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Woman Claims Rihanna Inappropriately Touched Her Teenage Niece

The aunt of a Rihanna fan who was part of a "Meet and Greet" with the singer, say Rihanna went too far during the photo op. While posing with the womans 17-year-old niece, Rihanna has her arm around her in one photo but it looks like her hand is on the girls butt in the other two photos.

Rihanna In A Corset

The aunt told MediaTakeOut.com, "I don't know what she was thinking. I don't want [my niece] even joking about lesbianism . . . not at her age."

Her niece is 17, I'm sure she's heard about lesbians or even knows a couple in her school. Just because Rihanna grabbed her booty doesn't mean the girl is gonna run out and find a lesbian to start experimenting with.

Who's to say Rihanna even knew the girl was under 18? Seriously, I think this woman is making more out of this than there needs to be. I doubt Rihanna's trying to come off as a pedophile.

Take a look at the photos yourself, and tell us what you think. Did Rihanna go too far or is this auntie just looking for publicity?

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Is Mark Zuckerberg Losing His Mind?

Sure, Mark Zuckerberg is the world's youngest billionaire, but he's made some questionable decisions in his 27 years that have drawn a lot of harsh criticism and generated some serious controversy. He's already raised some eyebrows due to the questionable circumstances under which he founded Facebook, and his unfortunate taste in women, but recently, the Zuck revealed what might be the strangest choice he's made since gaining global attention as a wunderkind entrepreneur six years ago. On May 4th of this year, Mark posted a status update (on Facebook. Duh.) that read, simply, "I just killed a pig and a goat."

Mark Zuckerberg Candid

Naturally, this declaration prompted a lot of questions about how and why a New Jersey-born billionaire was slaughtering farm animals. The answer, it seems, was that Zuck was subjecting himself to another of his "personal challenges." Mark apparently sets goals for themselves at the start of each new year. In the past they've ranged from admirable (learning Chinese) to somewhat strange (wearing a tie every day for a year. Doesn't sound that strange til you picture dude knotting one on to lay around the house on a Sunday). But Zuckerberg's latest self-test has angered animal rights' groups and raised questions about the young CEO's mental health. In 2011, Mark will not eat any meat that didn't die by his own hand. Seriously. 

Mark Zuckerberg Smiling

It's part of human nature to want to better yourself and seek out unique challenges. Unfortunately, for someone who basically conquered the world before the age of 30, self-improvement may take strange, extreme forms that may look to us simple-minded non-bilionaire folks like bat-sh!t insanity. Granted, Zuckerberg's latest quest seems a little less insane when you look beneath the surface. Apparently, he hosted a pig roast last year and found that his guests weren't adequately grateful to the guest of honor for giving it's life to provide them with delicious pig meat. As part of an effort to better appreciate his porkchops, Zuck decided that he'd personally slit the throat of every animal he consumed. Weird, yes, but somewhat understandable. What has some people concerned is that this could just be the beginning of Mark's eccentric behavior, and he may be taking his place in a long line of lunatic billionaires. 

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Patrick Schwarzenegger Living Alone in $23 Million Mansion

With Arnold jetting off to Sun Valley, Idaho and Maria staying at a Beverly Hills hotel, Patrick Schwarzenegger (now Shriver?) is reportedly living alone in the $23 million Brentwood behemoth that used to house his family.

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Arnold and Maria had purchased the seven bedroom, 10 bathroom estate nine years ago (in 2002)...This is the same estate that Arnold's mistress, Mildred Baena, worked as a housekeeper.

So if this is true, it means that the parenting duo has left a stressed-out seventeen-year-old with his own 14,500-square-foot mansion. Add in a few kegs, some Ke$ha, a Facebook event, and you've got a recipe for 'every teen movie that ever existed.' In what universe does that sound like a good idea?

Besides the potential for raging, alcoholic house parties, I just think it's pretty reckless for them to leave their kid alone, in a huge @ss house. Especially a house where a woman who helped the ex-Govenator stick his d!ck all over the place used to work. I'm all for giving people their space, but there's something to be said about living in the same building as your underage son when you're going through a family crisis. 

I know, it's a pretty strange concept. 

Charlie Sheen Porn Mansion May Be On The Way

Because even warlocks can fall on hard times, Charlie Sheen put his Malibu mansion up for sale earlier this week with the outrageous asking price of $7 million. Amazingly, just days later, he's already had an offer. Granted, the bid is significantly lower than the 7 mil the Sheenius was hoping for, but the buyer is making a special offer to sweeten the deal for Chuckles. 

Charlie Sheen and "Goddess" Natalie Kenly

Adult website YouPorn is offering Sheen $4.5 million to turn his estate into the "porn mansion" Charlie always dreamed of. TMZ reports, "We're told the YouPorn people have told Sheen's people they hope to fulfill Sheen's dream of moving in several porn stars to live at the mansion. The YouPorn peeps told the realtor if Sheen accepts the deal, he can hang out at the porno compound as much as he wants."

Smart move by YouPorn. They know if Charlie is hanging around all those cameras and porn stars, it's only a matter of time before he'll wanna get in on the action himself, resulting in the most winning sex tape ever recorded. So basically, this whole Sheen affair will end the way we all should've known it would: with Charlie whipping his withered coke peen out for the cameras! Duh!

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Cheryl Cole Dropped from US X-Factor Because of British Accent

The US version of X-Factor had its judging lineup all set up, but then...surprise! Another eleventh hour change! Cheryl Cole has been nixed from the judging panel of the American reboot and will be replaced by Pussycat Doll singer Nicole Scherzinger. Nicole was slated to host the show along with Steve Jones, but will instead join Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and LA Reid on the other side of the table.

