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A lot of people want to kill Casey Anthony after she publicly got away with murder, so it makes sense that she wants to lay low. But no one knew she would lay this low.

Currently, Casey's family has no idea where the "tot mom" took off to following her release from prison yesterday. The only reports on her whereabouts they've received is a text from her lawyer, who said only, "She's safe."

Well, good. At least she's safe. Hopefully her lawyers have taken her to a private island, strapped her down and pumped her full of birth control. Whether she killed her kid or not (she did), this psycho b!tch has no business having more kids or re-entering society. Seriously, though, no one knows where this chick is? Where's the parole board when you need them?

Let's face it, celebrities can dress pretty outlandish while they're running around town and hitting up the gas station. What they consider a cute little outfit can seem more like a Halloween costume to the rest of us, or in Rumer Willis' case, they look like prostitutes.

While making a stop at a gas station, Rumer looked like she just got off the night shift working the corner. Those shorts, while they're high waisted, are creeping high into places they have no place being. But the look isn't complete without a black bra, see through shirt, and floral heels. Somebody was still fuzzy from partying the night before when they got dressed this morning. If she's completely sober, there's no excuse for this craptastic outfit.

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Casey Anthony will be released from prison this Wednesday, according to a court spokesperson. The 25 year-old alleged child killer was sentenced to 4 years in jail for lying to police. She has served 3 years already, which she is receiving credit for, and she has been credited time for "good behavior."

I've been equally disinterested and disgusted by this tragic story, but I'm getting interested now.

Will Casey leave the country? Will she cash in and make millions? And what kind of harassment/ judgement will she face from the public? I think she's better off in jail, but when you consider all of the money she can make from selling the story of how she murdered her child and what her life was like before, during, and after prison, it makes you wonder WTF is going on in the US of A. At least OJ Simpson had wealth and celebrity status. Why was this evil psycho b!tch given a free pass?!

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch had originally offered Casey Anthony a deal to do porn after she's released, but he has cancelled his offer. He actually opened his eyes and realized nobody wants to see Casey in a porn flick.

"It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie."

Steve says that his company was ready to make Casey an offer, but the overwhelming response from the public has been negative and Vivid "decided to withdraw it."

"We now believe that we underestimated the emotional response that people are having to the verdict." Hirsch says that a porno starring the tot mom "is not what people want to see."

So maybe he does have a sliver of back bone? Smart move Steve, smart move.

La Toya Jackson has a new autobiography coming out and, based on an interview with CBS’s The Talk, her new book won’t be lacking in shocking, juicy revelations. On the show, La Toya revealed the extent of the abuse her ex-husband and manager Jack Gordon, who died in 2005, inflicted upon her.

Besides beating and threatening to kill her during their marriage, Gordon also forced her to participate in group sex and offered her up for sex...for a price (otherwise known as prostitution).

She says, “Mike Tyson...told my mother and father and some other friends that [Gordon] had told him that if he wanted to sleep with me he has to pay $100,000.”

LaToya says that she was "in brothels and everything" and it was "everything" that she's against. She also alleges that she posed in Playboy twice, which was against her will. "He had me sit on the stage and say, ‘Oh no, it was all my idea.’ And I had to do that because I knew what he said he would do, he would do it.”

This is just sad, sad, sad. He sounds like a psycho, crazy bastard and no one--famous or not--should have to put up with this kind of sh!t.

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Murderer Casey Anthony might as well live in an underground bunker because that ho is going to have a hard time finding a place to live and I'm sure it will be difficult for her to find a job. Actually, there is one company that is offering employment for Casey, and it's none other than Vivid Entertainment who's probably best known for their celebrity sex tapes.

Vivid's head honcho Steve Hirsch has already contacted Casey's lawyer Jose Baez and hopes to work out some kind of deal.

"Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and she definitely looks hot."

Yeah, she was looking hot while her daughter was "missing". Steve Hirsch doesn't have a back bone and will do whatever he can for a few bucks.

If Casey does jump on the porn wagon, her first feature film should be titled 'Casey f*cks the Court System'.

Countess LuAnn is amazing. She will not let a dead fish of a music video (a flop--har, har!) stop her from creating even more of her VMA-worthy productions. In her latest masterpiece, “Chic C’est La Vie,” LuAnn chills with Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon, bopping along to the beat and sounding like a high-class drag queen while doing it.

The other Housewives were offered cameos in her music video as well, but because they’re no fun, they declined. LuAnn says, “The other girls didn’t come, they didn’t think it was appropriate...They said it was not the right image they wanted to portray and I was like ‘excuse me, not the right image?’ Who goes out without their panties, another rubs her husbands naked chest on the show, please.” Oh snap, you tell them, LuAnn!

But seriously, this music video reminds me of Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” starring old people. Totally awkward, but can’t...look...away...

Back in April, Jill Zarin stepped out looking less than normal. In fact, she pretty much resembled Mokey from Fraggle Rock. Everyone was wondering WTF Jill did to her face, and it was apparent she had some work done. Jill admitted she gets a liquid face lift done every 6 months to help her look 10 years younger and eliminate the turkey neck look that runs in her family.

In tonight's episode of "Real Housewives of New York City," the Bravo cameras follow Jill to her liquid lift appointment. Jill says she started doing the liquid lift two years ago and she gets it done every five or six months. Watching that needle penetrate every spot on Jill's face makes me cringe. I think I'll keep my wrinkles.

You can see the video of Jill's face getting needle f*cked after the jump!

Sadly, that's not a typo. Sixteen year-old aspiring singer Courtney Stodden and 51 year-old veteran actor Doug Hutchison have recently gone public with the fact that they got married in May. More disturbing than the marriage itself, however, might be the fact that Courtney's parents are thrilled about it!

Courtney Stodden "Don't Put It On Me"

Courtney's mom, who had to sign off on the wedding to make it legal, says, "We are totally supportive of this marriage. Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl." Mom weirdly added, "(Courtney) has real breasts...she's not plastic." Um...good to know?

Courtney has showbiz aspirations, but it's anyone's guess as to how her career will be helped by marrying the world's creepiest C-lister. Check out Courtney's "singing" in the video above. It actually helps explain why mom and dad were so eager to get her out of the house.

Like many bridezillas, Kim Kardashian has recently been spotted with her fiance, Kris Humphries, rounding up a balls-to-the-wall insane wedding registry. But unlike most bridezillas, her wedding guests can probably actually afford to buy all this shiz for her, which makes it even worse.

Her wedding gift wish list includes the obligatory useless vase ($7,850), $840 crystal ashtray (neither of them smoke), and coffee pot ($1,650). She’s also requesting 24 Baccarat Vega champagne flutes, each $130, and 24 of the matching goblets, each $125.

But the best part about this wedding list is the utensils. In order to start their new life, the two apparently need a $520 butter knife, $780 carving fork, and a vegetable server....for $1,250.

I know that KiKi gets distracted easily by shiny objects, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and chalk this up to the excitement of using a barcode scanning gun, but asking for some of this stuff just makes a girl look bad. The b!tch is already wealthy as hell and will make $1 million from People for her wedding photos. She can afford to buy her own damn forks and knives.

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