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It was bound to happen. When you have a supposed 16 year-old chick who looks like she's pushing 40 married to a 51 year-old actor, there's destined to be a reality show. Courtney Stodden had recently admitted they were being seduced by producers wanting to do a reality show and they've finally struck a deal.

Courtney and her Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison have singed a deal with Merv Griffith Entertainment head honcho Roy Bank. The couple says they're proud they found the perfect producer for their reality show and are "thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company."

Courtney's mom Krista Stodden said they picked Roy because he'll be able to place Courtney's show in front of the best network for her. Which one would that be? The Playboy Channel? I guess we'll have some disgusting, uncomfortable and odd entertainment coming our way because as Krista said, "They are going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."

Yeah, you knew Ryan Seacrest wasn't gonna touch this couple with a 10 foot pole.

More details are emerging about Lindsay Lohan's crazy b!tch behavior at the V Magazine party on Wednesday night. We already know that Linds threw a drink at Jasper Rischen, who was not a paparazzo, but a photographer who had been hired by the magazine to take pictures of the event. But her drunken diva behavior didn't end there and she reportedly caused a young waitress to be carried out on a stretcher and hospitalized.

According to a report in New York Magazine, everyone thought Lindsay's outburst was over after the incident with the photographer, but apparently Linds was still in need of attention, so she "sent a drink — still in its glass — sailing over the wall and directly at a cocktail waitress." Amazingly, Lindsay kind of apologized to the waitress, saying that hitting her with the glass was an accident and screaming "Not you, him!" indicating the dude she had meant to hit with the projectile. Don't you hate when you're so hammered you end up throwing your glass at the wrong person?

So it seems Lindsay almost felt bad for her actions, but the damage had been done. The lights came on and it was discovered that the waitress was bleeding and lying in broken glass. An ambulance was called and she was taken to a nearby hospital. Naturally, the party was over...for everyone except Lindsay. The New York Magazine witness reports that Linds then randomly threw some french fries she had been eating and sucker punched a bystander.

If there's one problem with Lindsay Lohan, it's that she's too classy. You should never apologize to the waitress you hospitalized. That's like something poor people do.

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It almost sounds like a Willy Wonka movie, doesn't it? Actually it's something Nicolas Cage actually dealt with! While promoting the new flick Trespass at the Toronto film festival, Nic discussed his own personal experience with home invasion.

Nic said he was asleep with his wife when he woke up at 2 a.m. and found the chocolate crusader with mental problems in his bedroom.

"I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. I know it sounds funny... but it was horrifying."

The ordeal ended when Nic talked the man out of the house and police arrived. He didn't press charges since the guy was mental, but admits he couldn't stay in the house after that incident.

Everything about this story is awesome. The guy is naked eating a Fudgesicle.... Nobody but Nic could have this type of awesome home invasion.

If I walked in Nic's house and saw him laying there with a look on his face like he does in this photo, I'd enjoy a Fudgesicle and be in awe too.

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Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake repeatedly denied that they were ever 'friends with benefits,' but now it looks as though something sexual went down between the former co-stars. Mila Kunis is the newest celebrity on a long list of sexy female celebs who've been hacked.

Four pictures have leaked, two of which show a shirtless JT in a bed. Another photo shows Justin wearing a pink pair of panties over his head, were they Mila's?!

Kunis isn't in any of the photos, but there's a presumably naked picture of Mila in a bathtub. However, all you see is her head. Another photo is an explicit image of a male whose identity remains a mystery.

The hacker says that there are text messages between Justin and Mila that may actually be sext messages. That's a good tease.

OMG! Everyone just go hurry up and burn your phones. Right now!

Hours after being released from prison last week, T.I. was hauled back to the clink for reasons that no one quite understands. It had something to do with a tour bus and a reality show, but a satisfying explanation still hasn't been given. Everyone expected the 30 year-old rapper to be released within hours due to the BS nature of the charges, but one week later, T.I. is still in federal custody.

According to prison officials, T.I. was not to conduct business (discuss his reality show) while on his way to the halfway house, and was permitted to travel only with wife Tameka "Tiny" Cottle. Tip's layers are claiming that, understandably, he was confused by the bizarre regulations.

T.I.'s friends and family have been outspoken in his defense, particularly Tiny. "There are way more dangerous and carefree [celebrities] that just get slapped on the wrist and sent on their way," says Tiny. We'll assume she meant "careless" instead of "carefree." We'll also assume she meant "Lindsay Lohan" instead of "celebrities."

Either way, the woman speaks the truth. The T.I. situation is getting ridiculous, and it's hard to believe he isn't being subjected to a double standard because he's a black rapper. I say we, as a society, offer to make a trade. Lock up Lohan, in exchange for a free T.I. Hell, we'll even throw in Paris Hilton, just to sweeten the deal.

