WTF (Page 50)

You know you want one. ;)

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BREAKING: Nick Hogan gets 8 months in jail plus probation - PL
No one wants to work with her! - CS
The plastic surgery club - SOW
The picture alone made me lmao - CK
More Justin Timberlake on your TV, his new venture - DD
Jennifer Love Hewitt part 2, Elisha Cuthbert has gained about 15 pounds, bikini pics - ND
What's the dorcus collection? - AB
Massive boobs - RR
Hollywood cellulite - PB
Usher on the Dancing with the Stars finale - DS
Is Katharine McPhee starving herself again? You decide - GTS
Amy Winehouse gets outta car on freeway, stops traffic so she can smoke! - AIW

Well, I had a lot of fun last night at The Viper Room on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood, ya know, the infamous rock club where River Phoenix died. I've been to every other venue on Sunset Strip but I've bailed on all the rock shows I was supposed to see there for various reasons for years! But I finally made it to The Viper Room and I had a blast!

I've been buried in school work, and I still am, but it's good to try to get out at least 2 nights a week. Hope you have a fun, sexy weekend, all! Thanks again for poppin' this week. ;)

Beyonce's new House of Dereon for kids ad is deplorable. Little girls aren't hookers and you shouldn't dress them up like your backup dancers just because you're hawking your trashy product!

Check out the girl standing up. Are kids supposed to wear heels on the playground? Then again, one of the best weapons out there is a good heel. They can take that mess off to attack kidnappers. Pop him right in the eye, girls, and kick him in his special place.

Maybe these friends were just bored? All I know is, this is talent! Hang on til 1:30 for the backflip. Luvs it. :)

If only I could meet a guy who can flip outta his boxers or a ho who can flex her back muscles to unsnap her bra, that would be hilarious!

Check out this video of 50 cent getting his chain stolen while on stage during a performance in Africa. Some dude jumps up and takes that shit right off of 50's neck! Sources say 50 jumped off the stage and punched the dude who took his chain but I think it sounds more like gun shots! WTF?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston's 15-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tried to stab Whitney during an argument, then attempted to kill herself by slashing her wrists. Hell to the no she didn't!

The shocking suicide attempt landed Bobbi Kristina in a psychiatric ward in Atlanta, sources said.Ann Davis, a family member exclusively told The ENQUIRER, that a few days before Bobbi's 15th birthday party that Kristina "tried to stab Whitney" before turning the razor on herself.

Davis confided that part of Kristina's problem is that she doesn't want to live with Whitney."

Having two crackheads as parents is bound to make ya go off the deep end. Whitney's first mistake was naming her Bobbi! She's just like her dad. The crazy don't fall far from the tree.

How effed up am I that I wish this was filmed for an episode of "Being Bobby Brown"?

WTF was Paula Abdul on during her critique of Jason Castro's song last night? Pill poppin' Paula gave Jason critiques on two songs when he had only sang one. Things were switched up last night on Idol with each person singing two songs each but the judges didn't get to critique until all contestants finished their first song. She said she wasn't used to having to write things down fast enough and that's what got her confused.

I don't believe that crap at all. Paula was seen earlier that day leaving Maggiano's and sources say she had at least one martini while she was there. Paula obviously had a lot more than one drink before the Idol show last night! She sounds like she popped a couple Xanax or Vicodin!

Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke's ass cheeks.

This is nasty on so many levels! It's one thing to put some ointment on her butt when she's 1, but the ho is old! You already banged her friend, back up!

All you Heidi Montag haters can't sway me, horse face is still my girl. I still respect her hustle because she'll do anything to be famous, anything for a lil spotlight. She's delusional and I'm lovin' it. I'm eating it up like a pepperoni pizza and a side of buffalo wings at a house party. Heidi always brings some spice. I love ya, you dumb ass bitch!

Heidi rapping reminds me of my ex-boyfriends who'd be like, "Baby, I can rap. I'm a rapper!" So I'd say, 'That's great, hun. Gimme some freestyle.' Then they'd break into something so embarrassing and disgusting that I would have to cut off sex for a while. It would be that bad. Heidi's just like my exes. For some reason everyone believes they can freestyle when in reality it's actually quite difficult and you have to be intelligent, witty and fast! - All the traits Heidi's lacking.

Screw pop music. I want Heidi to release a rap album, and I want her to do it with Spencer Pratt!

It looks like Paula was freshly botoxed for the Country Music Awards but that spider dress is ridiculous! It would be hot on someone like Elvira because the old bitch dresses like it's Halloween every day of the year, but not on anyone else.

Ok, so I'm trying to figure out which side I'm on. Are these ads too sexual? Or is it not so bad?

It's a tough call. I think if I had a 13 year-old daughter, I wouldn't want her to see this ad. Ya, as if she hasn't already watched porn. But, I don't necessarily have a problem with it.

I think we're too conservative in the States. What I mean is, we're still teaching abstinence only programs in schools? There's nothing educational about not presenting all scenarios and informing students of their options. With all the censorship that goes on, there's a new rise in teenage pregnancy, 1 in every 4 girls has an STD... we're not innocent.

So if this ad can generate some dialogue about sex between kids and their parents, then great! BUT, this is a desperate ratings ploy and that's what makes me dislike the ad. "Gossip Girl" really isn't that sexy, nor should it be. This ad looks like a soft core porn cover. So I have to sound like a prude and call it what it is, it's unnecessary. I hate it. It sucks. Die CW, die!