WTF News (Page 3)

It's starting to make sense as to why Lady Gaga is always wearing some fugged up helmet or hat on her head. She's trying to soften the blow from flying objects!

While performing her hit song 'Poker Face' during her Monster Ball tour in Atlanta, Gaga was hit in the head by a bouquet of flowers. One of her psycho fans must have gotten a little too excited while rocking out to her song and accidentally let go of the flowers that whacked her in the head. It's a shame it didn't knock a bit of fashion sense into her.

Well folks, it's been a pleasure blogging today and I'll be back to hook you up with new posts on Monday. You never know, I might totally surprise everyone, including myself, and throw a few posts up tomorrow. Happy New Year to Firecracker and all of you fabulous POTP readers! Me love you long time. :)

The Cyrus family is like a hybrid of the Spears, Lohans, and Simpsons. All of their families have stage parents and dysfunction, but some of them actually have some love in their crew and mental stability. So far the Cyrus family seems to be semi-grounded.

But Miley Cyrus is a horrible influence on not only teenagers, but on her 9-year-old sister, Noah Cyrus, as well. Miley tells Noah to perform for Miley's entourage backstage, then Noah busts into her rendition of Akon's sexually-charged song "Smack That." Noah has the lyrics down pat and she loves the spotlight and Miley gets to laugh about it at her sister's expense.

Noah has already basically dressed up as a hooker for Halloween, and now this? At least Miley Cyrus is somewhat good looking; Noah is very busted in the face and I'm scared for her cause if she thinks she has any chance of attaining the same status as her big sis, she's in for a lot of surprises.

No one wants to smack that now, Noah, and I doubt many folks will wanna smack that in the future. Poor thing for so many reasons.

Adam Lambert was one of the 10 most fascinating people on the Barbara Walters special last night and they talked about the kiss during the AMAs, but they wouldn't play a clip from the performance. ABC says "It was an editorial decision to show very little from the performance and focus on the fresh, new interview with Adam Lambert." Riiight, you're just a group of homophobes and are afraid to grow some balls. I get it.

What I don't get is why they couldn't show Adam's smooch, but it was alright to show Lady Gaga smacking her lips on another chick. They said Gaga's kiss was "used quickly in context of things that upset her father."

He went for the shock value and he got it and some people find it shocking to even see two women makeout, so it doesn't make sense to show one but not the other. It's 2009 and time for everyone to man up! No pun intended.

Just in time for the Holidays, Lindsay Lohan blesses us with a skankalicious pictorial in Muse magazine. Nothing says Merry Christmas like straddling a naked man with what could possibly be a giant furry dog in the left corner of the picture. I'm hoping it's a coat, but Lindsay will take the kinky wherever she can get it. She's smoking cigarettes and looks coked out in pretty much every one of the photos. Don't you want a piece of that?

These photos come out while Lindsay's in India shooting a documentary about human trafficking, which leads me up to this little tid bit. Hindu statesman Rajan Zed says Lindsay needs to take a plunge in the Ganges river to cleanse herself. Come on Raj, if she takes a dip in the Ganges that water will be tainted and no longer have the ability to cleanse people of their sins.

"Lindsay Lohan should make use of her trip to India to rediscover herself by spending some time in an ashram and taking a dip in the holy Ganges. It is believed that bathing in the sacred Ganges purifies one of all sin, and its water, if taken daily, confers immortality."

Boy he couldn't have made that comment at a better time! She's all sorts of nasty and smelly looking in Muse. That's obviously the look they were going for, but it would be more fitting to do something like that with someone like Reese Witherspoon, who has a clean image, rather than Lindsay who brings no shock value to the shoot because she's a natural dirty butt.

Is this homophobia at its worst or is ABC simply trying to protect itself from the big bad FCC? Adam Lambert's Good Morning America performance was canceled and Adam believes that ABC's decision to pull the plug on his upcoming appearances was made because of FCC pressure. Adam posted the following Tweets yesterday:

However, the Los Angeles Times reports that Glambert is completely wrong. The FCC does not monitor programming after 10 p.m. Additionally, Adam Lambert's AMA performance took place at 10:55 p.m.

