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Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest met in Hollywood on Thursday night to talk business.

Ryan Seacrest let everyone know what was going on via his Tweet on Twitter:

"Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her…it helps people and gives others a second shot! Still putting it all together."

Lindsay also gave more details on her Twitter on Friday: "Working on a really great project for television -- I am excited!" she wrote. "Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC… :)"

TMZ says the potential reality show will feature real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen. Linds would likely serve on a panel of judges.

This is one of the dumbest ideas that I've ever heard cause Lindsay Lohan needs to be an applicant herself! What does she know about being on the right track and being responsible with money?

And as far as her "serious actress" aspirations go, this is a move in the wrong direction. If this show gets picked up, I hope it gets cancelled within the first three episodes and I hope Linds is high as a cloud while she's judging.

Tom Brady was kayaking in Brookline Massachusetts' Charles River a few weeks ago when he fell into the water.

Tom Brady was with his wifey Gisele Bundchen and a friend at the time. Gisele's bony a*s couldn't save him of course, and there's no word on what was up with the friend. Luckily a  female school teacher saved the day.

Robin Leads rescued Tom's sexy a*s and said,

"We were tying up our boat to a buoy and the boat boy came over and said 'You are never going to guess who is on the Charles renting kayaks right now' and he said 'Do you want to go check it out.' I said 'yeah,' "

But when the pair got close to Brady and Bundchen, they realized the quarterback had fallen in the river. Leed helped Brady into her motor boat.

"I actually asked him why he fell in. He said he was racing one of his friends. It was Tom, Gisele and his friend...so he was racing his friend,"

Afterwards, Leeds asked for a photo with Brady, who replied, "Of course! You saved my life."

Leeds adds that Brady was "really friendly, really appreciative that we fished him out of the Charles. We talked about how beautiful the weather it was," Leeds says.

Awww.

Jon Gosselin looks, acts, talks, and kind of dresses like a pot head, IMO.

Throw in eight loud kids, a wifey like Kate Gosselin, an interview couch, rolling cameras in your face, and the man has plenty of reasons to de-stress! Here's Johnny sucking in on what appears to be a spliff.

Jon must hide this from Kate. I can't see her approving of this shiz and you know she doesn't smoke cause woman thou art loosened up she is not.

Robert Pattinson has been filming his new movie Remember Me in New York where crazed fans have been acting crazy!

Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi outside a downtown bookstore today. The Twilight star attempted to run across the street to escape his horny fans when he was clipped on his hip by a moving cab. The driver slammed his brakes upon impact.

Pattinson, 23, did not appear to be injured and was able to walk away from the incident.

Production sources on the Remember Me set claim that Pattinson regularly attracts mobs of fans throughout the city wherever they're filming. "It's been nonstop busy all day with people trying to get a glimpse of him, and the crowd goes nuts when they do see him."

As a result, the actor has hired his own security in addition to the bodyguards provided by Summit Entertainment.

Maybe this is funny cause Patsy isn't hurt, but these desperate bitches need to get laid already.

Some said that Tameka Foster did voodoo on Usher, others thought he was just pussy whipped and even dickmatized, heh, but one thing's for sure, Usher don't wanna make love in Tameka's club no more!

Usher and Tameka Foster were only together for the first 11 months out of their two-year marriage. They had been separated for a while, but it was on the hush hush.

According to Usher's divorce papers, the singer is seeking Tameka's tax files, paycheck stubs, bank account information and other financial records, insurance policies, real estate rental agreements, medical records and automobile registrations!

On the more personal—and potentially acrimonious—side of things, he's also seeking copies of "notes, cards, letters, photographs, film, documents, tapes, voice recordings, gift, jewelry, clothes" or other evidence that reflects on Usher's conduct during their marriage, as well as detective reports, photos or recordings that have resulted from either "surveillance or investigation" of her onetime better half.

The latter request seemingly brings credence to rumors that Raymond had hired a private detective to trail Usher during their time apart.

