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You can leave it to Family Guy to be offensive and controversial. The hit Fox show had an episode that aired late last year that included a joke about Laura Bush killing "a guy" when she was only 17 years old.

Laura was allegedly driving a car that hit another car at a nearby stop sign. The man in the other car was Michael Douglas, 17, who was Laura's boyfriend at the time. After spending days at Midland Memorial Hospital, Michael died due to neck breakage.

Michael was a popular athlete at Laura's high school. At the time of the accident, Laura was allegedly driving 50 MPH although the speed limit was 55 MPH. Some speculated that she was drinking at the time of the accident. However, police agencies said that Laura was not driving.

According to Police report that released in 2000, Laura was not held responsible for killing the man.

While talking to Associated Press in 2000, Laura admitted, “It was terrible and much terrible accident.” I can realize it being a mother.

Interesting. R.I.P.

Angelina Jolie was learning the art of becoming a home wrecker when she was just a teenager. In a new biography about little miss plump lips, sources say Angelina had sex with Marcheline Bertrand's boyfriend when she was 16. Marcheline just happens to be Angelina's mother. Pretty gross, right?

That's why it was easy for Angelina to hook Brad Pitt, because she was already starting her career of humping other people's men when she was a teenager. Dirty wh*re!

"Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school. Her mother found out and ended her relationship with the man."

Angelina just told her brother about the affair a few weeks ago and "even he turned on her." Apparently not many people trust her any more and can you blame them? When you have no problem banging your mom's dude, you're seriously f*cked in the head.

I never knew Adam Lambert was so pretty! I'm a Glambert fan, so I won't go into detail about his album cover for his debut disc, For Your Entertainment.

I love his eye makeup, so hot. And in case you didn't know, Adam Lambert is gay. I really love how out and proud he is. He's a great role model and I luvs him. That is all. It's all about the music, not the shirtless over the top drag queen cover from outer space.

Noah Cyrus is only nine years old, but she's already dressing like a slut. This isn't the first time that Noah has paraded around in her boots with heels and worn makeup, but she might as well be runnin' around in a thong, cause if she bends over, you're gonna see some booty cheek for sure.

Miley Cyrus' little sister showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis' Halloween party over the weekend dressed like some kind of dominatrix witch slut or something. Her parents should be ashamed. When you look like Noah, ya gotta make up for it in the personality or good body department, and allowing her to dress like this now is only teaching her that she should show skin.

Although I find her outfit repulsive, Noah is already prepped for costume changes and the stage. The last thing I could do when I was nine, or even today, is walk around in heels without landing on my hands and knees. I'll give her credit for that, but damn those heels must start hurting within an hour!

You're looking at behind the scenes footage of Pamela Anderson on set of her latest porno, Pammy Luvs Plushies. You've heard of plushie porn haven't you? It's when freaks dress up in animal costumes and get their groove on. You should see my meth addicted chipmunk prostitute costume, it's fabulous!

All kidding aside, Pam is promoting the anti-seal hunt campaign in Toronto. Doing some plushie porn wouldn't be such a bad thing for Pam to do since she's going broke! That dude in the costume has to feel like the luckiest man on earth having Pam cuddle up to him for photos. The costume shop owners are probably pissed about the sticky spot that guy left inside their fuzzy seal outfit.

Adam Lambert has posed in a racy Details magazine photoshoot that is basically pornographic.

The pictures are under such lock and key that every site I tried to find 'em on has since removed them per request. SO, if you wanna see Adam partaking in grown folk's business with a naked woman, ya gotta click our link and check 'em out before they're gone!!...  Continue Reading...

Marge Simpson's 'naked' Playboy spread has got everyone curious. Is she shaven, or does she trim? Does she got a badonkadonk, or is she flat-a*sed like Paris Hilton?

Did she have breast implant surgery, or do her girls come natural? The questions are endless, and we've got some answers... well maybe just one answer. It looks like Marge is naturally well endowed, and she looks great!

Marge's Playboy issue is on newsstands now.

Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, is the poor six year-old who was used as an attention-grabbing prop to satisfy his dysfunctional parents. The family has appeared on Wife Swap twice, and they've wasted no time giving interviews, naturally.

CNN's Wolfe Blitzer asks the Heene family if Balloon Boy heard his parents calling his name while he was hiding and Falcon's dad asks his publicity magnet "Did you hear us calling your name at any time?" and Falcon replies, "Uh huh." Then Richard and his wife kind of freeze, and ask Falcon, "You did?"

Falcon then confesses, "You guys said that we did this for the show."

There ya go, folks! The dad then goes on to stutter some nonsensical crap, trying to cover up the bombshell revelation.

We were all hoping that Falcon was safe. But the entire situation sounded very suspect when it was reported that Falcon's brother saw Falcon fly away and then shortly before the balloon landed there were reports that Falcon may have fallen out - something ya gotta say considering that the balloon's gonna drop without a kid inside. Then Falcon's parents claimed that their son was hiding in the house? Wouldn't they have searched the house first before calling the authorities?

These parents are sick, but I seriously think they should look into script writing!

Falcon Heene is the six year-old "Balloon Boy" from Colorado who hid in the attic while people around the world watched a live feed of an empty balloon floating in the sky.

It was initially reported that Falcon unhooked his parents air balloon and flew away while helplessly inside of it. His brother swore up and down that Falcon was indeed in the balloon at the time of take off. After around an hour and a half in the sky, the empty helium balloon had a soft landing in an open field.

The balloon, which resembles a shiny UFO, flew a reported 60 miles from the Heene family's home in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Balloon Boy was scared that he would get in trouble for losing the balloon, so he was hiding in the attic the entire time as people watched the empty aircraft and searched for him in his local neighborhoods.

Falcon was safe from all the possible dangers of free falling from thousands of feet in the air; but if Falcon were my kid, he would have wished he was on that balloon by the time I was done lighting his a*s on fire!

More proof that Falcon needs some discipline. I couldn't sit through this:

And Richard Heene gives some half-hearted apology and thank you:

What happens when you're a famous singer who released an autobiography and you show up to do a book signing for your fans? You get slapped in the face!

Leona Lewis was appearing for a book signing in Piccadilly, London when an a**hole fan punched her in the head. Witnesses say the man walked up to Lewis, asked her to sign his book, "she signed it and, as she looked up, he just punched her." The guy apparently thought the whole incident was pretty humorous.

"She was running out with her hand over her eye and I just saw a man on the floor. Suddenly the security all jumped on him and they were trying to pull him out and he was just laughing, he thought it was funny."

They should let her make a visit to him in jail with his hands tied behind his back, feet shackled, mouth duct taped, and she should just beat the sh*t out of him!