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Watching David Letterman's show last night was a bit awkward after I heard earlier in the evening that he admitted to humping some of his female employees. David was being blackmailed for $2 million by Robert Joel Halderman who was threatening to possibly turn the scandal into a book or a movie.

When Dave spoke about it on the show, it seemed as though the audience initially thought it was some type of joke. He was smart to tell the story himself before any of the media got a hold of it and broke the news. I think the crowd realized it wasn't a laughing matter when he explained he had to testify earlier that morning over the extortion plot.

"This morning,I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury... Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would. I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family."

Dave has been with is wife Regina Lasko since 1986 but just married earlier this year, so he has been bedding his co-working hoes throughout their relationship. He didn't say when he was sleeping with his co-workers but you know it had to be over the past 20 years. I understand why he admitted the affairs on his show, but I've lost respect for him knowing he has been cheating on his wife for so long.

Where are these chicks he was banging? Do any of them still work for him? I'll bet he paid them good hush money to keep this shiz quiet and out of the news! It won't be long till they start coming out of the woodwork now that he spilled the beans of his employee humpathon.

Anyone who thought that Jon Gosselin was a pushover is SO wrong! The balding male slut is trying to get TLC to "pull the plug" on Jon & Kate Plus Hate. WOW!

Jon's attorney Mark Heller - who previously represented Lindsay Lohan's attention whore father, Michael Lohan - released the following statement today. Knives out!

As legal counsel for Jon Gosselin, I am totally confident that he will be completely successful in his quest to take back control of his family and preserve, protect and ensure their future well-being by putting the brakes on his divorce and pulling the plug on TLC, the media giant that he perceives as a monster that has exploited and manipulated his family and has been partially responsible for the breakdown of his marriage.

Jon is resolved not to allow the TLC Corporate machine to devour his family and promote the monster's best interests over those of his family. 

TLC and Discovery have been reputed to have generated approximately $186 million dollars for the quarter – compliments of the Gosselin Family, and Jon firmly believes that their greed to continue that cash flow will be trumped by his courage and determination to protect his family.

Is Jon serious? I don't speak Douche and I think I need a translator. TLC is entitled to make however many hundreds of millions or billions off of Jon, Kate and their army that they want to. They created them! They own them! They've given them fame and access to a wealth of resources that they would never have if it weren't for the show.

Jon is ridiculously dumb. Not only is he burning bridges with TLC and Discovery, but these industry folks all work together and no one will want to work with him again. It's not like he's good at anything other than complaining and sleeping with barely legal women.

Poor Kate! And when Jon's kids get older, they just may hate him too when they realize how self-serving their a*hole father truly is.

The sex tape you never wanted to see might exist. There's rumors hitting the 'net today that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape.

The two supposedly made the tape while on vacation a few years ago and forgot to take the camera with them. An employee at the resort is attempting to sell the tape, but who really wants to pay for that?

In the 15 minute tape, the two get their groove on the boring old folks way, straight missionary style. I'd watch it. I've seen German chicks with pigs, dudes with horses and Asian ladies playing with each other while vomiting in a bathtub. I'm not scared of some Jimmy Kimmel action.

Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein's death has been ruled an accidental drug overdose.

The New York City Medical Examiner's office spokeswoman Ellen Borakove said,

"We've done the testing and investigation in conjunction with the NYPD and in our opinion this was an accidental overdose rather than suicide."

Adam was found in the bedroom of his New York City apartment on Aug. 28.

The drugs in his system included cocaine (she could not specify whether it was crack cocaine or powder cocaine), Levamisole (an drug commonly used to cut cocaine), oxycodone (the active ingredient in OxyContin), hydrocodone (a powerful pain reliever), and Ativan, Klonapin and Xanax, all anti-anxiety drugs. Borakove could not say whether Goldstein held a prescription for any of the drugs in his system.

I don't get it. I don't understand how you take SO many drugs and you don't know that you may off yourself in the process, especially when "eight OxyContin pills" are found in one's stomach and a ninth was found in DJ's mouth. A crack pipe was also found near his body. I think that the examiner's office doesn't wanna say it was suicide, but when you mix that many narcotics together in a short span of time, that doesn't sound very accidental to me. Just my opinion.

RIP, Adam.

Workaholic Britney Spears released a brand new song on the radio today and it's called "3." Anyone else wish this song would disappear from the airwaves in 1, 2, 3?

This sounds like something only Hannah Montana would sing, and even Miley would be embarrassed by the lyrics. Although the lyrics are sexual, the song sounds juvenile, like so many songs we've heard before, and it's over produced. Britney can do SO much better than this.

In a battle of died years ago and can't defend himself vs. former crackhead said, Mackenzie Phillips says she had an incestuous relationship with her father for 10 years.

