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Everybody wants a piece of Michael Jackson memorabilia that is one of a kind and there isn't any that's more unique than this. Ralph Cohen, who was an executive producer of the Pepsi commercial where Michael's head went up in flames, has some strands of Michael's burnt hair that he wants to sell.

Ralph obtained the strands when he put his jacket on Michael's head to help put the flames out. He says once the pyrotechnics went off and Michael was half way down the stairs, he noticed his head was on fire.

"There was so much lights and so many different things go on but I noticed his hair was on fire and I immediately rushed out from my position. I pulled my jacket off as I was running and proceeded to, when I reached him, put it over his head."

This dude has to be a taco short of a fiesta if he's been keeping some nasty burned hair in a bag for the past 25 years. This supposed burnt hair could be pubic hair that someone took a flame to the end of and claimed it was Michael's hair for all we know. If you want a few straggles of Michael's hair to show all your friends, they go on auction at Edwardian Radisson Hotel at Heathrow, London, on October 17.

Jimmy Fallon on SNL brought the LOLs, but Jimmy Fallon on late night TV brings the WTFs.

Jimmy is not my cup of suck, but the late night host did a great job of imitating Miley Cyrus' dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. Less than a week after Billy posted a desperate plea for Miley to get back on Twitter because she's "the light in a world of darkness," the scrawny host threw on a ridiculous wig and put his Southern accent to work. Enjoy.

Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester is trying to break into the mainstream pop music industry. She can be heard on Cobra Starship's "Good Girls Go Bad' and now she can be heard on her own track, "Somebody to Love" featuring Robin Thicke.

I like Leighton so I'll refrain from telling you that this song and these lyrics make me wanna vom. Oops, just did! Check out the lyrics after the jump.

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I'm finally going to get an answer to a couple of questions that have boggled my brain for years, what does Marge Simpson look like naked? Does she have a bush and if so, is it big and blue like her hair? The truth will be revealed in the November issue of Playboy magazine.

Playboy CEO Scott Flanders hopes the three page cartoon pictorial will help bring younger readers in their 20s.

The Marge Simpson centerfold is "obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek. It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual."

Playboy better get ready for their onslaught of 13 year old customers who will start subscribing once they see Marge's vag. Dads, make sure you put away your Marge Simpson Playboy before you find it with lotion and a bundle of sticky toilet paper next to it.

Some would say blondes have more fun, but I would go as far as to say blondes have more dumb too. Hayden Panettiere proves my point after expressing her fears of a fan stabbing her.

"I'm just afraid somebody's going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start healing. I've been thinking about that since the first season."

Wow I'm speechless, but I like dingy females like Hayden cause they make me feel smart for a moment. Then I realize I'm just as much of a dumb*ss as any rock head blonde, and I'm back to reality that I'm a retarded brunette. I need to dye my locks platinum blonde so my hair color fits with my IQ.

The description for the Robert Pattinson documentary 'Robsessed' says that the film will give an "exclusive, insider's look" into Robert's life from schoolboy to model to actor and global icon.

The DVD will be released on November 10, just 10 days before New Moon hits theaters.

Revolver Entertainment is behind the film and they promise that the DVD will be filled with "a lot of Rob" cause "for a lot of people there's no such thing as too much Rob." I have to say that I agree.

Tila Tequila has posted some strange tweets on Twitter this week about committing suicide.

Who knows what is going through her head but she posted Monday evening that "It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me." I don't know what she's smoking but she believes God wants her to do it.

"I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It's not about that though! Like I said, God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there."

The Tila Tequila suicide watch has begun since she plans on killing herself in two weeks according to her tweets.  

"At least i care enough 2 tell u that u have 2 more weeks w me here So enjoy it. Appreciate it Now that u know im gone soon."

Alliston Iraheta's debut single is "Friday I'll Be Over You." Allison made it to American Idol's top 4 and her album will be released on Dec. 1.

When asked what fans will take away from 'Friday I'll Be Over You,' Allison said, "It's a song everyone can relate to. It's a pretty simple song. It ain't too hard to understand. I think people will really just be like 'Yeah!' ... hopefully."

And when it comes to Idol, Allison said that it was "pretty hard" for her to be herself, saying, You're already portrayed as someone else. It's kind of hard to come out as who you really are. But, now people get a chance to know who we are, going to see us on tour and stuff.

I love Allison, but this song is a horrible way for her to launch her solo career. She is much better than this absolute CRAP! Although I'm skurred of her debut album now, I still hope it will at least go gold.

Allison Iraheta Friday I'll Be Over You

The adorable, sweet and talented Kandi Burruss of the Real Housewives of Atlanta's ex-fiance Ashley Jewell has died.

AJ was killed Friday night after sustaining fatal injuries to the head in a fight at Atlanta club Body Tap. AJ was not there to party, he was a partial owner of the club.

He suffered a severe blow to the head and was rushed from the club to Piedmont hospital where he was later pronounced dead.

Police are still searching for suspects in the death and possible murder of Ashley Jewell.

So senseless, and this must be extremely hard on Kandi considering the way that he died. AJ will always be associated with violence. AJ was so much more than that tragic incident and he's the father of six children. I also researched to find AJ's age, but I couldn't find it anywhere. He had to be around Kandi's age. She's 33.

My thoughts and prayers go out to Kandi and all of AJ's friends and family.

Who is Stephanie Birkitt? More like who does Stephanie think she is?

Stephanie Birkitt went from Wake University graduate to 48 Hours employee to assistant to David Letterman in more ways than one.

She has appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman an alleged 11 times, going by various nicknames as Vicky, Smitty and Kitty. Such creativity.

She began working as an intern in 2006 then worked her way up to associate producer on 48 hours before working in Letterman's office, handling his charities and Indy car racing team. She went on to interview Survivor castoffs and gave on-air reports from the sites of the Winter Olympics in 2002 and 2006. Her affair with Dave ended in 2003.

Check out videos of two Stephanie appearances on The Late Show. You'll need to skip to the 3:15 mark for this one.

And you'll need to skip to the 1:00 mark on this one.

I couldn't sit through Steph's sketches. She's an awkward Plain Jane and I don't see what Dave sees in her. Regardless of my superficial preferences, it's fun to watch the former lovers interact. Observing people who've engaged in grown folk's business is always a good time when you try to figure out if you can pick up on their chemistry. Well at least I find it interesting. I'd like to think it exemplifies my love of research and my breathtaking analytical skills at work.