This should end well. Mel Gibson has announced his intention to produce, direct, and star in a film about ancient Jewish hero Judah Maccabee. Naturally, a lot of people are less than thrilled with this idea. In fact, just about everyone who's not Mel Gibson is less than thrilled with this idea.

A spokesman for the Anti-Defamation League issued a statement saying, "It would be a travesty to have the story of the Maccabees told by one who has no respect and sensitivity for other people’s religious views." The founder of the Jewish rights group The Simon Wiesenthal center said that having Gibson work on a film about Jewish history would be "like having a white supremacist portray Martin Luther King Jr." Expect more of these statements as word spreads that Mad Mel basically plans on spitting in the face of a group he's already enraged on several occasions.

For his part, Gibson has yet to issue a statement, but we can probably expect some kind of drunken rant in the near future. For now, he plans to begin work on the film as soon as the script is completed by Joe Eszterhas, the man who brought us Showgirls. Seriously.

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The Game did an interview with VLADTV and got into a discussion about gay people in the entertainment industry and said he believes there's "Several rappers that are in the closet and those are the type of gay people I have a problem with." Not the rappers, the gay folks who are in the closet.

The Game goes on to explain himself saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people, but people who are in the closet.

"The number one issue with that is, you could be fooling somebody and you can give them AIDS, and they can die. That in the closet sh!t is real scary so we've gotta get into the seriousness of it, and it's just not fair to other people. That girl that you might be fooling with might leave you and find another dude who ain't gay, give him the disease then he goes and cheats on her, so it's an ongoing thing."

Being in the closet has nothing to do with transmitting the disease, it's people in general who have the disease and don't disclose it to sexual partners. Just because Anderson Cooper is in the closet doesn't mean he has AIDS. Good job on sounding like a dumb@ss, dude.

You can watch The Game's interview here!

Yes, you read that headline correctly. T.I. is back in federal custody, just one day after his release from prison. And all because of a freakin' tour bus.

The rapper (real name, Clifford Harris) has been locked up for almost a year, so when it was time to travel from jail to the halfway house, he understandably wanted to do it in style. Unfortunately for him, his parole officer takes issue with pimped-out rides.

Prison officials say T.I. "misled" them about his mode of transportation, and apparently, the violation was serious enough to throw him back in the clink. If you think that sounds like a ridiculous reason to lock someone up, you're not alone. Reportedly, the supervisor of T.I.'s halfway house argued with US Marshals about dude being arrested over something so stupid.

Given the weird nature of the charges, T.I. should be released again very soon.

Tyler Shields is the overrated, flash-in-the-pan, Terry Richardson-wannabe photographer who's made a career out of taking weirdly violent pictures of semi-celeb starlets. His latest collaboration, with Glee star Heather Morris, is earning both him and his subject all the wrong kinds of attention.

Not surprisingly, the image of a young girl with a badly bruised face led many to believe that Shields and Morris were hinting at (and possibly glorifying) domestic violence. Also not surprisingly, Shields was quick to deny these allegations. "In no way were we promoting domestic violence," Tyler said in an interview. "We wanted to do a bruised-up Barbie shoot and that's exactly what we did!"

Well, I'm shocked. I expected him to come right out and say, "Yup. I think it's cool to beat women and I want everyone to know it." Look, the notion that Shields and Morris are in any way advocating domestic violence is absurd, but it's equally ridiculous to think that it never crossed their minds that photographs of a young woman covered in bruises and posing with household appliances would bring up horrifying thoughts of battered housewives. Shields peddles in shock value and disguises it as serious art. This is another desperate bid for attention by a young man who's noteworthy only for his lack of talent and iPhone full of semi-famous names.

Check out Tyler's website for the rest of the photo shoot, as well as his explanation of what the hell is going on here.

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Justin Bieber is apparently new to the world of dick jokes, so subtlety is not his strong suit. The lady-boy pop star brought a baby boa constrictor named "Johnson" to the VMAs and the Biebs couldn't get enough of his own high-larious penis pun.

"His name's Johnson. I'm serious," Justin said when asked about his serpent companion. Naturally, he added, "Do you want to hold my Johnson?" We're not kidding; he really said that.

Of course, the trouser snake jokes didn't end there. With a sly grin on his face, Justin brought up the topic of his famous girlfriend, saying, "Selena's going to like [the snake]." Um...weird. But don't worry Beliebers. If you were afraid that your pre-pubescent idol was crossing the line between cute and creepy, witnesses say the snake was too small to do any damage, and Justin didn't let out of his hand the entire night.

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