Usher is also seeking copies of "any and all diaries or personal notes kept…during the course of the marriage." Dude needs to relax! Usher is asking for joint legal and physical custody of their two sons, Usher V and Navivd Ely.

It's gettin' ugly up in here!

It's too late for Child Protective Services to remove Shia LaBeouf from his parents' residence, but it sounds like maybe they should have.

Shia LaBeouf, 23, tells Parade magazine some crazy shiz! Shia already said that he "would marry" his mother, but he's managed to top that by going into other disturbing details about his upbringing. Shia said, 

LaBeouf says the source of his humor is from "seeing my parents have sex, Continue Reading...

I am actually a HUGE Ryan Seacrest fan. I think he kind of sucks at hosting American Idol and bores me to tears while I'm listening to his radio show in the morning, but he is one of the most driven celebrities of our lifetime.

Ryan Seacrest has always dreamed big and it is his ambition, creativity and drive that has brought him all of his success. Losers and haters, stand back!

I remember listening to Ryan on the radio and hearing him talk about how he was fat while he was growing up. He claimed that that's why he loves to work out today and keep it tight.

I AGREE. Some of us (aka Firecracker) work out because we want to be healthy. Especially when high blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes are prevalent in our family. Some of us don't like to lose enough weight to go from a D-cup to a B-cup in bra size. We love our curves and prefer to keep it at a C-cup, with a toned physique to match. Therefore, we start working with a physical trainer so that we can keep the weight off because we have no problem putting in the hard work to lose it and we know that maintaining is healthier than yoyo-ing. Doesn't sound like that person (aka Firecracker) is trying to look like the skinny curveless b*tches in magazines. Go f*ck yourself, Mod Lynne! But I digress. Heh. Yeah, I digress after I said all that.

Anyway, Ryan was really cute. Dontcha wanna pinch his cheeks? All those idiots who were making fun of Ryan for his weight wish they could be him today. Success will always be the best revenge, it's so sugary sweet.

Nine year-old Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali is "writing" her memoir.

Rubina is the girl whose father allegedly tried to sell her. She also lives in the slums of India. This child is getting her hustle on early! Slumdog Dreaming will be released on July 16. The book will detail the night of the Oscars and her rapid transition into fame.

The press release mentions the following:

"Rubina brings alive a world of wastelands and rat-infested shanty dwellings, and shows us her home, a wooden shack with a tarpaulin roof, where she grew up with her beloved father and siblings," says the statement.

I can turn on Jerry Springer or talk to any hooker on the street and find out more about rat-infested environments and shacks without spending any stacks. I don't even want this book to do well cause I fear the children of Slumdog have been exploited enough and a penny of revenue may not even go to Rubina? :(

Haha! I think this was SO sad,b ut I hope that Kristen will laugh about it. She has never had a better opportunity to write a damn blog about something. She could blame this on anything, except for the herb she may have been smoking before the show. This woman has been pictured getting high on a few occassions. I truly love her.

Kristen Stewart droping her MTV Award gave me a total Ashlee Simpson lipsynching on SNL flashback. This. Was. Bad. YouTube has pretty much pulled all the videos, but there's this short one. Kristen's entire speech was awkward and I'll keep searching for a longer video with an embed code so that I can post it. Enjoy. :)

Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pennsylvania labor department.

The department wants to determine if the TLC hit show Jon and Kate Plus 8 is complying with the state's child labor laws.

Someone filed a complaint, but the allegations are being kept private and the snitch's name won't be released during the ongoing investigation. You know it was totally Jon's ho Deanna Hummel or Kate's piece Steve Nelid's wifey!!

TLC issued the following response,

"TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations.  Jon and Kate + 8 is no exception.  For an extended period of time, we have been engaged in cooperative discussions and supplied all requested information to the Pennsylvania Department of Labor.  We will continue to engage the appropriate officials and meet any standards or regulations that are applicable to TLC productions."

Kate Gosselin's relatives go on TV and talk sh*t about her and everyone except for TLC and her kids hate her ass. I doubt Kate will make the connection, though. You know she's blaming this all on Jon. Keep those cameras rolling, TLC.