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The family of an Indian girl born with two faces, who has been venerated as a "gift from God" by local villagers, will not consult doctors to see if their daughter needs to receive treatment or corrective surgery.

The baby, who is yet to be named, was born to a labourer, Vinod Kumar, and his wife, Sushma, nearly four weeks ago in a village 35 miles outside Delhi. Since her arrival, the family home has drawn hundreds of visitors. "People have come in trucks and have been queuing at our doorstep," said the Mr Kumar, 24.

The reason for the crowds is the child's appearance: she has two pairs of eyes, two noses and two lips but only one pair of ears. The child's 19-year-old mother, says that she has "accepted the way she is and so will the rest of the world. Why should [I regret], after all God formed her features and it is he who decided how she should be."

The family, who are poor and largely illiterate, do not believe modern science can help their child and are already building a small temple to the girl in the village.

I can't see this poor little girl living a long life but what can possibly be done? I would think doing some kind of reconstructive surgery would be extremely difficult in this situation.

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LINKAGE!!!

• Who Rocked The Fedora Better? Brad Pitt Or Freddy Krueger? CH
• Wanna Date A Rock Of Love Ho? Now's Your Chance! CS
• Rachel Ray Needs To Put On A Bra WIMB
• Now You Can Drink Your Blow RR
• Hayden Panetierre Looking Cute In The New Candies Ad ND
• Chace Crawford Has A New Chick On His Arm CD
• Rob Lowe's Suing 3 Of His Former Employees CB
• Who's Pissing Off Jamie Lee Curtis Now? GB
• Lauren Conrad Has Been Sucking Off Kermit The Frog PB
• Is Britney Spears Ready To Go Back On Tour? GTS
• It's Field Trip Day For Angelina Jolie And The Boys BB

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen made another big fashion statement over the weekend. To disguise themselves from photographers, they wore masks to the Los Angeles wedding of stylist Estee Stanley on Saturday night.

When I first saw this pic I was thinking the Jabba Wockee's from MTVs Best Dance Crew was showing up to a gig in drag, then I realized it's just those crazy Olsen sluts. How in the hell do they think they're going incognito wearing those things? Nothing says 'I don't want to be noticed' more than a pasty white china doll looking mask. Great disguise you dumb-asses!

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Just when I was feeling sorry for myself because the gossip has been sucking, I have good shiz to get to. I think one of my final posts of the day will be the John Mayer and Perez Hilton scandal because I'm dying to weigh in.

And, as you've probably noticed, I ignored the Heath Ledger love child rumor because it's disrespectful and ridiculous. But, here ya go. Heath's uncle talked to Us magazine about it:

Reports that Heath Ledger fathered a love child have been blown out of proportion, the late actor's uncle Mike told Usmagazine.com in a telephone interview Wednesday.

How did the rumors start?
All my brother Haydn said was that anything is possible, and from there, it just went absolutely berserk. At the end of the day, our thoughts are with the little girl in question, and we're not prepared to make any more comments at all.

So Haydn said something, and it was taken out of context?
Yes. Haydn was asked a question that wasn't directly related to the Heath issue: 'If someone was this age, could it be possible?' and Haydn said 'Anything is possible,' and that's it. His statement was absolutely taken out of context. Absolutely.

So you and Haydn don't know for a fact if Heath had another child or not?
No. It's just a rumor! It's been a rumor for a long while.

Did you and the rest of Heath's family know about Heath having a girlfriend who was older?
There were rumors. He was a young, good-looking guy, and he attracted lots of women.

Do you know the woman in question?
No, and I'm not going to comment any further. I'm sorry. I really feel for the little girl that's in the middle of this, and my thoughts are with her and her alone. The little girl is the most important thing in the whole thing.

After gay rights organization GLAAD urged Jay Leno to apologize for making derogatory remarks during a recent interview with actor Ryan Phillippe, the talk show host clarified his remarks in a statement.


"In talking about Ryan's first role, I realize that what I said came out wrong," Leno said. "I certainly didn't mean any malice. I agree it was a dumb thing to say, and I apologize."

The Tonight Show host, 57, teased Phillippe, 33, for landing his first role as a gay teen on the soap One Life to Live.

Last week, while talking with Phillippe (whose appearance was keyed to his new movie Stop-Loss), Leno, said to the actor, "Can you give me, like â€" say that camera is your gay lover ..."Leno then went on to say, "Can you give me your 'gayest look?' "

"Wow," replied Phillippe, 33. "That is so something I don't want to do."

An uncomfortable Phillippe almost walked off the stage.

GLAAD supports Ryan:

"We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno's thoughtless attempt at humor," GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano said. Under the guise of comedy, the talk show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology."

I'm not the least bit surprised that Jay Leno would make a comment like that. He's one of the WORST hosts on television and I don't watch his show because it's too painful. Jay makes all kinds of ridiculous and often demeaning "jokes" or comments because he doesn't know what to say.

It's surprising to me that in 2008, Jay is trying to stereotype all gay males by asking a straight male to give him his "gayest look." When the eff is Jay's contract gonna end this year? Get this muthatrucka out!

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* random picture, not the unidentified 12 year-old in the story.

The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors. The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say.

Police officials are continuing to investigate whether the club's management knew she was underage. The department also can suspend, but not revoke, the license of an escort agency for up to 30 days if it has employed anyone under 18.

