographer. Earlier in the day, Spears was seen shopping at the Lisa Kline boutique in Beverly Hills, where she purchased the new jeans and tried on several necklaces.

"Britney looked like a doll with bright red lipstick," added the photog, who described her as "very quiet" and "with a serious look on her face as she walked in to the Havana Club."

By contrast, an upbeat Gibson left his silver Lexus with the valet and walked in holding what was described as a "man-purse" up to his face and a look of "okay, you got me" as paparazzi snapped his picture.

Around 9:30, Spears left the club for home, while Gibson hung around until about 11.

The two â€" once neighbors inside a Malibu enclave (Spears now lives in a gated community in Studio City) â€" began being seen in public together in March, at dinner in a restaurant. It was then learned that Gibson and his wife, Robin, had been looking in on Spears once she had checked out the hospital in February.

In May, Gibson and his wife, and Spears and her father, all vacationed together in Costa Rica.

I HOPE that an intern wrote this trash and no one was able to copy edit it before it was published! That's the only understandable excuse. Britney excited the Jeep with her hair pulled up and wearing a white headband, she looked pretty with her white shoes and brown bag, bitch tried on necklaces and looked "like a doll," while Mel had a "man-purse."

And I'm sure Mel wouldn't like to know People reported that he was rockin' a murse.

I guess the story was so bland that they had to throw in every itty bitty detail. They should have just ditched the deets and kept it simple and respectable.

Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.

Tom reveals, "I'm just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful."

It's flip flop time and I haven't even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I'm so jealous.

Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It's not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they're done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That's why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don't want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.

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At first I was thinking, 'Yuck! What a dumbass' but then I read the rest of the article, and now I think he's really dedicated and talented and weird as hell.

"I always go for something different. So, first I tried to paint with nose, but noticed that few are already doing it. So, I thought of giving my tongue a try and succeeded. Many newspapers reported it. I got a good response. Then, I made it a regular practice," said Ani K.

When Ani first started out, he used to get severe headaches and body aches everytime he tried painting with his tongue. But he persevered and soon got over that.

Taking about 5 months to complete, he has made an 8 foot painting of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper. He usually finishes one painting in three to four days. In the future he plans to hold an art gallery at his house featuring 150 of his tongue paintings.

Tongue painting video after the jump!

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LINKAGE

• Lil Kim continues to chop up her face - CS
• STRAIGHT FUG! But I do kind of like it - CK
• No Sex and the City for you - AB
• Something tells me Kid Rock thinks he's a good catch. WHY?! - GB
• Why couldn't she get burnt with some cooking oil? - SOW
• Britney Spears does Julia Roberts - RR
• What happens when Ashley Olsen is forced to shower? - ND
• Posh and her cutie - DS
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get stabbed in the back - PB
• IBBB's hilarious Harriet Carter post - IBBB

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!Mackenzie was barely potty trained when she first appeared on the wholesome christian show, "7th Heaven." But here she is being a slut, kissing some chick, trying to be sexy. WTF?!!!!!!!

I have no clue of whether Hollywood does this to young girls, or is it their environment, today's society where females feel that being sexy is the most important thing they should be, like, ever, or whether this is all innocent experimentation? I blame all the reasons I've just listed.

And I'm glad there wasn't digital cameras when I was younger, because you have to admit, many of us females are sluts and we're no different than these skanks. It's just that no one disseminates our pictures to the masses.

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I was like, Angelina Jolie drug video? Okay. Bor-ring! But this is actually pretty good.

Angie's high, smiley and intense and it's like she thinks she's deep when she talks about her affinity for S&M, accidentally killing her pets and wanting poor kids to have shiny new costumes.

The video is oddly entertaining. The footage is from '99 when Angie was 23. Some chick next to her is smoking heroin and Angelina's in a drug den, but she's not seen taking drugs during the footage, instead she's providing insight on a wide range of very important topics. "You're not supposed to feed your rabbit lettuce?!"

A Cuddle Party may look like a pajama party for grown-ups. It's fun but there are rules. The number one rule, pajamas stay on the whole time. This is a non-sexual event.

So what's a cuddle party?

The parties are held around the country to help people achieve better intimacy, and communication. And it allows people to express themselves in a comfortable and safe environment.

There's snuggling, nuzzling and even spooning. But not everyone's ready for a group hug right away since you may not know everyone. So to get comfortable there are a few steps to start with.

The first step, whether you're with a partner or by yourself, is to sit and chat in a welcome circle. You hear the rules which include asking permission and getting a verbal yes before you touch anybody. And if everyone agrees to all of the rules, the cuddling begins.

"I love experiencing the feelings that come up when you connect with each individual person," said cuddle party-goer Linda Hunter at a recent Phoenixville party.

"Day to day life can get isolating so it's nice to have something to break out of that pattern," says Eric Merlino, another cuddle guest.

For Eric Hunter, "I have finally completely overcome my social anxiety that I had for decades."

Cuddle parties last for about 3 hours and pajamas and stuffed animals are optional.

"These folks enjoyed themselves, they tell me they leave feeling lighter emotionally and physically," said Edie. "You can't help but smile being around this."

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LINKAGE

Howard Stern's new feud - CS
We all saw this breakup coming, or at least I did - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson = done! - SOW
The deets on masturbation month - CK
Getting paid to cop a feel - AB
Which hot slut always wins every damn contest - RR
Mariah Carey explains that she's 12 years old, explains everything - DS
Kiki Dunst gets replaced! - GB
Priceless America's Next Top Model review by the incomparable - IBBB

Fantasia does a bang up job, leaving Simon Cowell at a loss for words while watching Fantasia's disaster of a performance. 

See what happens when you take a baby mama out the hood and give her some funds? She dyes her hair pink, won't spend money to remove her braces, gains weight and bounces around stage like she won the lottery so she can pay her pimp then take her girls to buffet.

Fantasia, you sucked ass and feet but I still luv ya, hun. Do you! :)