Midget Mac's audition tape for I Love New York 2. The lil man is strippin' down fo his baby - literally! You can tell he the type of dude to give it to you raw in the middle of the night or show up at your job, hit you up while you workin' for certain - ain't that some Biggie? My creativity knows no bounds.
I Love New York 2 is goin' down in less than a month. :)
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BTW, when I said I'm a Britney fan now, I was referring to this train wreck's music and her music only. I like her new shit. That is all. She's wearing every single gossip blogger out with her antics. Move back to your country homeland, Brit. Louisiana awaits.
When Whoppi Goldberg asked co-host Sherri Shepherd if the world is flat, Sherri replied,
"I don't know. I never thought about it Whoopi. Is the world flat? I never thought about ...I...I...No....But I'll tell you what I have thought about. How I'm going to feed my child, take care of my family. 'Is the world flat' has not been an important thing to me."
I love how Sherri starts talking about feeding her child because she's so stoopid! Whatever, bitch. I guess she didn't pay attention in class at any point while in elementary school.
Rosie used to talk about real shit like the Iraq war, how often she has sex with her girlfriend, and why fat sex is the best sex. I was taking notes. I miss Ro Ro so much.
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Entertainment Tonight has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on Kevin Federline's life.
Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger. Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened.
ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
Okay, this shit isn't funny. Even I can't make a lame joke about this. I will be on top of this story as details emerge - if they emerge. We don't wanna see Kevin Federline killed. He's a never ending supply of jokes. The world needs more Federsperm!
For the past month, the Colombian pop star has been taking a class at the University of California, Los Angeles, called "Introduction to Western Civilization: Ancient Civilizations from Prehistory to Circa A.D. 843." "She went when she finished her tour, for the summer," Shakira's manager Fifi Kurzman told The Associated Press.
For years the 30-year-old has studied on her own, also taking tutorials on the history and languages of the countries she visits, Kurzman said. The singer, known for last year's "Hips Don't Lie" and other hits, released her first album at age 14 and later took time off to finish high school.
The class began Aug. 6 and ended Thursday, though Shakira didn't attended the last few classes, according to course lecturer Robert Cleve. Cleve said he hadn't known she was a celebrity during the course and was astonished to learn she was a pop star.
"She looked like just an ordinary student. She wasn't flamboyant ... she didn't act like a big celebrity or anything." Shakira, who sat near the front in the third row of the lecture hall, would often discuss the course material with him after class.
"I was really impressed with how intelligent she was," said Cleve.
It's great that Shakira's humble and down to earth enough to go to UCLA. Also, the school did a really good job of keeping this from the media for a month. Mad props to all the Bruins, now tell us what grade she received! Nevermind. You know it was an A.
Police said a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes. Commander Kevin Casper said the attack was "weird sexual behavior."The 24-year-old woman was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday when the 27-year-old man approached her and demanded her keys and phone. After that he removed her shoes.
Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.
The man is in custody and has not yet been formally charged.
That is just straight up nasty! What's with all the crazy bastards running around in the world today? He's looking fierce in his mugshot!
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This is the newest commercial for Sean John 'Unforgivable' for women. I just feel nasty watching Diddy make out with chicks. This is the one time I think I've ever been turned off by watching someone make out. Maybe that's the real reason behind the t.v. stations not wanting to play it. They can't handle watching Diddy make out with a hot chick either!
Jennifer Lopez at the launch of her new clothing line, JustSweet.
When Halle Berry announced she was preggers, I heard rumors that J. Lo is pregnant. I chose to ignore them so that I wouldn't be making my 80th, 'Jennifer Lopez is expecting' post. But, WTBump is this? She has to be pregnant, right? I'm gonna wait for her and her rat face hubby to make an announcement.
What's up with those heels?
Past all the fake tears I'm still wondering.... Is this a man or a woman? I'm pretty sure it's a dude but you can never be too sure these days.
Special Thanks To POTP reader And Myspace Friend 'revenge is a dish best served cold-get your bib!' for sending us this YouTube video!
Alameda County Superior Court Judge Julie Conger ruled Thursday that although Percy Honniball of Oakland was naked, he was not acting lewdly or seeking sexual gratification.
Honniball, 51, was arrested last year after he was spotted building cabinets in the buff at a home where he had been hired to work. The carpenter has said he likes to work in the nude because it's more comfortable and it helps him keep his clothes clean.
SERIOUSLY?!!? Since when is it o.k. to have your carpenter walking around your house naked with his nut-sack airing out while he works on your flooring? If he's so worried about his clothes being clean, why the hell is he in the carpentry business? Can naked dude not afford some Tide or Gain? If I walked in my house and found some guy working naked I would take a nail gun and nail his nuts right to the wall. He wouldn't go anywhere till I could at least take pictures and post them on here. Not that any of you would wanna see that, but I'd surely get my gratification out of it. If he was totally hot, I wouldn't nail his balls to the wall, but I would fondle them for a little bit.
*In case I need to clarify, the dude in the pic is not the weirdo who was caught laying wood, naked. I just think the guy in this pic is totally hawt. ;) *
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