The mother of the 12-year-old girl said her daughter ran away in early November. She said the family frantically began looking and her husband finally found their daughter in late November. She was then interviewed by police.

"Suspect David asked complainant if she had ever danced before, she said no," the court records state. "David" then gave her an application, which she filled out with a fake name. She also told him that she was 19.

The court documents are unclear on how many nights she danced. The mother of the 12-year-old says she believes the club must have known her daughter was underage. "I think they just didn't care," her mother said. "She's 12, but she's got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in."

She said her daughter is now living with her grandmother in Arlington and again attending school.

Ms. Abron and Mr. Bell were indicted in late February on one count of felony sexual performance of the child in connection with making the 12-year-old work at the club. Both are also accused of engaging in organized crime. Mr. Bell is accused of two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and aggravated kidnapping. He is still being held in the Dallas County Jail in lieu of $450,000 bail. Ms. Abron, who also faces a prostitution charge, has been released on bail from jail.

Oh, shit!!! Is this poor little girl related to Ashley Dupre? Get an education, girls. I wasn't even on the rag at 12 and this ho was going nude on stage for money? I feel dirty just reading about it.

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LINKAGE

• Barack Obama is a sexy Oreo? - CH
• Ashton Kutcher needs to hire me for Pop Fiction prank ideas. Baby, I'll pay you in free blow jobs. You don't have to pay me shit babe. Holla - onthepopmail@yahoo.com. Heh. - PB
• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's newest publicity stunt, 15 minutes of fame runnin' out - DD
• The ugliest picture of Victoria Beckham I ever did hope not to see - CS
• Is she worth $30 million an hour? - AB
• "When hot asses speak!!" - RR
• Bumpshack thinks JC Chasez is lying about his relationship with Chace Crawford - BS
• What's Diablo Cody doing now? - SOW
• Who was spotted with "an unmistakably larger penis caresser"? - ND
• Paris Hilton's crotch works hard for her money. She likes appearing all over the world so she can have her pic taken - GB
• Haha!! Jamie Lynn Spears' Hustler magazine pic - DS
• JC Chasez comes outta the closet by having this picture of him taken - WIMB
• Great photo illustration of Heidi Montag!! - IBBB
• Adam Sandler's daughter is his mini-me - AIW

Thomas Beatie, a transgendered pregnant man, is ecstatic to welcome a daughter into the world this July. Thomas has a vagina, but he's legally male. Thomas is in a relationship with his wife Nancy, and he spoke to The Advocate about his journey to get knocked up.

"Ten years ago, when Nancy and I became a couple, the idea of us having a child was more dream than plan. I always wanted to have children. However, due to severe endometriosis 20 years ago, Nancy had to undergo a hysterectomy and is unable to carry a child.

 

But after the success of our custom screen-printing business and a move from Hawaii to the Pacific Northwest two years ago, the timing finally seemed right. I stopped taking my bimonthly testosterone injections. It had been roughly eight years since I had my last menstrual cycle, so this wasn't a decision that I took lightly. My body regulated itself after about four months, and I didn't have to take any exogenous estrogen, progesterone, or fertility drugs to aid my pregnancy."

A year and many doctors later, Thomas got pregnant with triplets, but the pregnancy was ectopic. He lost his embryos and his right fallopian tube. His second pregnancy is a success and he's due on July 3, 2008.

Here's some of the craziest shit I've heard in a while! Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama and Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton. Both relations are about a million times removed, but I wanna know which geek sat his ass down to figure all this crap out.

Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society discovered that Barack Obama is distant cousins with Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Alanis Morissette, and Celine Dion. Obama â€" who wrote his own Just Like Us captions last month â€" is also distantly related to six presidents, including George W. Bush. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found.

Clinton â€" who revealed her worst outfits ever to Us â€" and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.

And all this matters why? It doesn't. They just wanted a reason to write a new story about Angelina and Brad. I'm gonna assume I'm related to ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer cause I'm into the same kinky stuff he is. Get in touch with me Uncle Eliot, we'll have to get together for a little incest action.

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Demi Moore was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to promote her new movie 'Flawless' and talked about her recent trip to Australia and doing leech therapy as part of a cleansing process. She says the leeches actually release an enzyme that detoxifies your blood and they put the first one in her belly button... Ewwww! If you wanna get straight to the leech talk you can forward to about the 3:30 mark. It's crazy and definitely worth hearing her talk about!

What in holy fug nuts is this? It's suppose to be Clay Aiken's cover for his new album 'On My Way Here', but it looks more like

Over the past couple weeks I've been all happy about Jamie Spears being the conservator and trying to get Britney back on the right path. Now, I'm not so sure about that. I'm all about making sure her weave looks good and practicing good hygiene, but it's a bit weird when your dad makes sure you're wearing panties before you leave the house!

Jamie Spears, who is in charge of his daughter's affairs, is fed up with the Toxic star's revealing clothing �" and wants to ensure her pantyless flashing days are behind her. A source said: "Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out." The singer's assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra. The source added to the National Enquirer: "Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she's falling out of her top."

This is like some Papa Joe Simpson type shit! Well, sorta. Jamie is taking it a little too far making sure Brit wears underwear, and he's screwing the paps out of some good money shots.

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