Archive for the 'WTF' Category
It would be in Verne’s best interest to shut the eff up about his “abuse” right now. It’s not, er, I don’t see how this would help his career or help him get laid and that’s exactly what he needs right now. Booty.
In the lawsuit, Troyer who is 2′8″ and weighs 40 pounds, accuses the 5′5″ 110-pound Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery. The 39-year-old is asking for $20 million in damages.
“When you pick up a 2′8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts,” Troyer’s attorney, Ed McPherson, told TMZ.
Troyer feared for his safety and “did not want to go into his own home without having someone else accompanying him,” according to the court documents. The papers describe one instance in which “Shrider grabbed [Troyer] very forcefully by the arm, held him against his will, and did not let him get away from her.”
Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”
Responding to Troyer’s lawsuit Shrider released a statement late Thursday afternoon.
“This law suit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp. It is in our opinion a transparent attempt to secure as much publicity as he can from his less then average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru.”
I love how the bitch uses ‘then’ when it should be ‘than.’ I LUVS that shit! She sounds credible.
Dontcha just feel so sorry for Verne? And if the abuse was so serious, why sue her now, after the sex tape leak?
He’s so bitter. He should start dating some hot midget bitches. They’re probably the biggest sluts out there, happy to get laid. And maybe if I dated a midget, I would toss him a few times too, especially if he was being quiet and I was wasted, mistaking him for a doll when I’m trying to clean up. It’s possible.
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Two drunken ass bitches were on a plane boozin’ it up. When airline staff refused to give them more alcohol, they attacked ‘em with a vodka bottle. But it doesn’t end there. One of the drunken ass bitches said, “‘Let’s open the door. I want some fresh air” and attempted to open the emergency exit at 30,000 feet!
Damn, I want a few sips of whatever she was drinking. Shit. Actually, if they were only on vodka, this all makes sense. Vodka has made me do some very bad things. It’s evil.
Two women could face a year in jail and a £20,000 bill after a drunken rampage aboard a plane in which one of them tried to open the cabin door at 30,000ft.
The pilot was forced to make an emergency landing in Germany after the pair, aged 26 and 27, lashed out at stewards who refused to serve them more alcohol.
One was heard to shout ‘Let’s open the door. I want some fresh air’ before being grappled to the floor and handcuffed by staff.
The flight landed in Frankfurt where the two were arrested and questioned by police before being released to return to the UK.
Under German law, they could face a year behind bars for their behaviour and could also be hit with a bill for £20,000 from the airline.
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“Dining in the Dark” at Opaque gained popularity in Southern California, and opened its first Northern California location last week in San Francisco.
In a dining room that’s pitch black - we’re talking can’t-see-your-hand-in-front-of-your-face pitch black - the idea is to engage the other senses throughout the meal. Servers dole out plates by touch. Eavesdropping has never been easier, and if the weather is hot, nobody will notice if you shed some clothes.
If you can get beyond the anxiety-inducing total darkness - we both tweaked upon entry - it’s a novelty that some might find interesting.
Dinner for two with a bottle of sparkling water, two glasses of wine and tip came to $289. At that point, the price almost didn’t matter. We were just thankful that we could see.
Opaque - Dining in the Dark, 689 McAllister St. San Francisco; (800) 710-1270.
Clutsy people will make a mess at the table, uncoordinated folks could easily cut someone with a knife while talking with their hands, and I could think of naughty, fun things to do with your date at this dark restaurant.
But who wants to eat in the dark?! As soon as I get some grub, if the room is dark, I hit the light switch. Thinking about bugs possibly mating in my food as I’m shoving some stuff down my throat is unappealing to me. If I can’t see, I’m not eating.
I just looked up Opaque’s other spots. I can’t believe I’ve never heard of dining in the dark:
- At the W Hotel, 421 West B Street
San Diego, CA 92101
- 8401 Sunset Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90069
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LINKAGE
Madonna and A-Rod’s sexual relationship - ND
This is what Jennifer Aniston sleeps with - RR
I think they all look great - PB
Why?! - SOW
Pregnant American Idol has been - GB
Angelina Jolie checks into hospital - DS
Pics of Lindsay Lohan’s half sister, Ashley Lohan - She looks just like Lindsay’s Dad, Michael! - AIW
Nicole Richie finally sees the light - GTS
Kimora Lee Simmons has won sole custody of her two daughters with hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, Ming, 8, and Aoki, 5.
Kimora Lee Simmons, 33 and CEO of the Baby Phat line, cited irreconcilable differences when she filed for divorce from Russell Simmons, 50, in March after nearly 10 years of marriage.
According to legal papers obtained by The Insider, Russell Simmons gets the girls one week out of every eight, plus extra time for summer vacations and holidays.
In addition, he pays $20,000 per child per month in child support. That cash flow stops when each reaches the age of 19 1/2, or until the daughter is emancipated, married, becomes self-supporting, joins the armed forces or stops living with Kimora Lee Simmons.
Finally, he’s required to buy or lease a car valued at $60,000 or more for the girls once every 24 months.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve never heard of anyone having to buy a pricey whip or lease one every 24 months for their kids with their ex-wife. Who the hell is Kimora’s lawyer? I need to start saving up now for when I split from my wealthy future ex hubby. Congrats, diva ho.
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A doctor who faked prescriptions for growth hormones for her son even though his height was ‘normal’ faces being struck off today. Dr Rehab Al Jumaily, 51, who is just 5ft tall, feared her 13-year-old would be bullied if he ended up as short as the rest of his family.
But the 5ft 2in youngster, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had been the subject of only one reported bullying incident at school.
The teenager was six inches over the normal threshold for hormone treatment and half an inch above the average height for his age.
Al Jumaily, a partner in a West Hull surgery, used fake names to write prescriptions for the drug Genetropin which she then injected into her son.She admitted three charges of deception at Hull Crown Court last year and was fined £22,500.
Al Jumaily was also ordered to pay costs of £1,200 and meet a £3037 confiscation order - or serve three months jail in default.
She is appearing before the General Medical Council who will decide if her fitness to practice is impaired by reason of her conviction.
The court hearing was told Jumaily and her husband were both short and their 16-year-old daughter had stopped growing at the age of 11 when she reached 4ft 10in.
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LINKAGE
- The bitch slap heard around the world - CK
- The ugliest shoes I have ever seen!! - CS
- Who’s the sausage king? - AB
- Brooke Hogan looking hot! Hulk approves of her new sexy pics - RR
Deets on justaskthelocals, a new site that tells tourists where to go, suggestions given by actual residents, no tourist traps - PB
- Cher’s drunken ass fan gets arrested for harassment - GB
- Oh, hells yeah! - SOW
- Paris Hilton straight fuggin’ with bald gangsta Benji - ND
- That 70’s Show’s Topher Grace is still alive. I think he’s such a sexy scrawny dude - DS
- John Mayer is a liar - AIW
- Justin Timberlake confesses that he has OCD and ADD - GTS