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Cheryl Cole was dropped from the judging panel on “X-Factor" largely because producers were concerned her English accent would be too difficult for an American audience to understand.

Okay. Isn’t this something they should have dealt with a while ago if it was really that big of an issue? And besides, Americans LOVE British accents. We eat that shiz up. Even if they’re thick. Gerard Butler’s Scottish accent is sometimes a little hard to understand, but we still go, “It’s okay if I can’t understand you. I just like listening to you talk.”

Apparently there was also a “lack of chemistry” between Cheryl and Paula, and Ms. Cole was the more expendable party. Dude, I’d be pissed!

To be booted because of your accent and bested by a 48-year-old crazy eyes judge who couldn’t keep her American Idol gig and was only added onto the judging panel at the last minute--that sucks a big one. X-Factor needs to get it together. 

Justin Bieber 'Someday' Perfume Commercial: Cheesy or Hot?

Justin Bieber has come out with a new perfume called 'Someday' and there's a cheesetastic commercial to go along with it. In the clip, a hot blonde sits down and puts on a spritz of Bieber's miracle scent and is whisked off into the sky with Bieber into a little dream land. They laugh, float around, and it sounds like a hot sex moan right before Justin leaves her with a smooch on the cheek before disappearing. I think they're actually saying something but it sounds like moans to me. Subliminal messages, folks.

Justin Bieber Perfume Commercial

Justin's new fruity perfume is packaged in a cute little bottle with a heart-shaped flower top with removable charms. A teenage girl's dream. Justin plans on donating all proceeds to Pencils of Promise and the Make a Wish Foundation so it's for a good cause.

Check out the commercial after the jump and see if I'm just crazy or if Bieber's perfume ad is a little too corny.

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Estella Warren Arrested For DWI, Assaults Officer, Escapes Police Custody

Actress/model Estella Warren might not be a household name, but as of last night, she may have earned the title of Biggest Badass in Hollywood.

Estella Warren Photo

Estella was out for a drunken late night drive on Monday, and after she plowed into a few parked cars, police decided to pull her over and look into the matter. Little did they know they had a tiny blonde maniac on their hands. 

After she kicked a cop and resisted arrest, police finally got the cuffs on little Estella, but when they got her back to the station, she slipped out of the cuffs and ran out the door!!! Of course, police quickly recaptured the sh!tfaced Estella and she's now being held in an LA County jail, awaiting charges for assault, hit and run, DUI, and felony escape.

Naturally, with all the charges against her, Estella could end up doing time, but on the plus side, she just went from "chick I never heard of" to "person I wanna be when I grow up." I'm sure it was worth it. 

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May 21, 2011 is Doomsday: The Rapture/ Apocalypse is Upon Us?

Christian-radio broadcaster Harold Camping is the prognosticator of a global rumor that has sent millions of people around the world into a frenzy and has given many manic anxiety. Born in Colorado and now residing in Oakland, California, the 89 year-old host of the "Open Forum" TV and radio show has spent millions on a worldwide multilingual doomsday ad campaign.

Camping predicts that there will be a big earthquake at 6 p.m. Eastern today and only 200 million of the over 6 billion people on the planet will survive. Camping says "I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true." He had also predicted that the world would end twice before, most recently in September 1994, but I guess those predictions weren't "absolutely true."

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There's a saying along the lines of "The things that people worry about the most are the things that they have no control over." Furthermore, I don't believe that any man will know when the world will end.

This story reminds me of when my dad was really sick in the hospital a few years ago. Everyday the doctors were saying "Your brain is still bleeding and swelling, it needs to stop ... It doesn't look good ... We're going to have to perform surgery or you're going to die ... This surgery may kill you. You may not make it."

Not only was my dad optimistic during the entire ordeal, he was extremely calm and collected. When he had to have his first of two brain surgeries, he was told that it may kill him and he may die, as I've mentioned. When he was home from the hospital a few months later, he basically said the following (same message but not his words): 'Everyone around me was freaking out and so concerned, but I wasn't trippin' because if the surgery had failed, I wouldn't be around to know about it!' LOL! So true.

Basically: If you have to have surgery, you shouldn't stress out about it because you won't ever know if it kills you. If the apocalypse happens today, there's no need to worry because, like surgery, you have no control over the outcome. It's all good.

Janice Dickinson Is Naked, Has Scary Boobs

I hope everyone has had their lunch or dinner before they check out the nude photo of Janice Dickinson because it's not for the faint of heart. It's best if you just keep focused on her eyes and rats nest hair.... Trust me.

Janice Dickinson Image

Janice has had every inch of her body nipped, tucked, sucked, pulled, and filled, and it definitely shows. Her boobs are on a totally different level. Like, I really mean they're not level. They're wonky and one nipple shoots straight up while the other looks forward. This picture didn't need to see the light of day!

Check out the photo of Janice in her naked glory after the jump!

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Justin Bieber Teams Up With Chris Brown

Look out, Selena Gomez! Justin Bieber is collaborating with fellow pop singer, and inter-gender boxing champion Chris Brown. No good can come of this. 

Justin Bieber Looking SeriousChris Brown Hat

JB and CB already took the stage together in Australia (they're three or four years behind on scandals down there) and now they'll be teaming up on the song and video for "Next 2 U." Judging by the title, we can assume they collaborated only via text message. 

The song is sure to be a smash if only because Biebs and Brown have very different sets of obsessive fans, all of whom will download this song 80 times in hopes that they're loyalty will earn them a marriage proposal. So, it's a smart partnership, but hopefully Chris will only teach Justin a few dance moves and not how to throw a right hook.

Chris Brown Waves to the CrowdChris Brown is BlondeJustin Bieber Smiles on the Red CarpetJustin Bieber GangstaJustin Bieber's Famous Smile

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