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Rumors were swirling over the past few days that Lil Wayne’s 8 year-old daughter, Reginae Carter died in a car accident. Lil Wayne has come out saying it’s all bullshit!!
“It has come to my attention that there are recent reports circulating regarding my daughter. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who are genuinely concerned about Reginae and her safety.
Please allow me to dispel any rumors or speculations and report that my daughter is alive, healthy and surrounded by family who care and love her dearly.
The rumors are completely false and unfounded; neither Reginae nor any other member of my family has been involved in any car accident. My family and I truly appreciate the concern and support shown to us.”
Lil Wayne is so sweet. I would have been typin’ some mad shit if people thought it was funny or entertaining to say that my daughter was killed. Scandalous. Thank God she’s okay.
Hayden Panettiere’s parents went for a walk with their dogs in Los Angeles yesterday, despite the fact that Hayden’s dad Alan had been arrested the night before on domestic abuse charges.
Extra reports:
Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez, “Nothing actually happened.” Explained Mario,
“In fact, Lesley wasn’t even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad’s arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion.”
I don’t know how getting beat down is sumthin’ that’s blown out of proportion, but when you’ve been married for decades, I guess you find new ways of performing foreplay that I’m pretty clueless about. They do look happy. Makeup sex. Hayden’s dad was probably an intoxicated bastard at the time. Hopefully it’s a lesson learned situation for him and he won’t lay his hands on his wife again.
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Since no amount of cosmetic surgery will make actual human eyes larger, some girls are trying another way to up their cute quotient: extra-wide contact lenses!
They’re not only tinted, but tinted prominently in the extra-wide outer ring. The result is the appearance of a bigger, wider iris.
To quote the sales copy, “Wanna get big, watery shiny eyes without any surgery? CRAVE AND ENVY NO MORE!”
The extra-wide contact lenses are made by a variety of companies including Geo and Dueba, and cost in the $30-$50 per pair range. It seems they’re not just cosmetic - send in your prescription and the lenses will be made to order.
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I wonder where else he put his wang?!
A 41-year-old dude was at LanTian park when he decided to bang a steel bench. The bench was sexy as hell to him because it has so many holes to choose from. Maybe I should push my penis in one of those holes? Hells yeah! Then his dick got stuck. He panicked and had to call the po po.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
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“Beyoncé Knowles has been a spokesperson for the L’Oréal Paris brand since 2001. We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically untrue that L’Oréal Paris altered Ms. Knowles’ features or skin-tone in the campaign for Feria’s hair color.”
Damage control! I worked for a magazine and I’d sit there and watch the art director Photoshop and airbrush the hell out of the models in our spreads. Bullshit!
And, let’s just say L’Oreal didn’t lighten Beyonce’s skin, they made sure she was under some intense lighting! And they overexposed the image. In summary: Beyonce’s much darker, L’Oreal knows it and that’s why they made her look diff. That’s categorically the truf! If B can’t get outta her contract, she better speak up and make sure they don’t do this again. I don’t expect anything less from the Knowles camp.
A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he’s too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.
Lawyers for Richard Cooey argue in a federal lawsuit that Cooey — 5-feet-7 and 267 pounds — had poor veins when he faced execution five years ago and the problem has been worsened by weight gain.
The lawsuit, filed Friday in federal court, also says prison officials have had difficulty drawing blood from Cooey for medical procedures.
Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for Oct. 14.
Two years ago, convicted killer Jeffrey Lundgren was put to death after a federal appeals court rejected his claim that he was at greater risk of experiencing pain and suffering because he was overweight and diabetic.
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Bianca’s mama told The New York Post her side of the Hairspray/ Top Model ghetto booty whoopin’ in an airport situation.
Nikki’s fam was asked to move their luggage so Bianca Golden’s fam could sit down. They moved their luggage from one seat, so they lady with a child could sit, but they threw the N-word around. Another source added that Bianca’s family went racial. saying, “I don’t want to sit next to any white bitch.” They don’t wanna sit next to you either, that’s why Nikki’s Dad put some smack down on it!
Things began to pop off when Bianca and Nikki started talking shit to each other. Nikki tried to rip off Bianca’s earring. Lmao. How about kicking her in the tits or grasping onto her hair like sophisticated ladies do?
After Nikki grabbed Bianca’s earring, the brawl was on!
Nikki’s dad, Carl, was allegedly “punching [Elaine] in the head.” He is being held in jail until August 8. Elaine is still in the intensive care unit of a Miami hospital recovering from a broken nose and cracked skull.
As hilarious as this all is, why was Carl beating on a woman?!!!!! And once again, who do I have to give a damn blumpkin with Altoids in order to get a few seconds of some good footage?
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Rumors were swirling over the past few days that Lil Wayne’s 8 year-old daughter, Reginae Carter died in a car accident. Lil Wayne has come out saying it’s all bullshit!!