"The FCC has determined that there is a reasonable risk that children will be in the audience from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., local time. Therefore, the FCC prohibits station licensees from broadcasting indecent material during that period."

Interesting! I don't think there's enough evidence that this is homophobia. Let us not forget that Janet Jackson's Super Bowl incident, which aired on CBS, caused mass hysteria and excessive censoring on network and cable television networks and radio stations. Britney and Madonna also shared a quick kiss on cable television. Adam's sex show was on network TV. Different networks. Different consequences. This is so sad, though. Adam is a new artist and he should be allowed to grow as an artist and person by proving that he can be trusted to perform.

I love Courtney Love's album Live Through This, so she will always have a soft spot in my heart; but the attention whore trainwreck is throwing Britney Spears under the bus shortly after she's finally gotten her life back together.

Courtney Love alleges that Papa Spears molested Britney Spears. Courtney, 45, typed:

"britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f***** up who are called lawyers. lets GO."

Until Courtney learns how to use spellcheck, (she's not a gossip blogger, she should use it), then she doesn't really have any credibility. Hypothetically speaking, if Jamie did molest Britney Spears, that's between Britney and her father. I hope the Spears camp is considering taking legal action against her.

Approximately 1,500 people called into ABC to complain about Adam Lambert's raunchy American Music Awards performance. Adam's sex show was broadcast live and unedited on the East Coast, but ABC made some edits for West Coasters.

ABC is calling the response "moderate." Um, okay. Last week Adam Lambert said that his performance is "gonna be sexy." Um, okay, again.

Lambert said the backlash against the performance was "a form of discrimination and a double standard" because for decades "women performers have been pushing the envelope."

On his Twitter account, Lambert wrote, "All hail freedom of expression and artistic integrity. Fans: I adore u."

Freedom of expression in the United States of Sexual Repression has its limits. Just ask Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson. Adam clearly did not respect those boundaries. I applaud his efforts, but his performance sucked. He didn't even own it. It was too calculated, awkward, and his gay kiss was more like an aggressive attack on his keyboardist's face than anything remotely sexy.

The performance was subpar, which makes it not worth all the controversy. Adam's team is probably going to have a lot of explaining to do every time he wants to perform on live TV again. It's definitely time to tone it down and shake us up more later on.

Adam Lambert is probably my favorite American Idol contestant in the show's history, but that doesn't mean I should give him props even when he sucks. Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance was a Broadway spectacle meets Chip 'n Dale act.

He was trying too hard to do whatever it is he was trying to do. His set was busy and it was a hot mess. He actually allegedly falls down around the 1:40 mark and then he has some gay makeout action taking place around the 3:20 mark. And Out magazine accused him of not being gay enough?!

What irked me the most was Adam's final "note." It was pathetic. We know that you can sing, but you don't have to showcase your entire range in the final seconds of your performance to remind us of that. Sigh.

Carrie Prejean's brother, Billy Arnone, is coming to her defense over the current sex tape scandal, but all he really did was succeed at making an a** out of himself. During a recent interview, he explained that Carrie's sexcapades were on a cell phone and were meant to be private, but that's not what is landing him on my perv-boy list.

When asked if he would watch the sex tapes if they were published, Billy said "If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” Does anyone else feel dirty and the need to take a shower after reading that comment? Seriously I would never go to another family function if my brother who wants to watch me diddle myself on video was going to be there. What kind of jacked up family does Carrie come from for crying out loud!

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this week for what was thought to be the cold, but that was just a bullsh*t lie. The human walking crack pipe was actually hospitalized for an anal leakage problem... I mean a booby leak. Amy's father who has previously said that Amy's boobs are great explained on his TV show that she was actually in the hospital because she had a "little leaky something or other."

One of Amy's friends also chimed in about Wino's leaky breast and said "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

I wouldn't put it past Amy to have begged the doc to fill her implants with vodka instead of saline or silicone so she could poke a straw into her t*t and get her buzz on when she needs to. I'm not comprehending how she has stuff literally leaking out of her boob especially since she had them done over a month ago. Would she still have open incisions around her nips? Somebody with fake boobies please fill me in cause my inquiring mind wants to know.