Mackenzie woke up outta a drug haze and realized that she was having sex with her dad, Mamas and Papas singer, John Phillips. This began when she was 19 years old. She didn't know if it was the first time they f*cked or what, but she also didn't feel disgusted enough to not allow him to have sex with her for 10 years after that!

I watched Mackenzie's episode on Oprah and I can't remember the last time I've seen or heard that much crazy! I didn't want to believe Mackenzie because it's so disturbing, but I do believe her. Too many people who knew Mackenzie and her father are confirming her story. Mackenzie's sister Chynna Phills said:

"Am I exceedingly joyful that my family secret that I told my therapist, my husband and my very best friend in the whole word [is now public]? No. Somebody could have dropped a piano on my head and I probably wouldn't have felt it. But I knew it was true. Do I believe that they had an incestuous relationship and that it went on for 10 years? Yes."

"I was completely stunned. I walked around in a comatose state for about 10 days."

Owen Elliot, daughter of John's bandmate Cass Elliot, spoke to her local news in defense of Mackenzie. She also spoke with Extra, saying,

“Mackenzie is my best friend. She speaks her truth, and it’s not a pretty truth. She has lived with this for 30-plus years, and talking about this now is an important part of her recovery. I am very proud of her. Her bravery in telling her story is bound to help others.”

Mackenzie's other sister and actress Bijou Phillips issued a statement:

"When I was 13, Mackenzie told me she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3, I didn’t know what to believe and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn't happen... I understand Mackenzie's need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it's devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn't here to defend himself."

Will the truth set Mackenzie free? I sure hope so because I don't know anyone who would have the courage to tell the world that they were having sex with their dad for a decade up until they were pushing 30. Mackenzie was obviously in love with her dad. She wasn't tortured, it was consensual, and it was SICK!

He may be gone, but there's still plenty to talk about when it comes to Michael Jackson. Can you ever get enough Michael Jackson though?

Michael had done phone interviews with Rabbi Schmuley Boteach 9 years ago which were to be part of a memoir on Jackson's life. Some of the audio was released today where Michael says he has a gift from God to heal sick children. Apparently kids also showered all over him with love. WTF?

"I've seen children just shower all over me with love," Jackson said. "They want to just touch me and hug me and completely just hold on and cry and not let go . . . and mothers pick their babies and put them into my arms -- 'Touch my baby, and hold them, touch my baby, touch my baby.' "

I could throw in some golden shower jokes but I'm not gonna. That's just gross! In the audio Michael also said Madonna is not a nice person and she is jealous of him. She has to love hearing that after the touching speech she gave about him at the VMA's. Yay to Michael for getting the last word on the old hag, but I think we all know she's not the most chipper person in the world.

I'm completely confused with what the hell is going on in this video? It's really nothing more than Lady Gaga sprawled out naked with her hand over her boobs but it's giving me a total brain queef.

Kanye West posted the video on his blog as a promo for his upcoming tour with Lady freak show. I knew video killed the radio star, but I didn't realize fame kills rock stars. All this time I thought drugs, alcohol, car accidents and cancer killed rock stars. Who Knew!

Jessica Alba stepped out for the Bill Clinton's Global Initiative reception the other night, with some crazy looking blonde locks. She must have the same hair stylist as Rihanna, cause they both look whack with their blonde weaves.

I seriously thought she had shaved her head when I saw these photos.

What is going on with the dress? If it didn't have a low neck line, I think a 5 year old girl would wear it for holiday pictures! It could also pass for something my 85 year-old grandma would wear out for dinner with her sexy boyfriend. Sorry Jessica, but this look is all wrong and the black tights don't help.

I'm on the fence when it comes to Mackenzie Phillips and her very explosive new book, High on Arrival. I used to be a fan of hers. Yeah, I was weird. I liked her first name and I actually had people call me Mackenzie, no joke. This was only like, once, for a few years when I was younger. But I digress.

The child star from One Day at a Time was arrested for having drugs on her at LAX last year but alleges that it's the first time she bought the stuff in years. Right. Now Mackenzie's book alleges that her father John Phillips, of the legendary band Mamas and Papas, raped her when she was 19 years old and high. The two also began a f*ckship which ended when she became pregnant.

Her sister has already come out claiming this is bullsh*t. MacKenzie's life was crazy enough for her to write a very intriguing memoir, so why lie about something like rape with your own father if it never even happened?

Furthermore, her father isn't around to defend himself. So, in summary, your life is sane and healthy compared to the dysfunction Mackenzie grew up with and remains to thrive in. Cause regardless of whether she had a sexual relationship with her dad or not, ya gotta be pretty desperate and effed up to tell the world about it!

You can check out some of Mackenzie's interview, which aired earlier this week, by clicking HERE